Mork on America

[Jet Gorgon]

The Plan! ?Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

Sounds good to me.

[mellow]

Sounds good to me.

[Muadib]

nanu, nanu...

Famous RW quote from his halcyon-cocaine induced genius: 'We've gone too far, too soon, too fast and are now in the land where nothing is funny'...

[kingwilly]

groan read this crap before, can a mod move this too US domestic Issues?

[Jet Gorgon]

^ Nanu nanu. NO! This is for general consumption. You no like, you no read, la.

[kingwilly]

jokes and silly stories?


Mods? please.

[Jet Gorgon]

^ This is the Lounge. No sillier than "help me name my kitties", is it?

[kingwilly]

No sillier than "help me name my kitties", is it?

we dont have a pets forum, or else I would have put it there!

[Jet Gorgon]

^ This is the animal forum which means anything crazy goes here.

[Marmite the Dog]

Sounds good to me.

Sounds like an ignorant 16 year old know-nothing idiot.

Sounds good to me.

Ahh, gotcha.

[Rattanaburi]

America is a stuck as any nation. Same old problems never being resolved. Don't call myself a rigthwinger or leftwinger but I agree with what Mork says. Has he expressed his views int he past at any time? Is he turning now that he's a worn? Kind of like Mel Gibson? When you've got nothing to lose...

Anyways I agree with his thoughts on the US. It's not a country run by the people despite all the hype of its freedom, democracy, and justice.

[Jet Gorgon]

Sounds good to me.

Sounds like an ignorant 16 year old know-nothing idiot.

Sounds good to me.

Ahh, gotcha.

And my aka is Obama.

[TSR2]

How about giving the US back to good ole King George the 3rd (Turd) now you have bollocks it all up,

[Jet Gorgon]

Love those retards. The US has one in power now.

[kmart]

Hasn't that quote been attributed to other people also? Usually in chain-letter emails; "pass this on to everyone you know.." blah blah.
Robin Williams is about as funny as a burning orphanage, imo.

[Attilla the Hen]

I love RW definition of divorce for a man.
Having your balls ripped off through your wallet.

[baldrick]

groan read this crap before

Usually in chain-letter emails

yes - blackgang has posted this chain email here in the lounge previously

chalk yourself up another piece of malware on your machine if you opened the email with a windows email program.

[watterinja]

RW is special...

[taxexile]

RW is special...

he is a humourless manic twat.

[barbaro]

Sounds good to me.

Sounds like an ignorant 16 year old know-nothing idiot.

Sounds good to me.

Ahh, gotcha.

I agree.

[Norton]

Famous RW quote from his halcyon-cocaine induced genius: 'We've gone too far, too soon, too fast and are now in the land where nothing is funny'...

Robin Williams is about as funny as a burning orphanage, imo.

RW is special...

he is a humourless manic twat.

No credit or blame should be given to Robin Williams.


Summary of the eRumor

A list of various ingredients of a peace proposal involving the United States around the world. It's humorous in tone and attributed to comedian Robin Williams. The Truth

There is no evidence this originated with Robin Williams.

We're not sure where it came from, but the initial versions of it did not mention Robin Williams.

That was added along the way.

Robin Williams' peace plan-Fiction!

[DrB0b]

You no like, you no read, la.

How he know he no like if he no read

[phuketbound]

Robin Williams is awesome! Even if it is fiction, he should propose this to Obama nad cabinet, and have them sign it. Get it in writing..nano nano.

[Jet Gorgon]

You no like, you no read, la.

How he know he no like if he no read

Nanu, nanu.

[DrB0b]

You no like, you no read, la.

How he know he no like if he no read

Nanu, nanu.

Shazbut! Exidor for president!

I used to have a crush on Mindy when I was a kid, just been to have a look at some M&M pics. Very depressing, reminded me that I'm now ancient