Thread: Beyond Reality!

There really is no helping some people!
They are a seriously fucked up bunch of RETARDS at times the Thais! Sometimes you want to put an axe through their stupid fucking heads!
Three examples in the past few days that have really pissed me off!

Example 1: The wifes Mother/Father have been a bit strapped for cash as of late (don't look at me for a bailout!) The dipshits ended up getting their electric cut off...so couldn't do nothing, (the only income is from making garments, using machines, that work on ELECTRIC! Priority one you would expect? Get the electric turned on...no, bury your head in the sand and pretend there was no problem! Then that cost them a 100 baht surcharge!

Example 2: They have Lam Yai trees, in order to grow Lam Yai, you need to water the trees periodically, especially now, what do they do, before getting the electric turned on, that could turn the pump, that could water the Lam Yai? They buy some fucking "Herbal Medecine" like that Wheatgrass and Alfalfa shit from "NEWLIFE", priorities or what!

Example 3: This really took the fucking biscuit with me, 1: The electric is fucked, the house supply is tripping faster than a junky on acid, the pump cannot pump water for the Lam Yai, the phone get's cut off due to non payment (AGAIN) and I need to go to the market today to buy a bit of stuff. Miraculously, the wife pulls out a few hundred Baht like a fucking magician, with a rabbit in a hat, (money from the old woman) and what does she do? what has she been INSTRUCTED to DO...pay off the electric... pay the telephone...buy a plug..(to save her 75 year old Dad having to stick bare wires into open sockets to try and get his Lam Yai Pump Working no oh no..none of the logical things that a thinking rational human fucking being would do! She goes into some shop and re appears 500 baht the lighter, after buying an Orange Basket of SHIT for the local ORAnGE DRESS BRIGADE OF TWATS in the TEMPLE! "For good luck" she says....hope Daddy doesn't touch the live on the fucked up pump, I say... goes down like a lead ballon!

What is wrong with these fucking idiots? Can the school system really DESTROY human intelligence THIS FAR?

Look on the bright side....they got 500 baht

And they have luck on their side.

Maybe it'll rain tonight.

Ever thought of why the missus may have needed to marry a westerner?

Pension scheme for the parents, perhaps? The Thai are odd.

Originally Posted by watterinja

Ever thought of why the missus may have needed to marry a westerner?

Pension scheme for the parents, perhaps? The Thai are odd.

Not in one million years, there is not one Baht that gets from this Westerner to those stupid enough to pay money to the SHITE that live free in Temples.

I can help "practically" but unfornutalely, spiritual monetary compensatation is not available here! They wouldn't get not one fucking Baht, mainly due to their previous record of stupidity! I am not, nor never will be a gift horse!
Should they feel the need to donate to the Saffron clad VERMIN, please feel free to do so, but please do not expect me to assist!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Originally Posted by watterinja

Ever thought of why the missus may have needed to marry a westerner?

Pension scheme for the parents, perhaps? The Thai are odd.

Not in one million years, there is not one Baht that gets from this Westerner to those stupid enough to pay money to the SHITE that live free in Temples.

I can help "practically" but unfornutalely, spiritual monetary compensatation is not available here! They wouldn't get not one fucking Baht, mainly due to their previous record of stupidity! I am not, nor never will be a gift horse!
Should they feel the need to donate to the Saffron clad VERMIN, please feel free to do so, but please do not expect me to assist!

Ok Ok Buddy ,but this is the game these ladies play with farangs. Petend they are skint and hopefully they will get a handout . The whole family are in on it. Good for you not to get sucked in.

Geeeez, bet your missus is thanking her lucky stars she met you at the lottery stand huh ?

...and I bet he's thanking his lucky stars that she came along when she did

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

There really is no helping some people!
They are a seriously fucked up bunch of RETARDS at times the Thais! Sometimes you want to put an axe through their stupid fucking heads!
Three examples in the past few days that have really pissed me off!

Example 1: The wifes Mother/Father have been a bit strapped for cash as of late (don't look at me for a bailout!) The dipshits ended up getting their electric cut off...so couldn't do nothing, (the only income is from making garments, using machines, that work on ELECTRIC! Priority one you would expect? Get the electric turned on...no, bury your head in the sand and pretend there was no problem! Then that cost them a 100 baht surcharge!

Example 2: They have Lam Yai trees, in order to grow Lam Yai, you need to water the trees periodically, especially now, what do they do, before getting the electric turned on, that could turn the pump, that could water the Lam Yai? They buy some fucking "Herbal Medecine" like that Wheatgrass and Alfalfa shit from "NEWLIFE", priorities or what!

Example 3: This really took the fucking biscuit with me, 1: The electric is fucked, the house supply is tripping faster than a junky on acid, the pump cannot pump water for the Lam Yai, the phone get's cut off due to non payment (AGAIN) and I need to go to the market today to buy a bit of stuff. Miraculously, the wife pulls out a few hundred Baht like a fucking magician, with a rabbit in a hat, (money from the old woman) and what does she do? what has she been INSTRUCTED to DO...pay off the electric... pay the telephone...buy a plug..(to save her 75 year old Dad having to stick bare wires into open sockets to try and get his Lam Yai Pump Working no oh no..none of the logical things that a thinking rational human fucking being would do! She goes into some shop and re appears 500 baht the lighter, after buying an Orange Basket of SHIT for the local ORAnGE DRESS BRIGADE OF TWATS in the TEMPLE! "For good luck" she says....hope Daddy doesn't touch the live on the fucked up pump, I say... goes down like a lead ballon!

What is wrong with these fucking idiots? Can the school system really DESTROY human intelligence THIS FAR?

I know, I know, who would believe it
and

4. she married you

bloody hell

I can't believe you're still married you tight arse twat. There's a difference between being a doormat and a helpful inlaw.

You're clearly neither.

And as for the Orange twats and vermin comments. Why the fuck are you still here?!

Originally Posted by filch

I can't believe you're still married you tight arse twat. There's a difference between being a doormat and a helpful inlaw.

You're clearly neither.

And as for the Orange twats and vermin comments. Why the fuck are you still here?!

That's the age old inquiry here. Some just go through the motions....without rhyme nor reason.

Originally Posted by filch

I can't believe you're still married you tight arse twat. There's a difference between being a doormat and a helpful inlaw.

You're clearly neither.

And as for the Orange twats and vermin comments. Why the fuck are you still here?!

Why? should I leave my family because I disagree with the "religion?"
Would you pack up and move because you disagreed with Roman Catholics? I think not!

Originally Posted by filch

I can't believe you're still married you tight arse twat. There's a difference between being a doormat and a helpful inlaw.

You're clearly neither.

And as for the Orange twats and vermin comments. Why the fuck are you still here?!

On earth or just Thailand?

True

As a relatively rich farang with some world experience, I would have thought a little help from yourself when you could see it was needed would have been nice

if you can understand the problem so clearly, just solve it and be nice, get some self-respect

Originally Posted by DrAndy

True

As a relatively rich farang with some world experience, I would have thought a little help from yourself when you could see it was needed would have been nice

if you can understand the problem so clearly, just solve it and be nice, get some self-respect

Though I would like to extend a little advice, or even help. Chances are the OP would shoot-down any and every avenue I might suggest. My experiences, exposures, and connective tissue are contradictary from his. You certainly could have a number of varied suggestions and well-meaning advice here and there - probably wouldn't help anyway. He seems to be stuck on hold without being flexible. Vacancies of familial, social, and community extensions do not get you very far here. It's an imperfect universe.....

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by DrAndy

True

As a relatively rich farang with some world experience, I would have thought a little help from yourself when you could see it was needed would have been nice

if you can understand the problem so clearly, just solve it and be nice, get some self-respect

Though I would like to extend a little advice, or even help. Chances are the OP would shoot-down any and every avenue I might suggest. My experiences, exposures, and connective tissue are contradictary from his. You certainly could have a number of varied suggestions and well-meaning advice here and there - probably wouldn't help anyway. He seems to be stuck on hold without being flexible. Vacancies of familial, social, and community extensions do not get you very far here. It's an imperfect universe.....

Well put. Couldn't agree more.

I've come to the belief from reading several of MM's posts that he's one of the sad old, miserable, I 'hate everything about Thailand' twats. Why on earth he still resides here is a mystery.

Also odd, he's clearly a fella', but uses the name MissisMiggins and has an avvie of an old lady.

Actually, no, come to think of it, it's not odd at all. He is a miserable whiney old woman.

he should take a good look at his missus and plan for the future , daughters usually turn out to be carbon copies of their mothers.

Originally Posted by taxexile

he should take a good look at his missus and plan for the future , daughters usually turn out to be carbon copies of their mothers.

I hope, if he hasn't already, procreated.

I am hoping his wife is a bit sharper than he gives her credit for and fucks him off. Miserly whiney old bastard.

Originally Posted by taxexile

he should take a good look at his missus and plan for the future , daughters usually turn out to be carbon copies of their mothers.

Most assuredly...

Originally Posted by Muadib

Originally Posted by taxexile

he should take a good look at his missus and plan for the future , daughters usually turn out to be carbon copies of their mothers.

Most assuredly...

Indeed, they also get old...

500 THB is not much, doesn't hurt to help

you are not going to change them, that's how they are, no matter how long you will rant

would you blame a monkey because he acts like he acts ? of course not, so why do you do it with the poor rural Thais ? you have to respect the different species of our world

Why would anybody make a 500 baht donation to a temple if they can't pay an electric bill that their livelihood is dependent upon?

Sounds pretty fucked up to me. But I'm a heathen.

Originally Posted by Texpat

Why would anybody make a 500 baht donation to a temple if they can't pay an electric bill that their livelihood is dependent upon?

Sounds pretty fucked up to me. But I'm a heathen.

Interesting. Sometime back, during an unsual busy time for tamboons in our community {every conceivable type}, those good members of the community find themselves obliged to attend - even if they're not connected personally - and of course the 'donations' are in order. Our hard-working neighbor, whom found it necessary to attend most of these affairs {therefore coughing up more Baht that she couldn't afford to dispose of} was over talking to the Missus bitching about this Tamboon and that Tamboon, here and there a Tamboon. "I can afford to go". My logical reply was, ...."if you can't afford it - why do you attend?". It's not as if the community is going to castagate here for not being able to be a 'caring' community member, less a good Buddhist. The missus understands perfectly, but we are in a different tax bracket. Nonetheless, she will instinctively listen to the whinging neighbor and put on the airs of empathy. Priorities are in order here. Do I eat or give to the Wat..??

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by Texpat

Why would anybody make a 500 baht donation to a temple if they can't pay an electric bill that their livelihood is dependent upon?

Sounds pretty fucked up to me. But I'm a heathen.

Interesting. Sometime back, during an unsual busy time for tamboons in our community {every conceivable type}, those good members of the community find themselves obliged to attend - even if they're not connected personally - and of course the 'donations' are in order. Our hard-working neighbor, whom found it necessary to attend most of these affairs {therefore coughing up more Baht that she couldn't afford to dispose of} was over talking to the Missus bitching about this Tamboon and that Tamboon, here and there a Tamboon. "I can afford to go". My logical reply was, ...."if you can't afford it - why do you attend?". It's not as if the community is going to castagate here for not being able to be a 'caring' community member, less a good Buddhist. The missus understands perfectly, but we are in a different tax bracket. Nonetheless, she will instinctively listen to the whinging neighbor and put on the airs of empathy. Priorities are in order here. Do I eat or give to the Wat..??

EXACTLY!!! but you are looking at it like me, from a rational point of view!
Here they see it completely different, they would sell their kids to make that Tambon just to SAVE FACE!! Quick sell Somchai, we need to pay the Orange Devils 500 Baht or we won't go to paradise...fucke the electric, fuck the water....appease the SPIRITS!!!