Thread: How Happy Are You ?

For each of the five items below (A-E), select an answer from the 0-6 response scale. Place a number on the line next to each statement, indicating your agreement or disagreement with that statement:

6: Strongly agree
5: Agree
4: Slightly agree
3: Neither agree or disagree
2: Slightly disagree
1: Disagree
0: Strongly disagree

A___ Your life is very close to ideal.
B___ The conditions of your life are excellent.
C___ You are completely satisfied with your life.
D___ So far you have obtained the important things
you want in your life.
E___ If you could live your life over, you would change nothing.

____ Total

26 to 30: Extremely satisfied, much above average
21 to 25: Very satisfied, above average
15 to 20: Somewhat satisfied, average.
11 to 14: Slightly satified
06 to 10: Dissatisified, clearly below average
00 to 05: You're a total sourpuss like Snaffie

I gotta 22

I scored a 21 as I am pretty happy with my life but would change some things in my past
21 to 25: Very satisfied, above average

4 or 5.

Call me Snaffie.

Wonder what Smegs score will be

A-D pretty highly. I would change many many things if I had my time over though. No idea where I score on the scale - I hate doing sums.

I'm trying to figure out just what sort of person would complete such a questionnaire. It seems rather pointless to agonize over such things.

Don't give up on this thread just yet!!

It has loads of potential.......

says these two!

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

4 or 5.

Call me Snaffie.

We are....the same person, aren't we?

Originally Posted by Milkman

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

4 or 5.

Call me Snaffie.

We are....the same person, aren't we?

That means you're Smeg and DJPat as well!

God we get around, don't we?

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

God we get around, don't we?

Sounds like it.

I got hit in the head with a spatula last night.

Dixie

by Daniel Decatur Emmett of Mount Vernon, Ohio

Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten, (Alt Original: Cinnamon seed and sandy bottom,)
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.

In Dixie Land, where I was born in,
early on one frosty mornin',
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.

I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land I’ll take my stand
to live and die in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie

Optional Verses

Ole Missus marry "Will the weaver"
Willum was a gay deceiver
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

But when he put his arm around 'er,
He smiled fierce as a forty pounder,
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver
But that did not seem to grieve 'er
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Ole Missus acted the foolish part
And died for a man that broke her heart
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Now here's a health to the next ole Missus
An' all the gals that want to kiss us;
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

But if you want to drive 'way sorrow
Come and hear this song tomorrow
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter,
Makes you fat or a little fatter
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land


Then hoe it down and scratch your gravel,
To Dixie's Land I'm bound to travel,
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Last night i wasn't very happy.
I was curled up in bed next to my little snugglebum contemplating the brevity of life and wondering if I shouldn't be spending every waking moment with her and not posting drivel on line.
I have yet to make a final decidion as I am a bit hungover.

I found an ever better questionaire which SK and friends won't find too difficult to complete:

How happy are you?

Are you satisfied with your life?

A: yes, very much so.
B: in general, yes.
C: so-so
D: I would be, if a few things were different
E: No, I am not satisfied

Score: A-5
B-4
C-3
D-2
E-1

Results:
The higher your score, the more happy you are.

23 - very satisfied, though I'm an optimistic kunt

Originally Posted by cantona

23 - very satisfied, though I'm an optimistic kunt

Good for you ... Cheers dawg

Storekeeper

Do you not miss your sparring partners from Ajarns Soapbox? Wouldn't you be happier to have them over here.

Maybe that lovely Rocker chap to come over and spar with you?

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Storekeeper

Do you not miss your sparring partners from Ajarns Soapbox? Wouldn't you be happier to have them over here.

Maybe that lovely Rocker chap to come over and spar with you?

I never had a problem with Rocker. The only posters I had insane problems with were raycarey and theent01. And to a degree unwell.

It's actually better over here cause there are at least 3-4 other consistent posters to draw some of the heat from the limp wristed commies. Over on ajarn it was like bein' a one armed man in a shit kickin' contest. every time I logged on.

I'm not happy with the test. It's crap.

I got a 7.

"06 to 10: Dissatisified, clearly below average."

Sounds about right. Then again I am only 18. There's many things in life that I've yet to experience.

Damn I got a 5 on the OP test, goes to show all is not milk and honey back in the west either! Living in a shit hole town living for work (instead of the other way around) is not all peaches and cream!

3.

in fact i have made a right mess of it

I got 10.

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

I got 10.

Of course you're happy.

You've just eaten and now you're sa-leeping.

This link should make my liven up my happy camper pals AO & FF:

‘Bong Hits 4 Jesus’ case to U.S. Supreme Court"

'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' to Supreme Court? - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com