
Originally Posted by
jandajoy
Missi, are you ever NOT angry ? Just asking.
I wake up in the morning, happy as a lark, the sun is (trying) to shine through the self inflicted smoke haze, I start the day in a "Happy" ,mood.
I go to cut some of the grass around my trees near the raod with the bush cutter, only to find a number of mindless cunts have thrown beer bottles, red bull bottles everywhere, the blade is blunt, I get a few cuts! Happy is not quite as happy before.
Get a bit further across the land and take care of the Mango trees, only to find another [at][at][at][at] has thrown his shit everywhere, MAMMY POKO SIZE "M" and soiled.
Then I find another [at][at][at][at] from the electric co. has drove his 12 ton truck over half a dozen of my Teak seedlings...I'am smiling a little at this point!
Now I have some real 12 foot shit grass that has grown near the edge of our land..more like bamboo than grass, proceed to cut it with the weed whacker, and get attacked by a bunch of hornets, I have a couple of stings around my mouth that have deformed my face into something like the Elephant Man. And apparently, these bastards can kill you "Tor "something"Wan" ( They live in the ground, look like a small aeroplane and sting like fuck)
So, tonight I get the full metal jacket, overcoat, gloves, boots, jacket, trousers in the pants, elastic bands on every opening, hat, hood, everything zipped up tight, and the wife gives me a pair of sunglasses for my eyes, and I have a T shirt strapped around my head... Brilliant, I am almost water tight!
Get to where the nest is button everything down, fire up the Brush cutter, and the fucking sunglasses STEAM UP on the INSIDE, cannot wipe em, can you believe it, I cannot see a thing, there are fucking hornets everywhere, I can feel them whacking into me, and I cannot even see a foot in front of me, what a fucking disaster.
Anyway abandon the eye protection and run like hell!
So, yes sometimes I do get a bit pissed off, and angry,
But to be honest, I only post the things that get me "riled", the rest of the day would be boring, who would be interested in how many new flowers my lime trees have?
It's a vent, and it's good to be able to rant with Farang now and again, where I am. I never see an English speaker! (to talk to, properly...for years)
Tomorrow, I PROMISE not to be angry, I am going to buy 10 litres of 'benzine 95 and will put a complete end to every fucking hornet within half a mile of me, I wouldn't care, I sprayed the bastards not two days ago with the most lethal poison I could buy, mixed with Roundup, but they came back, believe me, if you ever get stung by these fuckers, you will never go near them again, I got stung twice by those Tor Hua Sua, I had to "pick my arm up" the next day, it grew to twice the size, and couldn't even put it on the steering wheel of the car, and get a couple in the mouth....no thanks! the swelling is unbelievable!