And Finally..I'm off to watch a movie..no not porn!

[Missismiggins]

I read in "Not the nation" that the Thai police were closing in on the suspects that shot Sohndi, they have now apparently got it down to a shortlist of 29 MILLION!!!

(It actually beggars belief how anyone can fire over 100 rounds from the likes of AK47's etc, and not even hit the fat bastard in the arse! All the cops need to do is hang around a few gunshops and wait for the disgruntled customers to go and try to get their money back on those useless fucking guns!)

Lastly - Where does education begin?

We have a "resort" of sorts nearby (about 8km) no one stays as it is not really a place anyone wants to come on holiday.

However, it has a GOOD swimming pool, which is clean and chlorinated.

Recently, due to somewhat hard times, they have opened the pool to non residents (they had too really as they have no residents)

It's not exactly cheap - 50baht for kids and 100 for adults, and you get fuck all else for that!

Anyway, like I say, it's clean and close.

The first few times we used it, fine, they switch on a jacuzzi in one section, friendly service, helpful, sunshades, sunbeds etc.

After the 3rd visit, like everything here, familiarity breeds contempt!

Me and my son had bee swimming for the afternoon, had two sunbeds (they didn't bother to bring any sun shades this time, nor any ashtrays, never mind!

The same Mr. Ben Suited waiter that takes care of all of this, in his wonderfully humble Thai manner..cough cough, then at 4pm, turns into MR TEACHER!

About 12 of the local kids turn up for swimming lessons, he is out of the uniform and into a g string and XTREME SPORTS oversize T- shirt faster than you could grease his ass!

Boy, for the first time in the week, he has AUTHORITY!! (over 7 year olds)

Don't mock..it must be the highpoint of his week.

Anyway, rather than let them swim, he insists on drilling them like a fucking army sargeant major first, for the best part of half an hour!

Anyway, it's red hot and one of the little shits is a bit hot, what does it do?..walks over to the nearest seat - mine - and wipes it's sweaty little shit face all over my towel.

Sargeant major sees this and scolds the brat immediately, then continues in his superiority lesson.

Now, after an hour, the sargeant decides to allow them to swim...what does the fucking assehole do?

Takes off his stinking fucking T-shirt, and throws it on top of our sun lounger and towels and bags and clothes...."MADE IN THAILAND A THOUSAND YEARS AGO....."