My two girls go to a good catholic school here.
Yesterday the teacher told me "can you ask yr wife to come in? " I asked what it was about but she wouldn't let on.
My wife came in and was told your youngest daughter cannot attend next term onwards.
Because you didn't fill in a form correctly, wife explained that she was away at the time attending a course in Bangkok and I filled it in.

It was just a form in Thai with check boxes, I filled it in and got my neighbor's wife to check it. Then took it back to the school when paying the fees for the next term. So they happpily accepted the full payment for next term but have tossed the kid out before starting the term, because I missed ticking one of the Boxes.

My old man used to say to say to me, Those Roman Catholics are all arse hole bandits and kiddie fiddlers from the Pope on down, Hypocrites the whole lot of them.

This was 50 yrs ago, prior to outing of the RC hierarchy in the many Kiddie fiddling scandals.
He was right, these withered old dry cvnts in penguin dress, that run the catholic school couldn't give a fvck about the kids they teach.