Is TeakDoor a fascist movement?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Ever thought of expanding and being more tolerant DD?

How about a forum for Mac users for example instead of having us in the pen with all those uber conservative and un-PC PC users?

This would separate the creative and intelligent computer users from the PC users, I only know of a handful of Mac posters, Melvbot, Cimboc and Quack Quack (who doesn't like me anymore because I didn't respond to somebody else's advice within twelve hours).

Butterfly was a Mac user but apparently defected to the PC camp, I bet he loves his Mac really.

I bet there's must be many more Mac users but in the closet, a bit like the pooves on the forum - actually while we're at it there's no forum for pooves either which is why they are all too afraid to come out and be themselves which is sooooo 1986.

Some professional people I have met know of this forum but say it is full of grown men calling each other gay like in a school playground which is of course totally untrue. But imagine the exposure if you catered for more than just people who are definitely not gay and who still use a PC.

You could also open up to black people and perhaps also have a forum for ex expats and those now living overseas. You could make this place as big as ThaiVisa and have a Cat Owners forum, a Footcare forum and an Iodine forum, how about a forum for people from Winnipeg or one devoted to angle grinders?

Just an idea.

[baldrick]

yes , maybe call the mac forum the " does it match my earrings?" forum

[DrivingForce]

this thread is gay...

[Spin]

This would separate the creative and intelligent computer users from the PC users

Good idea, perhaps there could even be a sub-forum for thickies who can't even maintain a working copy of PS?

You could also open up to black people

Mad_Dog's as black as midnight and he's always been made to feel welcome

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Good idea, perhaps there could even be a sub-forum for thickies who can't even maintain a working copy of PS?

Nobody's that fucking stupid, if they are they shouldn't be here.

[Muadib]

this thread is gay...

Mac users are gay...

[FlyFree]

^That is a distinct possibility. They are also a cult on the lunatic fringe.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, I had a friend.
Dunno if he was gay. Possibly. But one bright sunny day I happened to raise the Taboo Subject. They say you should stay away from politics and religion in conversation. Those are easy, quiet subjects in comparison to MacMania.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Gay people are renowned for their taste in fashion, restaurants, and laptops.

[Propagator]

How about a forum for Mac users for example instead of having us in the pen

We know you are a Mac user scampy, but must you frighten all the women away

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ They look Japanese those birds do, anyway - women love me more than English Noodles, my invite to November Rain's leaving party is only a matter of minutes away.

I think I have frightened off all the closet homos with this thread, Peter Cook put it very well if you look at his comments to Dudley Moore on Jizzyblokes thread in Multimedia.

[monkeynuts]

can't see what all the fuss is about really. a mac is essential in any rainy season. i say go for it.

[DrivingForce]

We know you are a Mac user scampy, but must you frighten all the women away

They look Japanese those birds do,

They look like they're about to loose it in hysterics too...and I don't mean run down the road screaming hysterics either...

[FlyFree]

^Wtf are you people talking about.

A thought. Can I stick myself on the ignore list?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

It goes downhill from post #9 onwards doesn't it - present a real topic and they can't keep it up.

[Spin]

Nobody's that fucking stupid, if they are they shouldn't be here.

Thats what I was thinking.

I'm all for you mac guys having your own forum, I can then pop it on ignore along with all mkp and issues

[November Rain]

an Iodine forum

It would be a Betadine forum, here

thickies who can't even maintain a working copy of PS?

Nobody's that fucking stupid, if they are they shouldn't be here.

Not only am I that stupid, I am so stupid that I don't even know what PS is. I'll get me coat...

my invite to November Rain's leaving party is only a matter of minutes away.

Why do you need an invite, Scampster? Everyone else is just coming along if they want to. Oh, all right. Scampy, will you come to my leaving do? Pretty please?

[Humbert]

Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, Vectorworks, 3D Studio Max, AutoCad etc. all work the same on a PC as they do on a Mac. I worked on a Mac for years and swictched to PC because I slowly became convinced that Macs were all about hype. Mac users are more creative. Rubbish.

[kingwilly]

Gay people are renowned for their taste in fashion, restaurants, and laptops.

unfortunately for you scumpy, that's only a sterotype, that doesnt always hold true.

you might be gay, but you aint got any style.

[withnallstoke]

Is TeakDoor a fascist movement?

I think Teakdoor is more akin to a bowel movement - Best done at least once a day, neccessary, but not always pleasant, and some peoples shit stinks worse than others. And we should use t' issues to wipe our bums.

[Marmite the Dog]

Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, Vectorworks, 3D Studio Max, AutoCad etc. all work the same on a PC as they do on a Mac.

Yes, but Macs cost more and they're pretty. And if you ignore the facts they're better built and last for millions of years.

[Cujo]

Does the term PC not mean Personal Computer?
Is the mac not a personal computer?
Is the mac therefore also not a 'PC'?
Just a bugbear with me, that's all.

[baldrick]

I think the mac is supposed to be a PSPM ( personal style projection machine )

to go with a car analogy - - just because you have a flash fast car does not mean you know how to drive or fix it in any serious way , but you are likely to think it gives the impression that you are extremely competent in driving and mechanicals to all the other weak minded knobs.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

At the end of the day a computer is just a tool, the same as a camera or a paintbrush - what you do or create with that tool is ultimately for the user to take credit for.

Macs are disliked by Windows users for no other reason than instinct, in the same way that the north rival the south, Pepsi rivals Cola and Christians rival Islam.

There are conversions of course, the there's far more Windows users that convert to Mac than the other way around.

Apple is a very arrogant company, and loves itself too much - it's products are of high quality though, they are immune to pop ups and viruses and are very user friendly and do cater especially toward the creative, however they are not perfect and they're accessories are a rip off.

Yes they are easy on the eye but that's no more poofy than liking an Aston Martin DB7. Windows/PC users have machines which are cheap to produce and on the whole reliable*, a bit like a Ford Capri or a Honda Jazz.

* Except for the relentless pop ups and errors and unwanted viruses and notifications.

[Cujo]

Relentless popups???
Get firefox, never had a popup since I started using it, or a virus since I started using anti vir.

[Marmite the Dog]

Macs are disliked by Windows users for no other reason than instinct, in the same way that the north rival the south, Pepsi rivals Cola and Christians rival Islam.

I dislike them because MacOS is not as easy to use as XP is. I ridicule them because they cost half as much again as PC for the same thing.

There are conversions of course, the there's far more Windows users that convert to Mac than the other way around.

Link please.

it's products are of high quality though

Not all. When you learn how to use Google, look up iBook problems.

they are immune to pop ups and viruses

Nonsense.

are very user friendly

Use XP for a while, then dare to say that again.

and do cater especially toward the creative

How so? If this is the case, how come creative software (such as Photoshop) works better on my PC than it does on your Mac (as I showed you)?

Yes they are easy on the eye but that's no more poofy than liking an Aston Martin DB7. Windows/PC users have machines which are cheap to produce and on the whole reliable*, a bit like a Ford Capri or a Honda Jazz.

It's more like you're paying Aston Martin prices for a Jazz when you buy a Mac.