What should I buy when i go back to England?

**Airportwo** · 14-09-2006, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by NickA

PORK PIES

Yorkies Pork pies in Jomtien are the best i've had! never used to eat them in the UK, but thought it would be nice to miss something

**dirtydog** · 14-09-2006, 12:58 AM

Someone should do a write up on all the pie and sausage makers we have down here in Pattaya and Jomtien, the stuff here is a million times better than the prepackaged crap you get in the UK.

**daveboy** · 14-09-2006, 01:16 AM

^
Yes some of the hairy pie I sampled in Pattaya was excellent

**slimboyfat** · 14-09-2006, 10:08 AM

cornish pasty
pork pie
proper english chinese food - not that crap the chinese eat

and i would spend half the morning in WH Smiths reading magazines without ever buying one.

and the other half of the morning in william hill (the bookmakers - not the gay bloke)

**benbaaa** · 14-09-2006, 10:55 AM

You can get pork pies and English pork sausages in the Rim Ping supermarket in Chiang Mai. And Carrefour do a really nice crusty loaf. But I've yet to find a nice bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese. A bag of those and a Club International (I'm with you there, NickA) and I'd be sorted.

**slimboyfat** · 14-09-2006, 11:00 AM

hang on a sec......

isnt Club full of the fat pasty white women that everyone detests so much here?

**NickA** · 14-09-2006, 11:00 AM

Yeah, it was always the dirty mag for your more discerning gent, I mean, look at the titlt - it's international don't you know. Not like Razzle, which very rarely seems to venture out of Scarborough

**NickA** · 14-09-2006, 11:01 AM

^^You an Asian Babes man?

**slimboyfat** · 14-09-2006, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by NickA

^^You an Asian Babes man?

Fiesta Black and Blue

actually i also used to like Club international.

the american version was better though. same girls but they spread their lips and showed their pink bits.

**NickA** · 14-09-2006, 11:04 AM

^I think one of the mags did an Ebony and Ivory section, can't remember which one

Fiesta was like the car, cheap and crap

**slimboyfat** · 14-09-2006, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by NickA

^I think one of the mags did an Ebony and Ivory section, can't remember which one

that was Knave.

i used to work in the newsagent down the road as a sunday job when i was a kid.

those mags certainly opened up my eyes. so to speak

**NickA** · 14-09-2006, 11:16 AM

^I was a collector of sorts. Has anybody ever bought a porno in Thailand or has the internet completely ruined the thrill of the chase - you know walking in and finding it's a pretty young girl to serve you or your best mates mum walking in just as you are being handed your copy of Reader's Wives.

**keda** · 14-09-2006, 11:57 AM

Reminds me, I'm due back next week for a brief sojourn, so if anyone's desperate for something LL+L lemme know.

keda

**mrsquirrel** · 14-09-2006, 12:05 PM

Irn-Bru

McEwans Toffee Bars.

Wham Bars.

Flying saucers

**slimboyfat** · 14-09-2006, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Wham Bars.

guaranteed to take out your fillings

**mrsquirrel** · 14-09-2006, 04:07 PM

Cox's Apples

If you are going back in October the Melrose apple fair is on.

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