I had to laugh tonight!

[Missismiggins]

I had a bit read of TD, and headed off to bed, about 10.

Took the boy, who wanted to watch a movie, so to keep him quiet, I put on "Basket Case" he spent most of the time under the blankets in fear! (at least he was quiet)

Just as I thought it was time for nodding off, I get this 50KG weight on my head, that lets off the most stinking fart I have smelled in a long time...the fucker is still awake!

So, after I give it a few Jackie Chan kicks to its abdomen and the like, to which it only laughs, it pulls out this plastic toy gun!

This gun thing has TWO lasers, a bright red one and a very bright blue one. and I get them in the eyes!

Try it, it hurts and almost blinds you!

And the little shit is lying across the bed shouting "Daddy - Head Shot"...""Got Him Between the eyes"

Now I can't sleep!

Why I didn't put on a condom!

[Gerbil]

..... although in fact, that isnt what happened at all is it?

In reality what happened was this.......


"I'm a worse attention seeker than scampy...."
"What to do.... what to do....."
"God my life is sad..."
"I know! Make up a story based on an incident that may have happened today, yesterday or probably never.... Embelish it beyond belief...... and post it on TD, I'll feel better then!"


Sad twat.

Why a condom wasnt worn by someone is the real question.

[Aguda]

Sounds like a chip off the old block! He leaned his behaviour somewhere after all.
I am sure you wouldn't give him up for the world Miggins!

[dirtydog]

Really don't think a condom would be able to protect your eyes from a laser beam, also your kid would wonder why your pulling a ballon over your head.

[Missismiggins]

I know, you have to laugh! Kids are funny how they pick up this shit from movies and the like!

I wouldn't change em for a gold pig!

[Missismiggins]

Really don't think a condom would be able to protect your eyes from a laser beam, also your kid would wonder why your pulling a ballon over your head.

He can see through me like GLASS!

After the little "debacle" about the Temple do the other day, where I vented my spleen by taking a few pot shots with the 12 bore pistol at the collection of beer bottles (reference the Doraemon Photo) Which allowed me to vent my anger on a few beer bottles rather than shoot my wife.

He came home and examined the piles of broken bottles and said "Mammy will call you an areshole"

And he was completely correct!

[Missismiggins]

Sounds like a chip off the old block! He leaned his behaviour somewhere after all.
I am sure you wouldn't give him up for the world Miggins!

not in a million years! Kids are so precious, even when they are little shits!

[Missismiggins]

Really don't think a condom would be able to protect your eyes from a laser beam, also your kid would wonder why your pulling a ballon over your head.

If I put one on 9 years ago, I could sleep well!

But to be honest, I wouln't change a thing, except I would have married a 20 year old instead of a 40 year old!

But you live and learn!

[mrsquirrel]

Took the boy, who wanted to watch a movie, so to keep him quiet, I put on "Basket Case" he spent most of the time under the blankets in fear! (at least he was quiet)

Nothing like responsible parenting to bring out the best in a child.

[Wallalai]

From your recent posts in this forum your life looks like a failure. You should escape your place, get rid of internet and have a life.

[mrsquirrel]

it's all a bit unbelievable

[Missismiggins]

From your recent posts in this forum your life looks like a failure. You should escape your place, get rid of internet and have a life.

Who are you to judge? I have a life, it may not suit the likes of you, but I enjoy it most of the time!

Is your life perfect??

I get by the best I can, simple as that!

I would be quite interested to have a vivid description of "A Failed Life" that really would interest me...care to comment?

[Missismiggins]

it's all a bit unbelievable

And what parts do you find unbelievable?

Why on earth would I make up shit to post here?

I find "Most" of the people here genuine good chat! I enjoy a laugh, why would I want to post shit? I post the odd "ODD" observation, nothing more, if you don't like it don't read it, I have never posted anything I didn't believe or experience.

You might not like my views, thats up to you, but I don't post fairytales!

[Wallalai]

Who are you to judge?

I don't judge anybody, just telling my opinion.

[mrsquirrel]

You might not like my views, thats up to you, but I don't post fairytales!

It's not a view, it's an event Miggins, something that may or may not have happened.

Your views I don't like, never bother to read most of them, your events, I do, some of them are quite interesting, others unbelievable.

It's getting the balancing act right that I find hard.

[baldrick]

fcuk em miggins

yer a twat

but I really don't give a fcuk , as I can laugh.

[mrsquirrel]

[noelbino]

Forget ball those arseholes.
Having a kids is an insurance to a proactive life.
My son is 9 years old and I'm hitting 62.
The age difference is huge but the attraction to each other is infentisimal.
Enjoy your kid and to fuck with the DH'S

[mrsquirrel]

Forget ball those arseholes. Having a kids is an insurance to a proactive life. My son is 9 years old and I'm hitting 62. The age difference is huge but the attraction to each other is infentisimal. Enjoy your kid and to fuck with the DH'S

And in theory by the time you are in a wheelchair and soiling yourself, he will be big enough to take care of you.

I like that way of thinking. I never thought of having kids to be live in carers.

Always remember Kevin the Rat at school. His dad was 75, he was 12. fucked up kid. Used to roll around the floor trying to bite peoples ankles.

[baldrick]

Always remember Kevin the Rat at school

so why were you attending that school quirrel ?

[JoeMoer]

Forget ball those arseholes. Having a kids is an insurance to a proactive life. My son is 9 years old and I'm hitting 62. The age difference is huge but the attraction to each other is infentisimal. Enjoy your kid and to fuck with the DH'S

And in theory by the time you are in a wheelchair and soiling yourself, he will be big enough to take care of you.

I like that way of thinking. I never thought of having kids to be live in carers.

Always remember Kevin the Rat at school. His dad was 75, he was 12. fucked up kid. Used to roll around the floor trying to bite peoples ankles.

Was your name queer Quirrel?