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    Brilliance in Australia

    Apparently there is at least one chef who wants Aussies to be as fat as Americans

    Chef to diners: Clean plate or be banned! - Asia-Pacific - msnbc.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound
    Apparently there is at least one chef who wants Aussies to be as fat as Americans
    Please note: the 'as Americans' bit wasn't mine.


    So, she wants the diners to eat her garnishes etc too? Healthy veg? God forbid! Sushi? The weight will just pile on...

    It's actually a good idea. Some people like being ordered what to do. Others will avoid her restaurant. No waste. Satisfaction for some - a myriad of other restaurant choices for everyone else (which would include me - I hate sushi, sashimi, wasabi & pickled ginger!). Win-win.

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    It's too late. Aussie women are already competing with whales for real estate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    It's too late. Aussie women are already competing with whales for real estate.
    Whale abuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    It's too late. Aussie women are already competing with whales for real estate.
    Whale abuse.
    I hear Aussie women are in demand in Norway, Japan and Iceland as well as some Inuit areas

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    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound View Post
    Apparently there is at least one chef who wants Aussies to be as fat as Americans
    Hate to tell you this, but we've been knocked down a peg- Australia is the fattest country in the world already:

    Australia beats US to title of most obese nation, report finds - Times Online

    Australia now fattest country, study says - UPI.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    It's too late. Aussie women are already competing with whales for real estate.
    Whale abuse.
    I hear Aussie women are in demand in Norway, Japan and Iceland as well as some Inuit areas
    Must spread rep first

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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound View Post
    Apparently there is at least one chef who wants Aussies to be as fat as Americans
    Hate to tell you this, but we've been knocked down a peg- Australia is the fattest country in the world already:

    Australia beats US to title of most obese nation, report finds - Times Online

    Australia now fattest country, study says - UPI.com
    I was trying to be nice and all the Aussiea I have met haven't been fat, including one very hot chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound View Post
    I was trying to be nice
    You realize this is TD, right? That sort of thing isn't done around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound View Post
    I was trying to be nice
    You realize this is TD, right? That sort of thing isn't done around here.
    Sorry, I guess I haven't had enough to drink tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    I hear Aussie women are in demand in Norway, Japan and Iceland as well as some Inuit areas
    Hence the Aussie government's court challenge against these nasty country's.

    Save the whales. The survival of the Aussie species is at risk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    I hear Aussie women are in demand in Norway, Japan and Iceland as well as some Inuit areas
    Hence the Aussie government's court challenge against these nasty country's.

    Save the whales. The survival of the Aussie species is at risk!
    How did I miss this one. Maybe I have had enough...

    Have to spread rep.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound View Post
    Apparently there is at least one chef who wants Aussies to be as fat as Americans
    Hate to tell you this, but we've been knocked down a peg- Australia is the fattest country in the world already:

    Australia beats US to title of most obese nation, report finds - Times Online

    Australia now fattest country, study says - UPI.com
    Loser yanks!

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    You always take our best stuff- next you'll be shooting each other over cutting in line or stealing parking spaces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound View Post
    Apparently there is at least one chef who wants Aussies to be as fat as Americans
    Hate to tell you this, but we've been knocked down a peg- Australia is the fattest country in the world already:

    Australia beats US to title of most obese nation, report finds - Times Online

    Australia now fattest country, study says - UPI.com
    Loser yanks!
    or should that be looser ?

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    Watch this space . . . don't underestimate the heights of stupidity Aussies can attain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound
    Brilliance in Australia
    No such thing. A nation of alcoholics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sccrhound
    Brilliance in Australia
    No such thing. A nation of alcoholics.
    Try to stay within the idea of the thread . . . lighthearted humour, not senseless drip.

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    dont be mean to poodles, he's feelign unloved and unmanly today.

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