Drink Driving, a solution?

**panama hat** · 01-04-2009, 01:38 PM

I'll be surprise if he doesn't get off on a technicality. 10/10 for originality!

Drunk crashes motorised bar stool

April 1, 2009 - 1:17PM

Drink driving ... police in Newark charged a man after he crashed his motorised bar stool. Photo: AP

Authorities in Ohio say a US man has been charged with drink driving after crashing his motorised bar stool.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Kile Wygle, 28, went to hospital with minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers.
Wygle told police his motorised bar stool can go up to 38mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

Drunk crashes motorised bar stool | smh.com.au

**dirtydog** · 01-04-2009, 01:47 PM

They would go down well in Pattaya.

**Jack meoff** · 01-04-2009, 02:13 PM

**kingwilly** · 01-04-2009, 02:19 PM

fookin hell, no cup holders!

idiots!

**panama hat** · 01-04-2009, 02:27 PM

^ Optional extras . . . pay as you order

**Jack meoff** · 01-04-2009, 02:29 PM

Here's what the newark fire department turned up to the accident in

**Bung** · 01-04-2009, 03:05 PM

You shouldn't drink and drive. You may spill your drink.

**forreachingme** · 01-04-2009, 03:26 PM

I was checked for first time last week in Bkk... They have little handy machines with some green ligth that turned orange. Cop said i was ok go ! had 2 big beers 3 hours before...

Around songhkran lots of checking will be going on, stay sober !

or KEEP FISHERMANN'S FRIEND always in your car, it changes the value for your benefit...

**dirtydog** · 01-04-2009, 04:58 PM

**Jack meoff** · 03-04-2009, 11:58 AM

Fuck me heaven

**kingwilly** · 03-04-2009, 12:00 PM

look more closely,

she's a horror.

**Jack meoff** · 03-04-2009, 12:06 PM

I can't see past them JUGS

**The Fresh Prince** · 03-04-2009, 12:27 PM

And she appears to be driving a motorised BJ Pad collector.

**panama hat** · 03-04-2009, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

And she appears to be driving a motorised BJ Pad collector.

What's a BJ pad collector?

**The Fresh Prince** · 03-04-2009, 12:58 PM

Blow Job Pads = Sanitary Towels

and the collector is one of them blue boxes next to the shitter in the ladies lavy.

**panama hat** · 03-04-2009, 01:03 PM

^ Ah . . . . thanks, I think

**Mr Earl** · 03-04-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

look more closely,

she's a horror.

You're to picky! She'd be a fine mattress thrasher.

**panama hat** · 03-04-2009, 01:11 PM

Mattress Thrasher . . . this thread is very informative, thanks to you too Mr Earl!

**The Fresh Prince** · 03-04-2009, 01:14 PM

So she's a fine Mattress Thrasher riding a motorised BJ Pad Collector.

Not really a take home to mum kinda girl then.

**barbaro** · 04-04-2009, 01:38 AM

What do we know?

**Jet Gorgon** · 04-04-2009, 01:40 AM

Couple weeks late, hatter. I already posted this new item.

**panama hat** · 06-04-2009, 10:06 AM

Weeks ago? Before the 1st of April? Umm . . . a gold star for you?

Originally Posted by panama hat

Drunk crashes motorised bar stool

April 1, 2009 - 1:17PM

Drink driving ... police in Newark charged a man after he crashed his motorised bar stool. Photo: AP

Authorities in Ohio say a US man has been charged with drink driving after crashing his motorised bar stool.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Kile Wygle, 28, went to hospital with minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers.
Wygle told police his motorised bar stool can go up to 38mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

Drunk crashes motorised bar stool | smh.com.au

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