Wallabies in drug binge.

[MeMock]

WALLABIES are breaking into Tasmania's poppy fields, getting high and then hopping round creating crop circles while in a drug haze.

The strange occurrence, revealed in a State Government Budget Estimates hearing, has also solved what some growers say has spurred a campfire legend about mysterious crop circles that appear in northern Tasmania's poppy paddocks.

In true X-Files-style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said the drugged out wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations – and hence solving the mystery.

The wallabies are increasingly entering the fields and eating the poppy heads, The Mercury reports.

That causes them to get high and run around in circles creating "crop circles".

"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Ms Gidding said.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

Wallabies get high in poppy fields, make crop circles | PerthNow

[kingwilly]

April Fools day?

[watterinja]

What an awful piece of reporting. The author should be walloped.

[kingwilly]

I thought the poppies in Australia had been modified so that they did not contain the drug...?

[daveboy]

How disappointing I thought the rugby team had been at it.

[kingwilly]

How disappointing I thought the rugby team had been at it.

exactly what i first thought, MM should be reded for misleading us!