I've got a pain!

[The Fresh Prince]

Do you ever get a pain in you side or anywhere when you not sure what it is?

I've got a pain right now in my left hand side of my stomach. Is that you appendix or the place you feel pain when you have a problem with your appendix....?

Lets all do big poo

I have loads of problems all the time and I'm not thai. Sometimes i just cant shit and sometimes its more serious.

This should be a Thread for when You cant shit and when you get refereed to this place....

[The Fresh Prince]

And I obviously have problems speaking English.

[Mr Earl]

I think the appendix is low on the right side almost to the hip bone.

Eat some yogurt and fresh papaya. Tamarind is also great for flushing out the poo.

Be sure to take some pictures of the poo and PM them to PeeWee for evaluation as he is the poo-poo expert.

If the pain is severe see a doctor. But you knew that of course.



Stay tuned for my Baked Obama thread!

[chitown]

They have an herbal tea here called Fitne. If you drink it at night, you will crap your guts out the next morning. Other than that start eating more green leafy vegetables, nuts and fiber.

Do you ever get a pain in you side or anywhere when you not sure what it is?

I've got a pain right now in my left hand side of my stomach. Is that you appendix or the place you feel pain when you have a problem with your appendix....?

Lets all do big poo

I have loads of problems all the time and I'm not thai. Sometimes i just cant shit and sometimes its more serious.

This should be a Thread for when You cant shit and when you get refereed to this place....

[Rural Surin]

Though constipation isn't really a natural tendency, there is no standard as what 'regular' might be. Some daily, some 3 times a week, etc. How long between dumps, Princey? Let's see....after a week, you might have a problem. Best to consume foods and teas that that stir tings up a little. But most of all - relax. Stress and anxiety are the leading contributors towards such delicate conditions. Best to ya!!

[chitown]

Though constipation isn't really a natural tendency, there is no standard as what 'regular' might be. Some daily, some 3 times a week, etc. How long between dumps, Princey? Let's see....after a week, you might have a problem. Best to consume foods and teas that that stir tings up a little. But most of all - relax. Stress and anxiety are the leading contributors towards such delicate conditions. Best to ya!!

I have read that one bowel movement (for happyman) showed digestive health. Any more meant you were eating too much any less meant the opposite.

[Happyman]

If you drink it at night, you will crap your guts out the next morning.

So nice to see posters using correct medical terminology !

[chitown]

If you drink it at night, you will crap your guts out the next morning.

So nice to see posters using correct medical terminology !

Would calling it a healthy stool make you feel better? I was going to say "you will blow a mud slide the next day."

[taxexile]

Would calling it a healthy stool make you feel better

i think the correct terminology to use is "a queensway", a regular mammoth rectal stock clearance where "everything must go"

named after the long running radio ad. for the queensway department store sales in london.

[nigelandjan]

Would calling it a healthy stool make you feel better

i think the correct terminology to use is "a queensway", a regular mammoth rectal stock clearance where "everything must go"

named after the long running radio ad. for the queensway department store sales in london.

Good to bump into some other Viz readers on here !

[Nawty]

If you have trained with the Shalin Monks....or 'grasshopper' as known to his closest friends...as I have......you can train your bowels to do as you wish.

I have trained mine to not feel the need for the deed for up to 3 days.

as an example....we leave home on saturday morning for the Plantation, it has a squat dunny and I do not require a crap until returning home the following monday morning. This happens every weekend, yet every other day, it is daily.

This is simply training my bowels to not to require to empty themselves until I return to my beloved blue bowl and not the squat.

It requires great meditation and discipline....which i am an expert of both fields.

[patsycat]

Don't be such a baby.

Typical man pain.

And i am not going to apologise for my bad female mood,

[nigelandjan]

Don't be such a baby.

Typical man pain.

And i am not going to apologise for my bad female mood,

I guess your joking ,but even so ( and I dont want to sound grim about it ) but the harsh facts are unfortunately ( sometimes ) pain in this area are a stark warning from the bodies system about a far more serious underlying problem. I have lost 2 bloody good mates this year from problems from this region.

Best get checked out to be safe

[Humbert]

My friend had a chronic pain in the place where you are describing. It was diagnosed as diverticulitus, which is an infection in the bowel.

[Nawty]

Get real patsy....nobody believes you.

Anyone that bleeds for 7 days out of 30 and does not die...cannot be trusted.

[Nawty]

diverticulitus, which is an infection in the bowel.

So thats the new 'buzz' word around the ladyboy circles huh ??

Did Knobsy tell you this ?

[Humbert]

diverticulitus, which is an infection in the bowel.

So thats the new 'buzz' word around the ladyboy circles huh ??

Did Knobsy tell you this ?

Yup, a fancy word for an infected penis swallowed by a colon.

[Happyman]

I was going to say "you will blow a mud slide the next day."

Even better !

[The Fresh Prince]

Lol, I don't even remember starting this thread and it was a complete surprise for me this morning. I've just done a big crap and the pain has gone away but it did wake me up. How often do you guys crap a day because recently I've been knocking out 3 good ones a day and I don't think thats normal.

[Stinky]

How often do you guys crap a day because recently I've been knocking out 3 good ones a day and I don't think thats normal.

Once in the morning dose me mate, only time I do more is after a vindaloo

[noelbino]

How often do you guys crap a day because recently I've been knocking out 3 good ones a day and I don't think thats normal.

Once in the morning dose me mate, only time I do more is after a vindaloo

The same here, mate. As regular as clockwork: wake up, brush my teeth, have a shave, drop a darkie than have a shower.
Can't believe I'm discussing my ablutions here!!

[Loy Toy]

How often do you guys crap a day because recently I've been knocking out 3 good ones a day and I don't think thats normal.

Regarding the pain mate I normally wait for 3 or 4 days and if the pain doesn't go away I then go too the docs to get it looked at.

With regard to shitting I go at least twice a day but then again it depends on your diet. When I go to Oz or the UK I am plugged up for days which is definately unhealthy.

Just be careful to watch your stool colour and if it looks like shit you are probably still healthy. If it turns darker then go to the quakes.

[The Fresh Prince]

Cheers LT. I've been assuming recently that I'm just extra healthy because of my extra stool. I've spent most of my life in Asia farting wet socks but the solidity of my turds recently has had me feeling like a champion.

[Nawty]

3 or 4 a day.....crikey thats at least 5 to 10 minutes per turd, so 20 to 40 minutes a day wasted.

Never more than once a day.

I did go 5 days once though without one....we were pig shooting.

[DrAndy]

3 or 4 a day.....crikey thats at least 5 to 10 minutes per turd, so 20 to 40 minutes a day wasted.

Never more than once a day.
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I am amazed at the slow speed of your turding!!

eat lots of fruit and veggies, the turd comes out like an express train, but smaller