"If you can shag a girls arse then you can shag a blokes" WTF?

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2006, 06:13 PM

I detest guys who tell me this, how is it possible? I tell them about having anal sex with a female and then they, who quite possibly get refusal after refusal from their girl(s), tell me that:

"if I can shag a girl up the arse then I am capable of doing it to a man"

Capable? Oh really? How have they worked that out? So a bloke is lying on my bed with his legs in the air showing me his arsehole. How is that the same as my girlfriend lying there? Ok for some of you lot, yes, you may be into that, IJWT, tomcat and PeaceBlondie come to mind but I'm afraid making such a likeness is the best these bitter blokes can come up with which is rather pathetic.

Ok they also say that a mans rectum and a females rectum are the same, ok, fair enough, but to think that I could achieve an erection ad insert in into a male arsehole and continue to think I am with a female is completely impossible, I've done the research.

Think of a new one, you bi-curious guys. I don't buy this one.

**ChiangMai noon** · 20-06-2006, 06:16 PM

So Pat, you idiot.

Why is it possible to kiss a woman and not a bloke.

Do you lie awake thinking about these threads or do they just come to you.

**Skulldigger** · 20-06-2006, 06:17 PM

Neither do I. It doesnt look the same, and sure would not feel right. But hey, if it does for anyone, dont let me stop you.

**Begbie** · 20-06-2006, 06:19 PM

So you'll no longer be running around in Chatuchak Park late at night ?

I'd assume homosexuals are intersted in mens arses while the for the rest of us it's any oriface as long as part of a female. So what's you're point ?

**DrAndy** · 20-06-2006, 06:20 PM

well Pat, CMN seems to have your measure

as for shagging arses, as they are anatomically similar, I am sure you could Pat. Achieving an erection with a bloke may be the problem for most heteros, including yourself, so you just have to close your eyes and think of your mother.

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2006, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

so you just have to close your eyes and think of your mother.

But she wasn't that attractive..

**Granny Smith** · 21-06-2006, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

well Pat, CMN seems to have your measure

as for shagging arses, as they are anatomically similar, I am sure you could Pat. Achieving an erection with a bloke may be the problem for most heteros, including yourself, so you just have to close your eyes and think of your mother.

Yeeee-uuuuk!

**bwylde01** · 31-07-2006, 12:10 AM

C'mon guys do we really enjoy hitting a womans bum or is it like Sam Kinison said we just do it to see that look on there face.

**DrAndy** · 20-06-2006, 06:26 PM

oh dear, maybe that explains your problems Pat

you will have to think of that waitress then

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2006, 06:29 PM

I haven't had anal sex for a while actually

**Begbie** · 20-06-2006, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I haven't had anal sex for a while actually

Didn't you post that your scabs had healed ? Maybe that was Poolcleaner.

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2006, 06:43 PM

They have healed but that don't mean nothing now does it as I am straight.

I swear.

**Dougal** · 20-06-2006, 07:08 PM

I can remember watching one of Louis Theroux's Weird Weekend programmes in which he took a look at the porn industry.

One of the porn films that were being shot was a gay one and as I remember, one of the performers was totally straight but had been unable to get any straight work so was filling in, so to speak, with a gay role. He tried to be very matter of fact about the job, but during the shooting he had difficulty maintaining his erection and needed to stop every now and then to 'stimulate' himself with a girlie porn magazine.

Makes hilarious viewing - probably available on Torrent if anyone needs to do further 'research'.

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2006, 07:13 PM

^^Bloody hell they are that short of gay porn actors?

**Skulldigger** · 20-06-2006, 07:18 PM

Dunno, but it appears there are more good looking straight boys.

I saw another Swedish produced documentary where they went to California and interviewed people in the gay porn scene, and the consensus was that it was mostly straight male actors in gay porn. Some people, like John Holmes, do/did both.

Not dissimilar to the male prostitutes in Bangkok according to what I have heard. A female friend of mine who worked as an English teacher used to buy sex from the gay prostitutes and she said a lot of them were really happy to get paid to be with a girl as they were not gay themselves.

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2006, 07:23 PM

^^That's a bit like "rent-a-rectum"

**Skulldigger** · 20-06-2006, 07:26 PM

She wasnt the 'strapping' type if that is what you are implying.

**Butterfly** · 20-06-2006, 07:40 PM

^^^ I find all this hard to believe. This would amount to rape if they are forced to have sex with men. I heard that rumor before, but I think it's a case to save face again.

As for porn male actors, it's not like there is no work, but more like the pay is better for gay porn

also a save face thing for them to say. Doing a double deep with your buddy on a woman is still too gay for me. They all are but they won't admit it.

**MeMock** · 20-06-2006, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I've done the research.

So you are gay then?

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2006, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by MeMock

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I've done the research.

So you are gay then?

that doesn't mean I'm gay does it?

**stroller** · 20-06-2006, 07:54 PM

Well, the thing about katoeys' asses is that they often come free, with the girls it's extra charge, if available at all.

But I prefer receiving a strap-on job to giving, anyhow.

**MeMock** · 20-06-2006, 08:02 PM

You said you have done the research about rooting men....you do the maths.

Go on pat....you know you want to

**poolcleaner** · 20-06-2006, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by MeMock

You said you have done the research about rooting men....you do the maths.

Go on pat....you know you want to

MeMock, it's finally working, young skywalker.

You're coming over to the darkside.

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2006, 08:05 PM

^^Yeah..I want to boot the over the edge into the water!

**mad_dog** · 20-06-2006, 08:26 PM

Shagging a bird up the arse is a novelty, not one that I regret, but nor is it one I would rush to do again.

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