Moans of the day

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Can't stop scratching me feet - fuckin' red ants, I've got the kettle on - that'll learn 'em, little bastards.

25 baht for a red pepper (that's capsicum to you Merkins) - well taking the piss that is, not even a big one.

Don't buy T-Shirts that are made in Thailand unless you know a six year old you can pass it onto after the first wash, fuckin' cheapskate Thai T-Shirt manufacturers.

[withnallstoke]

Can't stop scratching me feet - fuckin' red ants, I've got the kettle on - that'll learn 'em, little bastards.

Don't they like tea?

[slimboyfat]

Fuckin cheapskate Thai t-shirt buyers

[The Fresh Prince]

Don't they like tea?

Only Liptons, they hate it. The love Tesco's own and Yorkshire Tea though.

[Spin]

fuckin' cheapskate Thai T-Shirt manufacturers

Does that include the ones that have an expensive label stitched into them later?

[peterpan]

I brought 4 Limes today, little mean fvckers with less juice than a katoeys cvnt they were, 14 Bt each.
I said to the old bag selling them, 14 fvcking Baht ! you gotta be pulling my stick, she said I would but my 'ol lao soaked man has a bigger one, so after this exchange of pleasantries we agreed on 12 Bt each.

[Texpat]

Tell us Peter. How much juice in a kathoey's kunt?

Ok here's mine. One can of pedigree dogfood -- more than a similar sized can of beans at Tesco.

[The Fresh Prince]

^^14bt and she didn't even pull your stick!

[Spin]

^ Limes are 5 baht each where I am.

Lets not forget everybody that the last time this kind of thread was adone a few months ago, the OP got blasted, BKKandrew? I think it was. A few months further down the road to world economic ruin and the tone could be different......

[peterpan]

^^ I dunno why u insist on eating that stuff Tex, even Mc Donalds would be tastier.
I just hear about katoeys cvnts from sunstetter,

[withnallstoke]

^ Limes are 5 baht each where I am.

Limeys are ten a penny in UK. Cheap enough to make dog food out of.

[Loy Toy]

I just hear about katoeys cvnts from sunstetter,

Maybe I'll give meeting up with him in Pattaya a miss then!

[Wayne Kerr]

Was down the beach and some dipsticks had driven their sedan onto the bloody thing and got bogged. Anyway here I am trying to help push them out and some dickhead comes up and starts yelling in my face for being a silly c*nt taking a car on the beach etc etc. Tell him to fuck off and he starts getting all aggressive and in defending myself he gets a bloodied nose and then the cocks with the car are up for hitting the bloke. F'd if I now why anyone helps anyone these days. Not today, bloody yesterday.

[Loy Toy]

Was down the beach and some dipsticks had driven their sedan onto the bloody thing and got bogged

Probably a young bloke wanting to shag his girlfriend!

What was she like Wayne and did you have a go and for your troubles?

[Loy Toy]

I have absolutley nothing to moan about












































no fooker listens anyway!

[Wayne Kerr]

Two Chinese blokes ... they deserved a f'n earful alright but they'd have been stuck there for days if someone didn't help them. Must say these pricks in Australia seem way less friendly than they did 10 years ago

[process]

some 1 is still squashing the toothpaste tube from the top & not from the bottom

[taxexile]

the sunset here is just a wee bit too red for my liking, dont know how much more of this i can take.

[Loy Toy]

Two Chinese blokes

Well thank fook they didn't go in the surf as well mate!

You would have had to save them both from drowning as well.

Australian beaches and Asian's don't gel too well!

[Gerbil]

Can't stop scratching me feet - fuckin' red ants, I've got the kettle on - that'll learn 'em, little bastards.

Let us know how pouring boiling water on your feet works out.

[Gerbil]

Tescos - Limes so cheap I dont even bother looking at the price.

[Rural Surin]

....and I still can't figure out why we have 15 toothbrushes for a household of 6. Boogles the mind.

[good2bhappy]

when they do a promo in the supermarket there is never any stock as the shopppers fill their carts with the items even when they are limited to only 3 items.

[peterpan]

Its a supermarket ploy, why would they give flying fluck how many the punters buy, tell em limit of 2 and they will buy 10, very old trick.

[Mr Brown]

I've lost me fcking lighter and wheres my damn friggin pen - fok, I lose one every fcuking day