Songkran safety tips

[dirtydog]

The thread to share your songkran safety tips;

I shall start

1 : If you are in Bangkok it probably wouldn't be a good idea to be wearing a red shirt whilst running at the soldiers and then pulling out a realistic water pistol to shoot them, this could result in personal injury.

[rotator]

2 : If you are in Bangkok it probably wouldn't be a good idea to be wearing a blue shirt whilst running at the rwd shirts and then pulling out a realistic water pistol to shoot them, this could result in personal injury.

[melvbot]

This is a tip for all the homo songkran revellers in Petchabun.

Tomorrow if another one of you rubs that chalk stuff in my eyes then tries to grope me I will have a special pocket sized water pistol full of my piss mixed with chili oil for added zest.

You have been warned.

[baldrick]

c. drive the car , with the windows up and doors locked

[Loy Toy]

Carry your mobile phone, wallet and any other perishable valuables in the biggest fookin condom you can find, or a sealable plastic bag.

OH and don't wear any clothes that you would not bin and as soon as you arrive home.

Carry on then!

[dirtydog]

This is a tip for all the homo songkran revellers in Petchabun

blackgang been out celebrating?

[melvbot]

C.1 subsection amendment II

Wear a crash helmet even when walking, some pissed up dumbfuck will no doubt throw cold water with lumps of ice in it that could sink the Titanic.