Sexpat TEFL-er's TEN Commandments

[DJ Pat]

1. Thou shalt wear thy satchel with the shoulder strap accross thy chest during happy hour

2. Thou shalt plead with bargirl on phone to meet you at closing time if thou wench has not been the recipient of sacred paper monetary transaction in the prior time of your rendevous

3. Thy holy act of boom boom will last more than the allocated 15 minutes otherwise the fake cries of joy will be sure to kick in

4. Thou shalt not butterfly on the sabbath

5. Thou shalt attempt briefly to engage in flirtatious behaviour with the girl at reception at thy language school only to blow thou chance by uttering ones desires in the lingo of Isaancowboynana-ish

6. Thy holy shrine in beer bar is to be treated with respect despite it's non-conformance to christianity. It serves as the confession box of sorts when a prozzy wants to make amends for being taken thy shitter by a German member of the opposite sex

7. Ok then, after much consideration, Thou shalt butterfly on the sabbath

8. Under no circumstances should thy TEFL-er attempt to copy sexpats dancing habits or chat up tactics unless they can produce a verification certificate beforehand

9. Thou shalt not engage in regular activities with nocturnal financial bed partner, ie cinema, posh restaurant, suan lum night bazarr, beer garden. Thy act is a big no-no

10. Thou shalt not sit outside gogo bar waiting for kicking out time. Make do wih a freelance glue sniffer or scag bitch like the rest of them

[mad_dog]

Getting a respectable woman in thailand isn't exactly hard... I can't see the appeal of living with, marrying or spending all your time in the company of whores.... Most of the people who do it are fucking scum .. you know the types that order mail order brides in england or get caught flashing college students in the park...

[bwylde01]

Mad dog i was nowhere near that park

[mad_dog]

Mad dog i was nowhere near that park

That's what they all say lad

[Marmite the Dog]

Most of the people who do it are fucking scum .. you know the types that order mail order brides in england or get caught flashing college students in the park...

I would have thought that back in my ignorant youth, but I know too many decent, professional people (they're not even fat & ugly!!) who get hooked by a hooker to agree with you.

At least, judging by Pat's OP, I'm not a TEFLer. Not even one applied to me. I must try harder.

[Spin]

Getting a respectable woman in thailand isn't exactly hard...

Very true but respectable women won't always accompany you to bars to play pool, get drunk and home to watch porno dvd's whilst playing hide the sausage in the backpassage.

Most guy's in Thailand probably had a respectable women back home and were bored beyond belief.

[stroller]

Volunteers needed!

Pat needs help pulling his head out of his arse, again.

[mad_dog]

Most of the people who do it are fucking scum .. you know the types that order mail order brides in england or get caught flashing college students in the park...

I would have thought that back in my ignorant youth, but I know too many decent, professional people (they're not even fat & ugly!!) who get hooked by a hooker to agree with you.

I had a few month romance with a whore when i was 21 mate ... i know how it goes but some people don't seem to learn ... These old dudes who drag round girls who EVERYONE can tell are big whores just make fools of themselves esspecially when they are teachers...

[stroller]

Well, I'm not a teacher, I have to say in my defense.

Didn't you find it much easier to score when you where running around with hookers, maddog?

[DJ Pat]

Volunteers needed!

Pat needs help pulling his head out of his arse, again.

Two elephants and a rope will do it, I reckon.

[reinvented]

No its true
its amazing the number of expats here have roufgh arse street meat companions
i is gobsmacked

[Smeg]

Getting a respectable woman in thailand isn't exactly hard... I can't see the appeal of living with, marrying or spending all your time in the company of whores.... Most of the people who do it are fucking scum .. you know the types that order mail order brides in england or get caught flashing college students in the park...

So does the fact that the number one reason for coming to Thailand for single men is women, and a high number of such men end up longterm relationships/ marriage with whores, mean that most men coming here are fcuked up? I dunno.

One thing my 2.5 years here have taught me is that there is a strong positive correlation between western guys wanting to remain in Thailand indefinitely, and being a nasty / fcuked up piece of dirt. This is one of my generalisations that I really wish could be disproved, but I'm still waiting....

[baldrick]

how many girls whom you went to high school with would you classify as "whores".

what makes a woman "respectable" to you ?

what you class as respectable others might class as boring.

so many posts about "cheap charlies" and then in the next breath are the boasts about "free" - the glasses are not rose tinted - they are opaque.

[Whiteshiva]

So does the fact that the number one reason for coming to Thailand for single men is women, and a high number of such men end up longterm relationships/ marriage with whores, mean that ost men coming here are fcuked up? I dunno.

Where do you get these statistics from - a bodily orifice? I know scores of single foreign guys here, and none of them came here for the women. There are 2 other expats living in my housing estate - both came here to work, and ended up marrying Thais. So did I. Guess what - none of our wives are bargirls.

Been to 4 weddings between farangs and Thais this year - none of these guys came here for the pussy, and none of their wives were tarts.

I have said it before, and will say it again - get your head out your arse, and your life out of the gutter, and you may start viewing Thais and expats here in a better light.

One thing my 2.5 years here have taught me is that there is a strong positive correlation between western guys wanting to remain in Thailand indefinitely, and being a nasty / fcuked up piece of dirt. This is one of my generalisations that I really wish could be disproved, but I'm still waiting....

I think your 2.5 years here have taught you shite.... that is, of course assuming you were just as miserable and arrogant before you came here.

.

[DJ Pat]

Come on, Smeg has some kind of point, looking around at Expats in Bangkok and Pattaya, particularly in the last 5 years, there are some real low class trailer trash scum, such as guys who once stacked shelves at Asda or Safeways, are here, now "looking for some teaching work"

It's not having ones head up ones arse at all. It's facts. This is 2006. Thailand has been revealed to a new class of expat. Think it will stop? Fucking hope so but I doubt it.

I saw my first single mother from the UK in Bangkok recently. I mean the type that pushes a pram with a fag simutaneously between her fingers, is horribly overweight and is quite clearly from appearances, low class scum from the UK.

[Silent Ninja]

But how do we explain all the trailer trash if 50+ % of the exapts have a bachelor degree or more?
Mango Sauce - Naked truth about living in Thailand

Or do academics change completely when they come to Thailand?

[dirtydog]

But how do we explain all the trailer trash if 50+ % of the exapts have a bachelor degree or more?

Only cost a couple of thousand baht down Khao San Road, I was thinking of getting a few of them for myself.

[poolcleaner]

But how do we explain all the trailer trash if 50+ % of the exapts have a bachelor degree or more?
Mango Sauce - Naked truth about living in Thailand

Or do academics change completely when they come to Thailand?

Some of the biggest sexpats here are the white collar guys, insurance, accounts, legals. They're getting paid the same money as they were back home but the company springs for accom, taxis, flights home. These lovely folk can be found on Bangkoktonite.com, telling anyone who will listen how they took that 'sexy, chiang mai' girl from Angel Witch last night and did her three times, blah blah.

I hate 'em............................................... .................coz of incurable envy!

[Silent Ninja]

Why didn't I think of that? That's probably how a lot of people qualifies for a relatively well paid teacher job.

[DJ Pat]

Yep, poolie's right, they make up a large number of people patronising go go bars.

[William]

^ what, posters who can be found on bangkoktonite.com?

Also, having read a number of threads of similar themes, I do have one question: Unless you yourself are a regular in a go-go bar, how the hell do you know what personality trait or occupation other regulars of go-go bars have or are?

The above comment is actually a fairly serious one. I have no idea what a regular go-go bar patron in LoS looks like or does because I would not consider myself to be a regular of a go-go bar.

[DJ Pat]

Shorts
Sndals
Bggy sweat stained T-shirt / vest


I know of nobody who gets their suit taken to the cleaners just to go to a go-go bar.

"Taken to the cleaners", what an appropriate phrase.

[William]

^ so, by your own admission then Pat, you are a regular patron of go-go bars, as you know the atire needed in order frequent such a place. Is that right?

[poolcleaner]

Shorts
Sndals
Bggy sweat stained T-shirt / vest


I know of nobody who gets their suit taken to the cleaners just to go to a go-go bar.

"Taken to the poolcleaners", what an appropriate phrase.

What are you saying, Pat?

[mad_dog]

how many girls whom you went to high school with would you classify as "whores".

what makes a woman "respectable" to you ?

what you class as respectable others might class as boring.

so many posts about "cheap charlies" and then in the next breath are the boasts about "free" - the glasses are not rose tinted - they are opaque.

look balders women who trade moey for sex or a place to sleep for th night are whores... I know you think that it is a good idea to marry a whore and I am being judgemental but i feel most people in the world would agree with me that marrying a whore isn't a good idea