Where do the African women hang out?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Last night I was at a party in Patpong which was rubbish but towards the end I met a young black woman who was so attractive I started to cry.

The best girlfriend I ever had was Kenyan and the most attractive British girlfriend I had was mixed.

Seriously, you can keep your Thai women, the problem with Thai women is that they just can't stop being Thai. Nice as they are, give me a darkie any day, they are on the same wavelength as I, they keep it real and they understand xenophobia - AND they have the right curves and an unbeatable tan.

I don't know if this girl will call me or not, probably not - I am not handsome enough, but there must be more where she came from.

Any help appreciated.

[splitlid]

i thought you was in scotland fishing???

black women are too strong for you buddy, stick to bargirls with sympathy.

[somtamslap]

Try the churches..I've often seen them loitering there.

[watterinja]

They pad in the wrong places when they age...

[Spin]

They say, "theres no going back, once you've had black"

There's an element of truth in that.

[Blake7]

They hang out in Suk soi 3. Most of them are pimped by big black dudes who may approach you.
scampy - dont you find that their pubes are a bit thick and wiry though? and if they shave them the stubble never really goes away?

[forreachingme]

A friend was out with a Jamaican the other day, took her around Nana...

[Norton]

Where do the African women hang out?

After the age of 30, mostly above the belt buckle, below the belt line in the rear and their bra cups over floweth.

Walk around between Suk Soi 3 and Soi 5 to observe this first hand.

[barbaro]

Last night I was at a party in Patpong which was rubbish but towards the end I met a young black woman who was so attractive I started to cry.

The best girlfriend I ever had was Kenyan and the most attractive British girlfriend I had was mixed.

Seriously, you can keep your Thai women, the problem with Thai women is that they just can't stop being Thai. Nice as they are, give me a darkie any day, they are on the same wavelength as I, they keep it real and they understand xenophobia - AND they have the right curves and an unbeatable tan.

I don't know if this girl will call me or not, probably not - I am not handsome enough, but there must be more where she came from.

Any help appreciated.

Wish I could help you.

I like chocolate, too. Well....I like everything....it's all pink, isn't it?

I got a taste a couple times.

Good luck. I'm sure there are some Nigerian drug runners you can find, that will be at about you're level. That way you won't be reaching up.

[The Fresh Prince]

I saw a hot black chick on the sky train the other day, you could try there.

2 of my hottest shags have been black chicks aswell.

[Fuzzy Bob]

You're right Milkman. As the old saying goes "They're all pink inside, just like Princess Margaret"

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I gave her my card, it took me 30 minutes to pluck up the corage to speak to her, and many beers. I went up and said, "Whoopi Goldberg is sooooooo my favorite actress" and she said "Oh... really?" and that was about it, but she has my card.

Blake - yes I do - Milkman, you're a cheeky cnut.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Why did she have to turn up so fucking late?

She missed Verne Troyer, he had already fucked off with his entourage and mobility scooter, but I had a good chat with him, he sounds like he's on helium and he's much more approachable than Michael Clarke Duncan. He was sat on a table and nobody would speak to him because they were all thinking "I'm important, I don't want to come across like an Austin Powers fan", fuck that shit - I said "Alright mate, how's Thailand treating you" and he said "These people gotta stop buying cars" and I had to agree. I would have given anything to see the look on the gogo touts as he came down the soi, he's tiny.

[The Fresh Prince]

I remember trying to pull this very hot black DJ chick back in the 90's. I can't remember her name but she was well known at the time.

Every week she'd cheekily knock me back and tell me to come again next week until one week when I'd pretty much given up and I'd taken far too many happy tablets and other mind altering things, and I felt a pair of hands cover my eyes and she said "Guess who..? (it was her obviously) I'm yours tonight!"

Gutted, I was absolutely blotto and couldn't even string a sentence together because I kept forgetting what I was talking about.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ You twat, you shuld not drubnk so much

[jandajoy]

Verne J Troyer I'm in Phuket, Thailand


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Verne J Troyer I'm in Phuket, Thailand for a Comedy Festival. Keenan Wayans and Britney his girlfriend are also here. Getting ready to do a interview on how I like Phuket. I flew into "Bangkok and goint to Phuket" Get it?





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[Butterfly]

they are the best for anal, or so I heard from a specialist

[Butterfly]

speaking of anal, where is the cheese you lying kunt ?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^^ midgets?

[melvbot]

Where do the African women hang out?

Ummmmm, Africa?

[The Fresh Prince]

Where do the African women hang out?

The fat ones hang out of tight shorts and t-shirts.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Why didn't I ask for her full name, at least then I could find her on facebook.

[Loy Toy]

Seen some absolutely gorgeous black woman but they normally have these huge rears. Apparently the black men consider it very sexually attractive but fok if I wanna have a girlfriend with an arse that I can use to rest my drink on.

I'm in Saigon at the moment Scampy and apparently there is a few places with multi-national chicks in Sector 1. Will do a field study tonight and revert with pictures if I don't get shot first!

[The Fresh Prince]

Why didn't I ask for her full name, at least then I could find her on facebook.

Try a Thailand network search with her first name ya big stalker!

[Norton]

I met a young black woman who was so attractive I started to cry.

That would be Maam. Short cropped hair, beautiful smile and good English skills?

If just seeing her made you cry, a relationship will have you sobbing hysterically.