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    The UK has gone down the shitter

    Ok, I think most of us will agree the UK is right down deep in that shitter, it has been on that downward spiral for the last 20 years, giving families money because they are good at breeding but not so good at working for a living, my son is 17 but has never got a cent from the UK because I don't go for religion so never bothered getting married, but I'm sure if he flew to the UK and mentioned ASYLUM he would get a nice house and loads of money, trouble is he actually wants an education and wants to work for living so that idea is blown out.

    So, lets all us Brits print out a flag for what used to be Great Britain and wipe our arses on it, post your morning constitution here.


    Heres the flag, print it out, wipe your arse with it and then post the lovely picture.



    Shall post mine when I get up later.

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    naa mate, uk is just fine, weathers great and the beer is cheaper

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    naa mate, uk is just fine, weathers great and the beer is cheaper
    Weathers nice and Magners is £3 for four bottles, could be worse.

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    Think the last guy to post poo on here was jailed swiftly DD

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    ^Just a small smearing of good old english poo on a flag should be ok

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    ^ goose and gander theory DD, just cos your the boss.........

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    ^Well we aint talking your 10 pints of lager and a vindaloo poo, just a little normal one, no explosions from the buttocks.

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    I think the Jap flag and the Brit flag look OK, from a design perspective. Nice and symmetrical. Smearing poo on them would make them look like all those other ugly flags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ^Well we aint talking your 10 pints of lager and a vindaloo poo, just a little normal one, no explosions from the buttocks.
    well that says it all, you dont use the bum gun, would the wipe pic be pre bum gun or post bum gun you dirty dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    10 pints of lager and a vindaloo poo
    Patriot.

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    A smear of poo is art, splatter is you got the shits.

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    ^now your really talking shit

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    Actually I shall post a series of emails from the Brit embassy in Bangkok, I want my son to spend 3 months there and i would like to take my girlfriend there, now my son is a nasty scummy thai person cos I never got married, so they aint gonna like him having a holiday there, my girlfriend who I have lived with for about 15 years is also obviously scum because she won't know what color toothbrush I use as we use different bathrooms, so there is a good chance that both will be refused, should be interesting.

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    infact I think facebook has a space for Bangkok-Thai-Embassy-Scum.com so I think I will take it, cos we all know they are shit.

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    This is the piece of shit in charge.

    Ambassador's diary



    Welcome to Ambassador Quinton's diary. Please click on the links below for an insight into the daily life of the British Ambassador to Thailand.

    Please send any feedback/comments to Info.Bangkok[at]fco.gov.uk. We want to know what you think. To view more photos of British Ambassador and his activities, please check at UK in Thailand Flickr


    Suck my knob you fucking cock.

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    more from the cock...

    Happy day

    On 3 March, I visited the children at Chulalongkorn Hospital and opened Happy Day activity which is organised annually by the G4s, a British security solutions group, to support disabled, HIV-infected, poor, disadvantaged and underprivileged children and orphans. There were about 30 children who were able to come out and join the activity. I was very impressed by the children’s welcoming Hawaiian dance show!



    He was probably shagging Soi Cowboy whores....

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    I thought Quinton had been banned from Thailand because of all his posts about fucking Thai girls down Soi Cowboy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Actually I shall post a series of emails from the Brit embassy in Bangkok, I want my son to spend 3 months there and i would like to take my girlfriend there, now my son is a nasty scummy thai person cos I never got married, so they aint gonna like him having a holiday there, my girlfriend who I have lived with for about 15 years is also obviously scum because she won't know what color toothbrush I use as we use different bathrooms, so there is a good chance that both will be refused, should be interesting.
    Can't be any worse than dealing with the so-called "Counsler Section" of the US Embassy. I wouldn't wish the experience of going back there on even Ant for example. Although, having said that, the US Embassy in Singapore ain't no better...at least it's cleaner.
    A Deplorable Bitter Clinger

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    We shall see boon mee, last time they reckoned it would take 2 years to adopt my own son of which I was the father on the birth certificate, fuck them pieces of shit.

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    Just want to add for the search engines that Ambassador Quinton from Bangkok is a fucking [at][at][at][at] and a piece of shit, hope you like that Quinton. and fuck you you piece of shit.

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    More from the shite Brit embassy.

    Getting to the embassy:

    Our office is located in central area at 14 Wireless Road , close to the Swiss Embassy, Wave Place and the Central Chidlom Department store.

    The most comfortable and convenient way to get to the Embassy is by public transport.

    By Sky train
    We are very close to Phloenchit station.

    From Phloenchit station, take exit number 1 into the Wave Place building. The exit to Wireless Road is on the ground floor (beside a dry cleaners and photo shop). The Embassy is on the opposite side of Wireless Road.

    By Taxi
    Bangkok has thousands of taxis, and finding one at any time is never a problem. Take a taxi and ask to be dropped off at 'The British Embassy, 14 Wireless Road'.

    By Bus
    Bus number. 62, 76, and mini air bus No.10, stops right outside our main gate on Wireless Road.

    Parking
    We regret to inform you that there is no public parking space. The nearest available parking is in the Waveplace Building.

    Security
    Due to the global threat currently posed by terrorism, and the targeting of embassies, we do our utmost to ensure a safe and secure environment for your visit.

    Please co-operate with the security team as they conduct their checks and controls, each of which should take only a few minutes. The security measures in place are for the benefit of all visitors and staff.

    Visitors to our office will have to go through the security checkpoint at the entrance. Mobile phones and electronic devices are not allowed into the building.

    Public opening hours
    We provide consular services for passport applications, birth and death certificates and other consular documentation. Hours are:

    Mon-Thurs: 08:00-11:00 / 13:00-15:15
    Fri: 08:00-12:00

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    ^
    I'd wait 'till the Red Shirt thing has died down.
    Sounds like a zoo 'round there right now...

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    If the ambassador to the Bangkok UK wants to shag Thai men up the arse I'm all for letting him have the freedom to do this, quentin huh?

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    This thread should be dedicated to the cunts at the British Embassy, they have never ever helped me in any way at all in the last 18 years so now is my turn to tell people what pieces of shit work at the British Embassy in Bangkok, as for quentin, he's a fucking poof that also fucks whores from Soi Cowboy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Just want to add for the search engines that Ambassador Quinton from Bangkok is a fucking [at][at][at][at] and a piece of shit, hope you like that Quinton. and fuck you you piece of shit.
    I take it that Quinton denied your girlfriend's & son's visa application...

    Don't feel bad, they fook us all over... My ex's MIL who is a foreign national, applied for a US tourist visa 3 times and was denied each time... This is a lady with 2 businesses, a home that was paid for, money in the bank, etc... I even offered to file an Affidavit of Support guaranteeing that she would not be a burden to the state if she stayed in the US... Yet the borders are like an open sieve, allowing illegal to come across at will...
    Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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