My wife informed me tonight, that, in the spirit of good luck, she has arranged for her family, and some Saffron clad devil, to pop around on Saturday, apperently to bless the house and rid me of my evil ways!

Probably a bit of vengeance for ridiculing the poor deceased Doraemon!

Anyway, I have found out the time of Satans arrival, and should be well gone from the place before these defilers arrive.

Probably spend the day looking in Carreffoure at all the empty shelves of bread and human food!

If I could only find out where they were likely to sit, I could spray the floor with this fantastic poison I bought...it kills everything, and I reckon it kills the orange mafia too!