Thread: Anyone Help A poor Nigger?

Sadly, due to the current internet connection (ONLY TEAKDOOR) every other sicko site I surf is completely problem free! I have decided it is better to make one "long whinded post" than a load of insignificant shit.

I humbly beg for a bit of advice from you fuckers!

So - from the wealth of knowledge available here, can anyone tell me WHAT IS THE SITUATION WITH IMMIGRATION? I AM OVERDUE ON THE 90 DAY, I NEED TO GET MY ONE YEAR STAMP, and today the radio is spurting that that fucking idiot ABASHIT has closed all gov. Depts until the 17th..which now takes me well over the allowed lapse?

What the fuck are tourists doing to extend their stay (should they be so fucking stupid) and those needing visas renewed or extended...is there an amnesty or do we all get fucked up the arse as usual?

Please, if anyone knows what is happening with the immigration speciffically in the Chiang Mai area, it would be really appreciated.

I decided due to the recent SHIT NET ACCESS, to either stop posting, or post a lot less as my blood pressure can't take it.

However, today was a really interesting day, you know how the expression goes, "Every Dog Has It's Day" Well I can confirm, it is 100% true!
I was out watering some new trees when three hounds from hell, (these are the dogs that look cute, kind of like a shit/flea ridden corgi - Short legged bastard Thai dog,) decided it was time to attack the Fararang...they tried on numerous occasions, but normally a hand in the air, a shout, a clanging of watering cans (I carry two to be well armed) usually sees them off.

Today was not the day!

These three cunts decided I was good meat, luckily, my useless faithfull twat of a dog (who got double rations tonight) waded in, he took out the first twat, but there were still 2 of these bastards headed for me.

Sadly (for them) instead of having the blue plastic watering cans in my hand at the time, I had MY SHIT ASIAN TOOL THE KOWBOCK, (I will never condemn this tool again ..now I realise its design!) ( I have spent the last half hour secretley burying FRED FUCKING BASSETTS head, which has completely detatched from his body...in an unmarked grave....
Wonderdog number three, on hearing it's little friends beheading cries, has decided to do a runner...tomorrow, wait until tomorrow, their are 4 more to go...the big black fucker from "Son of Sam that the Saffron vermin have..he's actually number one, and will certainly get the 12 gauge, but he hasn't the balls to come on the land..similar to the locals, only makes noises from a safe place...but his fucking time will come!

Secondly, the two other temple adopted shit dogs, twins buy the look of it..imagine the pleasure of having twins...I WILL!

And last but not least the little brother of FRED BASSETT.. it's the 9mm slug gun in the nut sack for him.

Now that that's off me chest.. any idea about the 90 days or the visas, or the immigration...or do you think they like dogs too?

And whey hey fucking hey...the message fucking posted yonight...must be Abishit or the new year!
Halle fucking lulleya!

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

you know how the expression goes, "Every Dog Has It's Day"

and you are obviously pushing up the average by stealing more than your fair share!

Seriously..what is the score with the facsists at immigration..I don't want my ass plundered for another 2000 baht...fuck that's the kids school fees for hal a year!!!

It appears, they the GREAT man AbaSHIT has declared 16/17 a holiday for the tards, hence the banks are closed again...now it's a 10 day run!!!!
THE FUCKING ATM'S ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CASH....ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO STARVE DUE TO THIS INCOMPETENT TWAT FROM HELL!!!
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH ARGUING...IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWER AND BED..THIS FUCKING COUNTRY IS A STONES THROW FROM ZIMBABWE, THEY WILL BE BEGGING THE WHIT FARMER TO COME BACK AND GROW SOME FUCKING FOOD FOR THEM SOON...TWAT GOVERNMENT!! A FREE WORK PERMIT FOR EVEREY RAI YOU CULTIVATE!

There are limits to your thinking ablility

Exceed those limits and you're toast.

It's not difficult, but it's very important.

The sooner you learn the protocol, the longer your livlihood.

The handicap doesn't apply to all equally.

Originally Posted by Texpat

There are limits to your thinking ablility

Exceed those limits and you're toast.

It's not difficult, but it's very important.

The sooner you learn the protocol, the longer your livlihood.

The handicap doesn't apply to all equally.

'Scuse Me Mr. Fucking JR Ewing...this here nigger was only trying to find what a good Nigger should do!
A's really sorry for settin yo big fat fucking honkey ass..but us niggers is a bit slow ya see...dis nigga onlee want some help from you YT muthatfucka to finds and helps dis Niggar get it's mutha fuckin Visa ya all 'stand..and dont go callin me some she bitch she boon! fuck ya..you's cunts are jus rasiss! Ma Black ass is gonna take your all asses to dem courts of dem huming ri8ghts and dat, fuckin raciss mufuckers, youse gonna see whooose da bosss heer, ya fucking honkey.
Why I has a got you fucikin rasis bfore yous even start An you Rasis cunts if dat mufucker Martin Luther King wasd not a fucking Nigger,,dang that mutha still be livin today!

You get seven days grace to submit your 90 day report
Have you exceeded that ?

A simple question...one woud... think...a simple answer! Hence.. humanity seems to complicate it!

Originally Posted by Thetyim

You get seven days grace to submit your 90 day report
Have you exceeded that ?

But that 7 days appear to be scewed into at least ten ..thanks to the Abi SHIT, I think it's Colt .45's at 50 paces if these fucker start...I am not going to get fucked over fot 1 SATANG because of this shit!

The fucking site seems to be working tonight...has someone pulled a finger out of their arse ? it's a fucking miracle!

So what about the post office - will that be opening this week?

CMN has had his lil jammy jam offering jammed.

Fucket - dunno about the rest of sadland

ALL Immigration offices around Thailand will open on Thursday and Friday this week to prevent the extra long Songkran holiday break from throwing the visa system into confusion.

The Superintendent of Phuket Immigration, Police Colonel Chanatpol Yongbunjerd, said today that the 10-day closure of government offices would not apply to Immigration offices.

People whose visas are due to be extended late this week will need to get their passports stamped as planned, either on border runs or at Immigration centres.

Details at: Immigration Offices to Open Thursday, Friday - Phuket Wan

^ Spoilsport!
There went half of his fukkin rant down the drain.

jammy jimmy jumy king gumy jammed up queer motherfucker.

sad, sad commentary

Sir, why the N-word?

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

These three cunts decided I was good meat, luckily, my useless faithfull twat of a dog (who got double rations tonight) waded in, he took out the first twat, but there were still 2 of these bastards headed for me.

Sir, you have a wonderful grasp of the English language indeed, Wordsworth would be proud!

Laughed my ass off though !

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

...I am not going to get fucked over fot 1 SATANG because of this shit!

famous last words....

Originally Posted by English Noodles

So what about the post office - will that be opening this week?

By all accounts..the hardworking staff of the PI*ST office will return tomorrow, 16th!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

...I am not going to get fucked over fot 1 SATANG because of this shit!

famous last words....

You know, why even bother to reply, when yo have neither anyrhing interesting nor constructive...you cannot even tell whether the immigration is open..why bother to even post? You got nothing better to do?

I was asking a simple question, but your simple fucking head could not compute that...FUCKING STAY IN YOUR BOX!

Please don't bother answering if you have nothing to say but the usual KEE NAM, I expected a civil answer to a CIVIL QUESTION ..TWAT HEAD!

did you call immigration yet?

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

KEE NAM,

That's a new one on me. Water shit? Like diarrhoea? Is that what it means?