You gotta love this guy!

[filch]

Remember the guy who tried to make a payment with the drawing of a spider, then requested it back when the company refused to accept it as form of payment.

Well he has his own website and he does stuff like this all the time. I literally piss myself laughing in the office while reading some of his email exchanges. Check it out here: http://www.27bslash6.com

A very amusing read over a coffee break or lunchtime (safe for office viewing).

[AntRobertson]

"Please design a logo for me. With pie charts.
For free."

[baldrick]

loveletters from dick is worth a read for those who like to bag teachers.

Love Letters from Dick

[Marmite the Dog]

Simon's Pie Charts reminds me of me.

"Oh Jase. Can you just do this for me? It'll only take you a few minutes"

Or

"I decided to go with xxxxxx as they are much cheaper than you"

6 months later....

"Jase. Can you take a look at this for me? This isn't working and I can't get hold of the bloke to change that. Can you take over everything for me and I'll buy you a pint the next time you're in Wisconsin?"

No wonder I'm skint.

[filch]

Here, I hear this is legal tender in most pubs, shopping malls, and utility companies!

[AntRobertson]

^It has got 7 legs, it's a forgery!

[DrAndy]

yep, but it is a good likeness of the queen

[Moonraker]

The bloke is a genius.

If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. For the monkey. So he wouldn't mind spending his life in a monkey suit.