Iranian Clerics: Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes

[Humbert]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/19/iranian-cleric-promiscuou_n_543100.html

Iranian Clerics claim that women having promiscuous sex is the cause of earthquakes.

Saying sex causes gas would have been enough of a claim!
If there was any doubt that they are nuts, here's further proof.

[AntRobertson]

Not to be a pedant or anything () but it's cleric, singular, not clerics. Oh, and there's already a thread on this.

[good2bhappy]

well nothing like having the earth move for you
What a plonker

[Humbert]

but it's cleric, singular, not clerics

Sorry, the last thing I want to do is ridicule any sane Iranian clerics out there.

[AntRobertson]

Don't worry, I'm lead to believe that as well as being sane he's also a very understanding and forgiving chap and won't tkae offence in the slightest.

[DrAndy]

Iranian Clerics claim that women having promiscuous sex is the cause of earthquakes.

it is, certainly

[mr Fred]

I wonder if enough men were led astray by enough whores they could get a rhythm going that would shift a tectonic plate or two.
Perhaps the mad bastard could do an experiment in a brothel.

[DrAndy]

true, could be something like the "wobbly" bridge over the Thames

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Ah, you got there before me Humbert - but at least I had the decency to copy and paste the text.

[billy the kid]

1/2 of the planet should have been swallowed up by now. this guy is ready for the loony bin .

[Humbert]

Ah, you got there before me Humbert - but at least I had the decency to copy and paste the text.

Yes, I thought long and hard about that. Should I copy and paste or save pixels?
I am all about economy of effort.