Merry Christmas to All

**Mid** · 24-12-2009, 07:32 PM

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**nevets** · 24-12-2009, 07:46 PM

And Merry Christmas to you and your family.

**jandajoy** · 24-12-2009, 07:49 PM

Ditto Mido.

All the best to you and yours. Have a good one

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 24-12-2009, 07:50 PM

It's Christmas Eve again in Bangkok and as usual the only noticeable difference is a couple of balloons and a pathetic looking tree in the lobby of my apartment building, other than that there's an awful tape of carols played on a relentless loop in Tesco's and Carrefour and there's rumors of a bombing campaign which may start tonight.

I've been asked to take pictures at the opening of a new club and the manager has offered me free entrance and booze which is not much of a carrot considering the place will be full of media acquaintances from the Bangkok social scene whom I have nothing in common with, and I will have to spend the night being kissed on both cheeks by artists, crap tv presenters, models and rich people who don't know what real work is, and after enduring their pretentious "Mwah! Mwah!" they will make small talk and ask how I am and i'll have to make small talk back and they will be looking through me with an insincere smile and nodding but not really listening and then a bomb could go off so I might just stay at home and pull my plonker.

**StrontiumDog** · 24-12-2009, 07:51 PM

Yep, a very merry christmas to everyone on TD, I hope you all have a great day wherever you may be.

**jandajoy** · 24-12-2009, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

so I might just stay at home and pull my plonker.

Sound like the best possible solution. Go for it.

Oh, and a very merry plonk pulling Xmas to you.

**StrontiumDog** · 24-12-2009, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

It's Christmas Eve again in Bangkok and as usual the only noticeable difference is a couple of balloons and a pathetic looking tree in the lobby of my apartment building, other than that there's an awful tape of carols played on a relentless loop in Tesco's and Carrefour and there's rumors of a bombing campaign which may start tonight.

I've been asked to take pictures at the opening of a new club and the manager has offered me free entrance and booze which is not much of a carrot considering the place will be full of media acquaintances from the Bangkok social scene whom I have nothing in common with, and I will have to spend the night being kissed on both cheeks by artists, crap tv presenters, models and rich people who don't know what real work is, and after enduring their pretentious "Mwah! Mwah!" they will make small talk and ask how I am and i'll have to make small talk back and they will be looking through me with an insincere smile and nodding but not really listening and then a bomb could go off so I might just stay at home and pull my plonker.

Yeah, I've been to a few of those...they are the most dreary events...better off at home, no bombs...unless your apartment is the one that gets bombed.

Have a (better) nice day tomorrow. A merry christmas to you.

**Wallalai** · 24-12-2009, 07:58 PM

Merry white Christmas to all.

**Missismiggins** · 24-12-2009, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mid

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Cheers for the card mate, it is the second one this year!

All the best and hope you and your family have a good one!

**deepee** · 24-12-2009, 08:05 PM

Yeah all you TD punters,
"Hab a bruddy good klismas"
wherever you are no matter what you do and whatever you believe in chill out .
Thanks to all for the entertainment,the loads of info, the frivolity, and the sharing of just being a TDer .

**Mr Lick** · 24-12-2009, 08:06 PM

Tis the season of goodwill to all men and of course those lovely ladies out there.
I hope that your stockings are full of nice surprises!

**jandajoy** · 24-12-2009, 08:10 PM

YUP, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.

**Stinky** · 24-12-2009, 08:28 PM

Merry Christmas to everyone on TD

**Propagator** · 24-12-2009, 08:32 PM

And from me too. I hope that you all have a good Christmas

**Missismiggins** · 24-12-2009, 09:51 PM

In fact, Merry Christmas to everyone on TD, probably the best bunch of twats on the entire Expat web!

To those I have insulted.. sorry!

Hope you all have a bit of peace, and enjoy a CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL tomorrow... but always, remeber in your hearts..the JOOS KILLED JESUS! (Merry Christmas Kingwilly! all the best!)

Hope you are all awake at 4 am in santa suits Ho fucking Ho ing for your kids for penance!

**jandajoy** · 24-12-2009, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Merry Christmas Kingwilly! all the best!

Hey, I thought it was a tad more relaxed in here than normal. The chimpette is noticeable by his absence.

**killerbees** · 24-12-2009, 10:13 PM

Merry Christmas right back at the lot of you, and a Happy New Year!

**Missismiggins** · 24-12-2009, 10:26 PM

Jandajoy, Willy, you know it is only converatation and BANAL BANTER!! Nothing more! But good luck... we can sing each other more merriments and the like in a week or so!

Don't know about you but I can hear a bottle of Chang SCREAMING to be released from the fridge...apparently it is suffocating... so, being a good citizen, who could leave a drowning man, or a sinking bottle of reasonable beer!

As you get older you realize why you are still alive, and you age and age as years go by, then you see the terrible reality of life, Ant robertson...will he get a Christmas card... I doubt it.

So, Last week, I wrote a letter to President Mugabe of Zimbabwe, and to the Ethiopean Government, (because Ant like his mate Declan -is and likes to sponsor worthless causes)and would you believe it... it was like STARS IN THEIR EYES...the poor starving children of Africa, the dying underfed Ethiopians, the raped negroes of Somalia, have stood back, for once in their lives and recognised, ANT ROBERTSON NEEDS A CHRISTMAS CARD! They reckon it will take a day or two to get there, and best clean it with Dettol, but hey! MERRY Christmas ANT!

**jandajoy** · 24-12-2009, 10:36 PM

Cheers, mate.

Mines a Leo.

**Missismiggins** · 24-12-2009, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Cheers, mate.

Mines a Leo.

Why on earth does a bottle of LEO, about 5% alcholol cost more than a bottle of Chang.. where the Alchohol is 6.8%...something is wrong in the land of smiles!

**jandajoy** · 24-12-2009, 10:42 PM

Less diesel fuel in it.

**jandajoy** · 24-12-2009, 10:45 PM

Also, Leo is a tad more expensive 'cos you won't feel like an incontinent elephant has shat all over your brain in the morning.

**Stinky** · 24-12-2009, 10:49 PM

Very apt description of a Chang hangover JJ

**smeden** · 24-12-2009, 10:49 PM

merry cristmas yo all here in denmark we have a white cristmas this year in a while i will walk to a cristmas dinner whith friends (we will have goose it is 4.6 kg.so i am shure there is plenty for all 4)

**meepho** · 24-12-2009, 11:40 PM

MERRY XMAS to one and all,

even the argumentative ones.

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