Where are the worst hoes?

[DJ Pat]

In Khao san road last night were the usual katoeys and hoes working the idiotic clueless farangs who have just stepped off the plane and if you saw the stae of them you'd wanna throw up.

Ageing, scraggy, battered looking and most certainly diseased, most of them, and yet they still get business! Some you see hand in hand with some prick who's obviously left his brains and glasses at the airport and swoops these wretching wenches off their feet with overpriced meals, drinks and then obviously a night in his hotel.

The Witches Tavern the other night, what a scene, who do these girls think they are fooling? One black guy was entertaining an off duty soi cowboy chick whose command of bargirl english was cringeingly too loud. He was taken by her tales of her sisters hospital stay and mothers restaurant failure and was affectionately fondling her heck whilst she sat there, miserably business like and with that bargirl face like a long wet shitty fart.

Another conversation I overheard was one chick who was trying to explain to her newly acquired farang that she ''isn't same same hooker work bar'' and that if he wants to go out then she would ''ask my sister first she want take care me and come too''. And of course her 'sister' was in sitting there, again, looking miserable and business like, with that reddish brown facial skin from years of skin whitener / alcohol problem as well as the typical rubbery red lipsticked bargirl lips.

In other words, fucking horrible.

I am sure there are worse, but I'm wondering, where. Some of you out there would know a lot more than I would so lets get this thread on the road.

[Butterfly]

^ have you tried Soi 7 Beer Garden ? some of them are quite scary, but the most amusing part is looking at the old fucks going there to score the "hotties"

[The Fresh Prince]

Soi 22, Queens Park Plaza. Chicks there are ropey as hell. You can still have a laugh in the bars on pool night though.

[Butterfly]

another miserable place is Hillary II and Morning Star, even though I would imagine most farangs go there to only play pools with them.

[DJ Pat]

^^And they boat on thaivisa.com about it like genuine 'conquests'.

[Butterfly]

Soi 22, Queens Park Plaza. Chicks there are ropey as hell. You can still have a laugh in the bars on pool night though.

I haven't tried that one yet, will need to give a shot, just for laugh

[Norton]

but the most amusing part is looking at the old fucks going there to score the "hotties"

Amusing to watch the old fucks watching the old fucks going there to score the hotties.

[chitown]

One black guy was entertaining an off duty soi cowboy chick whose command of bargirl english was cringeingly too loud.

Bargirl English and yet he understood the story?

He was taken by her tales of her sisters hospital stay and mothers restaurant failure and was affectionately fondling her heck whilst she sat there, miserably business like and with that bargirl face like a long wet shitty fart.

[MeMock]

^^And they boat on thaivisa.com about it like genuine 'conquests'.

same same you cousin right?

[Mr Brown]

On the KSR I've bumped into tourists who have done really blokey lady boys without knowing.

[Butterfly]

Amusing to watch the old fucks watching the old fucks going there to score the hotties

not as amusing as watching the young guns trying to match the old fucks game

[dirtydog]

Knew I would find memock on this thread

[The Fresh Prince]

On the KSR I've bumped into tourists who have done really blokey lady boys without knowing.

Used to be an LB down KSR that could squirt milk out of her fake tittys. My mate said. Is she still around?

[Norton]

Good thinking. The young guns run in hormones ablaze so they can fuck one of the hoes. Us old guys walk in sit down, relax and fuck em all.

[Butterfly]

On the KSR I've bumped into tourists who have done really blokey lady boys without knowing.

I haven't been in KSR for years, is it still as bad as it used to be ?

[Mr Brown]

^^^ Not sure about that

^ Stinking festering shithole, our joint was nice though, an upmarket Gullivers with no freelancers

[The Fresh Prince]

Good thinking. The young guns run in hormones ablaze so they can fuck one of the hoes. Us old guys walk in sit down, relax and fuck em all.

What a load of bull!

[MeMock]

Knew I would find memock on this thread

I thought it was a gardening thread.

[Butterfly]

our joint was nice though, an upmarket Gullivers with no freelancers

sounds boring, the freelancers is what makes Gulli an interesting place

[Butterfly]

Good thinking. The young guns run in hormones ablaze so they can fuck one of the hoes. Us old guys walk in sit down, relax and fuck em all.

I am always surprised how some of those young handsome men get stuck with some ugly mingers,

[reinvented]

Used to be an LB down KSR that could squirt milk out of her fake tittys. My

one did that to me in nana once, shocked i was

hoes pat, in the shed next to the mower
ho's i think cha am was the roughest bunch ive ever seen

[Jarvis]

ho's i think cha am was the roughest bunch ive ever seen

and the whole of Pattaya

[DJ Pat]

Makes you laugh when you see blatant ex bargirls working in Thai restaurants around the UK, and customers who go there try and pull them and genuinely think they are gorgeous.

[Jarvis]

ex bargirls working in Thai restaurants around the UK,

and as hairdressing receptionist

[Nomaifalang]

^ have you tried Soi 7 Beer Garden ? some of them are quite scary, but the most amusing part is looking at the old fucks going there to score the "hotties"

A friend of mine and I sit in an alley by the Soi 7 Beer Garden where the girls take a shortcut with customers. We call it the "catwalk" (my wife calls it catwalk station). We sit outside 24 seafood at a table drinking beers for hours and try to guess if they are going ST or LT. and seem to have figgured it out. If the girl walks fast and leads the way then it is ST and she wants to get back for the next customer. Walking slow means LT and we won't see her again that night. You're absolutely right, some are scary, but some......................