Thread: My GF wants to watch me choke the bishop

She comes out with this request the other night. First she asks me how aften I whack off, which is an awkward enough question in the first place from a GF. I sidestep it with some vague answer, then she asks if she can watch me next time. What the fok is up with that? Fok off darlin! Bladdy pervert.

flip side is she just may be interested in what works for you .................

As long as you can blow your load on her face, perfectly natural.

Originally Posted by Mid

flip side is she just may be interested in what works for you

That's probably exactly it. She wants to see how you eeerrrm 'pleasure yourself' so she might learn some tips. I remember asking ex-hubby exactly the same thing when we were first together.

Ask her if you can fist her with your free hand while choking one out!

perfectly normal request.
don't be so conservative shy guy..

Sounds like a great girl, I'll do it for her if you are too shy.

fine. and can then lead into more interesting play.

and as NR said, she can pick up some tips.

tell her you wanna watch her do same!

mutual masturbation, excellent fun.

erm, so i've heard!

oh and you bash the bishop or choke the chicken.

Choking the Bishop can be dangerous to ones health....

^ disgusting pervert!

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Sounds like a great girl, I'll do it for her if you are too shy.

quoted before he realises that it sounds like he is volunteering to wank you off for your girlfriend.

Originally Posted by Looper

What the fok is up with that? Fok off darlin! Bladdy pervert.

whats with the moral outrage - bet you don't mind when the dog watches

course you should do it

a very common request.

ask her to return the favor.

can be quite erotic.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

quoted before he realises that it sounds like he is volunteering to wank you off for your girlfriend.

We are not discussing her touching him, just him touching himself.

You're sick you are.

haven't done it myself for years ever since i found the girls at Jungle Jims make a much better job than myself.
In fact took my missus there to be shown how it was done.

If she watches, will she go blind too?

^^ read your own quote Bob!


each to their own I guess!

I have, I'm obviously more educated than you, because in no way does it reference tossing him off.

It says I will do 'it' for her.

It being the subject matter.

The subject matter is?.......

Originally Posted by Bobcock

The subject matter is?.......

Watching Looper wank. Now I am confused. Why would Baldrick want to watch looper wank?

Originally Posted by Bobcock

I have, I'm obviously more educated than you, because in no way does it reference tossing him off.

It says I will do 'it' for her.

It being the subject matter.

The subject matter is?.......

Choking loopers bishop.

gf asks for something sexy and opens a door to some potentially very fun stuff.

what do you do? ...run a poll on td...now that's fokin wierd...

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Now I am confused. Why would Baldrick want to watch looper wank?

You obviously hasn't watched Blackadder. A sick guy that Baldrick.

Originally Posted by lom

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Now I am confused. Why would Baldrick want to watch looper wank?

You obviously hasn't watched Blackadder. A sick guy that Baldrick.

And just realized it was bobcock. I feel I have slurred baldrick unmercifully.....sorry baldrick.

I give up...yer all thick

Originally Posted by Bobcock

I give up...yer all thick

That's why I just checked this thead after not opening it so long.

You're wife wants to watch whack your potato?

I don't really care, but thanks for sharing.

Post pics of your little knob, even though I prefer boobies and Camel toes.

Originally Posted by Milkman

You're wife wants to watch whack your potato?

Never heard it called that before

Originally Posted by Milkman

Post pics of your little knob,

milkmans gay