Saturday Appears to Be Planned In Advance!

[Missismiggins]

My wife informed me tonight, that, in the spirit of good luck, she has arranged for her family, and some Saffron clad devil, to pop around on Saturday, apperently to bless the house and rid me of my evil ways!

Probably a bit of vengeance for ridiculing the poor deceased Doraemon!

Anyway, I have found out the time of Satans arrival, and should be well gone from the place before these defilers arrive.

Probably spend the day looking in Carreffoure at all the empty shelves of bread and human food!

If I could only find out where they were likely to sit, I could spray the floor with this fantastic poison I bought...it kills everything, and I reckon it kills the orange mafia too!

[tsicar]

............... and some Saffron clad devil, to pop !

make sure you lock your car and hide the keys from the wife, or the orange clad bugger will paint a pic of a rack of billiard balls on the roof lining, and tie webs of string around the steering wheel and gearlever, then demand money from you in return for the favour!

[Rigger]

Relaxe
have a few beers and watch the fun.
Missy you really got to learn to look at Thailand though beer goggles or it will put you in a early grave,

[Rigger]

Heres a poem for you to live by

Now it is not wise for the Christian white
To hustle the Asian brown.
For the Christian wiles, and the Asian smiles,
And he weareth the Christian down.
And the end of the fight
Is a tombstone white,
With the name of the late deceased,
And the epitaph drear, "A fool lies here,
Who tried to hustle the East."

[Travelmate]

have a few beers and watch the fun.

Need more than a few beers! Throw whiskey & vodka into the mix, then you won't notice what going on around you.

[Marmite the Dog]

Relaxe have a few beers and watch the fun.

Or be a man and tell them to get fucked.

[kingwilly]

Dont forget to take some pictures for a picture thread on TD!

[Rigger]

Or be a man and tell them to get fucked.

If thats what you call being a man,

[The Gentleman Scamp]

You're my favorite poster on here Miggins.

[nedwalk]

If I could only find out where they were likely to sit, I could spray the floor with this fantastic poison I bought

or..you could use super glue...that would be funny

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Listen to Nedders!

[StrontiumDog]

If I could only find out where they were likely to sit, I could spray the floor with this fantastic poison I bought...it kills everything, and I reckon it kills the orange mafia too!

You'll go to hell for that!

Although it sounds as though you might be there already....

[Missismiggins]

Here is a scene from the ridiculous...Doraemon appeared as if by magic!

The scene is set for tomorrows ceremony of stupidity, here's a photo of the front room,

Anyone know what these stupid little boxes of crap represent?..they look like little square landing craft with lots of stupid flags!!!

What on earth is this shit, I recall previously, that we have to grovel like seals begging for fish at Ocean world and present these items to some old fucker in orange robes.

Incidentally, the wife (She's in the bedroom watching "REALITY TV") doesn't know that Doraemon has appeared secretly and sat himself on that lovely soft rug she laid out for the monk...The Kangaroo turned up too, to watch, I found him lying around in the kids bedroom on top of a wardrobe,(DESECRATION!!!!) sort of thought it would add to the Stuffed Toy Image that seems to be in at the moment, I am sure the Monk will love it!, perhaps we can cremate the lot of them later...

I feel a headache coming on tomorrow....



The wife and her mother and God knows how many other idiots have spent the entire day making these tasteless little boxes with shit in them! - it almost makes you want to be a Catholic!

If I can get enough cable I will get the video camera going, (The batteries don't work) Anyway, the Thais seem to think it is impressive being videoed, they don't realise where the footage is going!)

[Missismiggins]

Relaxe have a few beers and watch the fun.

Or be a man and tell them to get fucked.

Believe me, I have been there, it only causes upset for my son, and sex seems to dry up for at least a week.

I am thinking on a more cunning plan, the car battery is fucked and they need a car to pick the old bastard up from the temple tomorrow at 8.30...if those headlights were left on for half an hour, there is no way that car will start...that should be even funnier, watching them trying to arrange alternative transport for the fucker on a motorbike or something!

Confrontation here simply digs me ever so much deeper into the hole I have already dug!

If I can fuck them up and appear innocent, then all the better! Let them sort their shit out!

[Missismiggins]

If I could only find out where they were likely to sit, I could spray the floor with this fantastic poison I bought

or..you could use super glue...that would be funny

You bastard! I just remembered I bought two tubes of that stuff a few weeks back, and now, that I know where "His Highness" is going to sit, I went off to find them, would you believe it, both fucking tubes are set solid! Never even opened, the poison stinks, they would smell it a hundred yards away, so that is out of the question, I had a look tonight, maybe they best steer clear of the rimmed glasses of water...or the raw bleach on the toilet seat...more than one way to skin a cat.

I thought as a token of my appreciation, I could get a couple of cups of that stuff from the MOVIE that some sick fucker posted on here the other day.."Hungry Bitches - 2 cups" I downloaded that just to see what it was about...jesus that was some vile shit...how anyone gets a kick out of that is beyond me! (and simply present it before the monk - a sort of "Holy Grail")

thinking about it makes me want to chuck!

[jandajoy]

I feel a headache coming on tomorrow....

LOL Keep us informed, mate.

Nice floor boards.

[Missismiggins]

I feel a headache coming on tomorrow....

LOL Keep us informed, mate.

Nice floor boards.

Thanks!
Hours of work with a sander... and yes it is TOA interior polyurethane...don't let them see the sun though!

[Missismiggins]

............... and some Saffron clad devil, to pop !

make sure you lock your car and hide the keys from the wife, or the orange clad bugger will paint a pic of a rack of billiard balls on the roof lining, and tie webs of string around the steering wheel and gearlever, then demand money from you in return for the favour!

Got it already! even got some gold leaf on my air filter and rocker cover....it has saved me so many times! I even got this little rag with loads of heebee jeebee shit from the temple...it is great to clean the shit off the windscreen!

[Missismiggins]

Heres a poem for you to live by

Now it is not wise for the Christian white
To hustle the Asian brown.
For the Christian wiles, and the Asian smiles,
And he weareth the Christian down.
And the end of the fight
Is a tombstone white,
With the name of the late deceased,
And the epitaph drear, "A fool lies here,
Who tried to hustle the East."

Nice one,

try this too!

Take up the White Man’s burden—
Send forth the best ye breed—
Go send your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need
To wait in heavy harness
On fluttered folk and wild—
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half devil and half child
Take up the White Man’s burden
In patience to abide
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple
An hundred times made plain
To seek another’s profit
And work another’s gain
Take up the White Man’s burden—
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better
The hate of those ye guard—
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah slowly) to the light:
"Why brought ye us from bondage,
“Our loved Egyptian night?”
Take up the White Man’s burden-
Have done with childish days-
The lightly proffered laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years,
Cold-edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!


you have to laugh at times here!

Do you reckon this bloke was a bit of liberal lefty or something?

[Missismiggins]

You're my favorite poster on here Miggins.

I suppose that was tongue in cheek, but my wife thinks I am a [at][at][at][at]!

Actually, I am almost on the verge of taking up Marmites suggestion of "Being A Man" a slippery man though, I was thinking of taking the car and fucking off for two days, and let them get on with it!

The only thing that really nags at me, is leaving my son...

These fucking idiots can get on and do what they like, but if I up sticks for a couple of days in the middle of the night, it will serve my purpose, but it will only fuck him up...how do you balance things here?

When I picked him up from school last night he told me that part of this SHIT is for the monk to bless him in his bedroom, so he won't be afraid of ghosts and will be able to sleep alone in his own bed!

The only reason he can't sleep alone in his own bed is because THESE FUCKING IDIOTS HAVE SPENT 8 YEARS SCARING HIM TO SHIT ABOUT GHOSTS!

They are fucking IDIOTS!

[tsicar]

The only thing that really nags at me, is leaving my son...

These fucking idiots can get on and do what they like, but if I up sticks for a couple of days in the middle of the night, it will serve my purpose, but it will only fuck him up...how do you balance things here?

simple:

up sticks and take the boy with you.
that way he won't be exposed to any of that monk shit.
can only serve him better in later life

[Rural Surin]

The only thing that really nags at me, is leaving my son...

These fucking idiots can get on and do what they like, but if I up sticks for a couple of days in the middle of the night, it will serve my purpose, but it will only fuck him up...how do you balance things here?

simple:

up sticks and take the boy with you.
that way he won't be exposed to any of that monk shit.
can only serve him better in later life

....as opposed to being greatly influenced my the likes of Miggs? Not much of a choice, is it?

[jandajoy]

....as opposed to being greatly influenced my the likes of Miggs? Not much of a choice, is it?

Pretty shit to thing to say. I'm surprised ........

[tsicar]

....as opposed to being greatly influenced my the likes of Miggs? Not much of a choice, is it?

it sounds to me like miggins is a great father and without his "influence", the poor kid would probably grow up to become just another screwed up isaan male waste of space.
'kkin easy choice, if you ask me!

[Bung]

My Mrs is also having the monks around this weekend, wonder if it is a coincidence? Luckily I am halfway around the earth working and only popped a small amount of cash into her account. Whatever I am told what the reason of the occasion is you can bet it will be for something else....

Must be nice to be able to have a life that is one big holiday...