Christmas in TATTERS!

[Missismiggins]

Well, not really tattered, but the magic has been sort of compromised.

Over the past few weeks, we bought a little bit at a time for my boy, and hid it VERY VERY carefully, the first place of BULK hiding is the downstairs bogs, as they have a cupboard that allows BIG spiders and Jakep to get inside..So I know for a fact he won't even open the doors to this little hidy hole.

So everything has been hidden well and truly, and today, I manage to get him to piss off with his mother down to the grandmothers.

This gives me the time to remove from the cupboard, check for Jakep and big spiders, then assemble, add batteries etc, and then hide in the number two place HE NEVER EVER GOES!!!

The spare bathroom upstairs! (He pisses out of the bedroom window rather than go into that room!)

All sorted, everything hidden behind the shower walls...and bare in mind, between his stupid Grandmother and his mother, he has not ventured into this room for about 2 YEARS! due to the fear of ghosts!

so I thought I was onto a dead cert.

Everything just ready to pull out in the darkest hours, and put under the tree...not a big problem.

So, I was outside spraying yet more fucking Roundup on grass and weeds that refuse to die...and I hear this SHRIEK from the upstairs windows...."MAE MAE...I've found my presents!!!!

I could not believe it!

Upon interrogation, he said that he thought about all the places he would not go, so decided to go and look for the presents there!

The little shit found everything in ten minutes.

So, we simply decided to let him have the lot tonight. He is over the moon, and to be honest, I thought it would save me getting up at 4am tomorrow, but no!

He has bought some "lucky bells" for Santa...and he wants to speak to Santa at 5 am...the wife has already chucked the red Santa suit into the spare room...guess Santa will be smelling of OLD CHANG BEER in the morning!

[jandajoy]

Sweet

Happy wotsits to you and yours mate.

[Stinky]

Nice one Miggs, kids are great aren't they.

Merry Christmas mate

[Missismiggins]

Sweet

Happy wotsits to you and yours mate.

And you too! All the best!

One of the presents his Uncle and Grandma paid for, was a PSP Camera, the tiny little thing that fits on the top of a PSP3000.

What was the first video...he has been running back and forward between the bathroom and here, with a running commentary of his mothers arse and tits getting washed in the shower... all you can hear is "OCH BAI!!" and roars of laughter...so I guess he likes it!

Maybe I'll post it later on Youtube.

Then, the last surprise of the day...ever wonder why Thais think Roundup is expensive?

The "FAMBLY" splashed out on a 4 litre bottle of Roundup... well it is Christmas you know!

Then, despite the fact that even an idiot like me, can get the general idea of the Water to Roundup mix, for killing weeds, as usual...the Thai simply plucked a figure from its malfunctioning brain!

Normally, I use between 100 - 180 ml per 20 litres ( this stuff is 600 baht for a 4 litre bottle)

The clever Thai, put a litre of Roundup to a HALF LITRE of WATER....yes, that does work out a bit expensive...and I checked the dipshit tonight.

On the back of the bottle it has the mix ratio...but instead of as asking about that, at the bottom of the bottle is a short paragraph, that seems to explain what to drink if you swallow it...he read it PERFECTLY.

Fuckwits... he could read about activated charcoal and various chemnicals to be ingested per kilo of body weight, but neglects to read the very first instructions as how to mix the chemicals!

[pompeybloke]

forget tatters and get some taters mate! all the best to you and yours.

i'm chuffed to find a bike shop selling 2nd hand jap cycles all in good nick, pan hok all...sorted!

[jandajoy]

I must visit you sometime.

I'll bring the beer.

[Missismiggins]

Merry slavery for those who have kids...my heart goes out to you tomorrow...the fucking house is shaking to Mettalica...on the PS2 Guitar Hero tonight....when will it end!

[Missismiggins]

You'd be more than welcome, and you won't need to bring any beer!

[jandajoy]

You'd be more than welcome, and you won't need to bring any beer!

Cheers, but I don't drink Chang.

Devils sputum that stuff.

[Missismiggins]

forget tatters and get some taters mate! all the best to you and yours.

i'm chuffed to find a bike shop selling 2nd hand jap cycles all in good nick, pan hok all...sorted!

OK, got some tatties, good to hear that you found what you were looking for...just out of interest...what kind of "Jap Cycles" are you looking for or interested in? The pedal ones or the motorised variety?

If you are looking for motorised kind of Honda XLR 250 type of cycles, I am almost going to cut off my arm and get rid of mine (before I die on it) for a song!

It has been more reliable than GOD for the past 7000KM, until the inside of the petrol tank deteriorated and flaked, so I need to get it cleaned out...but it is a good motor...OK OK...I'll stick it in the ADS, but I really don't want to sell it...but if I keep it It will be the end of me, but I don't want to part with it to someone who wouldn't love it...by the way, there is an 8 year old inquisitive kid free with the bike!

[jandajoy]

Honda XLR 250

I want it. Serious. PM me how much

[pompeybloke]

"Jap Cycles" are you looking for or interested in? The pedal ones or the motorised variety?

pedaled missis, sorry, and got 'em.....tatties oop north innit, not taters. motorbiked up man, cheers all the same

[jandajoy]

there is an 8 year old inquisitive kid free with the bike!

Might give that a miss.

But I've been looking for such a bike for a long time.

The 110 the misses got built for me really doesn't do the job. Bless her.

[Missismiggins]

And anyone stuck for a Chritmas recipe tomorrow...

EAT THE RICH!

[Mid]

Miggins you crack me up

Keep on Rockin in the Free World Bloke

[Marmite the Dog]

Luckily the boys are at school today, so I shall pop down Robinsons later. It also mean sI can have a peaceful Christmas lunch with the Midget and cook up a trad dinner this evening.

[barbaro]

Luckily the boys are at school today, so I shall pop down Robinsons later. It also mean sI can have a peaceful Christmas lunch with the Midget and cook up a trad dinner this evening.

Merry Christmas, Marmite.

[Fondles]

Whats a Jakep ??