Am I Mad or what?

[Missismiggins]

Seriously, Am I going fucking mad here and over reacting? I really don't know any more - but I just would not do this kind of thing!

Saturday night, I spend maybe 2 - 3 hours cooking a Shepherds Pie (no you fucking Aussies its not a sheeps [at][at][at][at]).

I cook enough that you could probably feed 6 people.

I ask everyone, "would you like some" No no is the reply, we will stick to eating stuff that smells like SHIT instead. Fair enough.

So, this feeds me Saturday night.

Sunday morning I am up for it again, with a few peas. The small boy takes a helping.

Sunday Night we are up for it again...nothing like a varied diet.

Anyway, I end up with a bit left over in the fridge, enough for one person to enjoy, it has been there all day, and kind of looking forward to a full belly!

I go down tonight and the fucker has been in and grabbed half of some stinking fish she had bought, half of some stinking dry fish I bought today, half of some rice, half of some bread - that they won't eat and eventually end up throwing out of the window for the cat/dog.

But they have stolen HALF - The pork Half of the Shepherds Pie! - and then wasted the fucker and fed it to the dog!

So, now, for my supper, I have the choice of some old dried stinking fish that a half dying cat would turn its nose up at, a Shepherds Pie that consists of only the potato and cheese, or some fucking slop that looks like cat vomitted out when she was 12!

Is Justifiable Homicide available here or not...like plea bargaining due to temporary insanity?

I found this problem before when we used to live at the old witches castle.

I would buy things like Tomato Puree, only to find the top of the tin hacked off with an axe the next morning, and some cunts finger had scooped a little out!

I bought one of those big 13 litre drums of cooking oil, the cunts had drank it in a week...13 litres...gone where... were they bathing in it?

I would rather they ate the whole fucking lot than DEFILE something with their filthy knives forks and spoons or mouths fingers etc... take it, eat it...just don't poke your fucking hands in half of it and leave it out expecting someone to eat it.

This really pisses me off - especially when I look in the fridge and on the sides of the kitchen to see plate upon plate of stinking vomit food, crawling with nutritious ants and penecillin.

Why do they desecrate human food?

I feel it is time to defecate in their Plah Rah!

[Loy Toy]

I can't comment Miggsy.

Best you ask Jizzybloke.

[jandajoy]

I can't comment Miggsy. Best you ask Jizzybloke.

How very confusing.

[Thetyim]

I think you are perfectly entitled to be annoyed at what happened.
Find the culprits, disembowel them and fed the stolen half digested food to the cat.

There, does that make you feel better ?

[Norton]

Is Justifiable Homicide available here or not...like plea bargaining due to temporary insanity?

Nope. Only one way out Miggins.

[somtamslap]

hahaha..yes, know the feeling indeed..My dear old Mum brought me over a block of Stilton last year..she had gone out of her way to transport a piece of cheese, half way across the globe for someone (fucking me and me only) to get some decent grub, for a change.
I didn't wanna pounce on it, so I left it un open in the fridge, opening the door to look at it lovingly, once in a while..
My cousin's, sister's granny's dog's left bollock's offspring was staying with us and when I heard him gagging in the bog, I put two and two together and ran to check the state of the cheese..fucker had opened it and crumbled a bit off..probably with unwashed hands...but the puking in the bog meant it was my victory..

I don't even like it when the fuckers eat my bread..but I'm a cnut like that..

[PaddyGreen]

These fingerings are what occurs whe you save money on the Swiss finishing school and table manners.
Do these folks dress for dinner or is more of an open buffet?
Perhasp some vol-au-vents after some Bucks Fizz supplied by you or a Prems no 1 cup would send out the right signal and encourage the others.

Gilbeys ice and lime $10 a few pistachios and some charades will look like Central in no time

[jandajoy]

2 fridges.

One's hers, it's big, it keeps the food stuff plus some water plus dead things.

Fridge number 2 = mine

"No, you are not allowed to use it, put stuff in it, take stuff from it. It's mine."

Admittedly it only contains beer, cheese, and bacon but hey, it's mine.

[FailSafe]

If you have the means to make another one (even if it takes three hours, you sloth) it's not worth stressing over- when it's a delicacy from home, then heads will roll.

[Missismiggins]

These fingerings are what occurs whe you save money on the Swiss finishing school and table manners.
Do these folks dress for dinner or is more of an open buffet?
Perhasp some vol-au-vents after some Bucks Fizz supplied by you or a Prems no 1 cup would send out the right signal and encourage the others.

Gilbeys ice and lime $10 a few pistachios and some charades will look like Central in no time

They often wear a tuxedo and bow tie, but for some reason they still seem to wipe the shit from their arses with their left hand...well we can't all be perfect!

I like the way they manage to crook their little finger when taking a drink of Lao Kao... the finger with the three inch finger nail encrusted in shit!

And the way their 3 foot mole hairs from some second head they are culturing on the sides of their faces "whisps" into their glass as they Coiff!

Breeding! it is an art!

[the dogcatcher]

Yep 2 fridges, mine has beer and farang stuff, their's has filth they call food.
I do lose the odd slice of meat and potato pie though, and odd yourshire pud.

[Missismiggins]

I think tomorrow I shall be baking a cake, based mainly on dog shit and cat vomit. I shall decorate with strawberries and cream, a little sugar just to sweeten it a little.

Place it in the fridge next to the bottle of Sprite that is in fact full of piss, and see what happens. We can only wait and enjoy!

By the way, I am in a good mood tonight - I got my 1 year Visa again today....so its cake and strawberries and sprite all around FREE!

[taxexile]

But they have stolen HALF - The pork Half of the Shepherds Pie!

they obviously didnt want a good jewish boy like yourself eating pork.

And the way their 3 foot mole hairs from some second head they are culturing on the sides of their faces "whisps" into their glass as they Coiff!

thats funny.

[Missismiggins]

Yep 2 fridges, mine has beer and farang stuff, their's has filth they call food.
I do lose the odd slice of meat and potato pie though, and odd yourshire pud.

A yorkshire Pudding Man!

Then you will understand the distress of finding a Yorkshire pudding in the fridge with someone elses teethmarks in it...it is heartbreaking to say the least.

The thought that some plaque infested gums have sucked on half of your food makes me want to vomit into their Gaeng Shit!

[Norton]

Admittedly it only contains beer, cheese, and bacon but hey, it's mine.

Sympathies to the wife. Bet she sleeps with the blanket wrapped tightly around her neck.

[AntRobertson]

I think Miggins should join an amateur drama club. If there's one thing he's good at it's drama.

[jandajoy]

Sympathies to the wife. Bet she sleeps with the blanket wrapped tightly around her neck.

Thankfully we've gone beyond that stage in the relationship. We're both as bad as each other.

[jandajoy]

If there's one thing he's good at it's drama.

But he is, at least, entertaining.

[Thetyim]

We're both as bad as each other.

Shame on you.
Stock up on beans

[jandajoy]

Shame on you. Stock up on beans

No need. I hold my own.

(ooh er what vicar)

[Missismiggins]

just for a laugh...cough cough...I threw two good full ashtrays full of dog ends out the window tonight!

You can always sit back in the morning watching them trying to brush fag buts from gravel - with their witches brooms - it is hours of amusement - they really put their backs into this! - I think the car ashtray needs emptying tomorrow - but better wait until the first lot has been swept up! Wouldn't want to make life too easy!

you have to work things a bit here, a bit of a piss take both ways - she knows how to piss me off I know too - most of it is in good fun!

It is just they really have these annoying little habits - they probably say the same about us - so, you have to make the best of it!

If you spent your life dressing in a red/yellow shirt 24/7/365 - then god help you - the little things in life are great! You couldn't get a life like this for love nor money in the UK!

[jandajoy]

Thanks!

You're welcome.

[Missismiggins]

Guess thats my spleen vented!

[jandajoy]

sweet.

[Missismiggins]

These people believe this shit - for real!!!!


Power to the people!




100 baht says that twat was a member of the NUT!