Anyone see the news this morning on Channel 3?

The police found this poor bugger, hands cuffed behind his back, and wrapped from head to toe in plastic pallet wrap. He had been beaten and dumped out in the sticks to "die slowly".

He told the police that initially, his abductors were going to feed him to a crocodile!

Unbelievable! From what I could gather, he had pissed off some "Hi So" types.