Have you Done a Ladyman?

**dirtydog** · 24-05-2006, 11:04 PM

Best's a tranny magnet

Gemma bender ... Anthony Gee
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FULL NEWS INDEXBy RICHARD WHITE
Showbiz Reporter
LUSTY Calum Best has been snogging a transvestite — without knowing SHE is really a HE.
Ladies’ man Calum, 25, played tonsil tennis with 19-year-old “Gemma” — real name Anthony Gee — on a sofa after a London party.
And the pair have exchanged saucy texts in which George Best’s son made it clear he fancies full sex.

Duped ... Calum Best

But he had no idea that Gemma, who has had a boob job, is still a fella with full wedding tackle.
The Sun broke the grim news yesterday to Celebrity Love Island star Calum — now in America filming another reality show.
He screamed “NO!” down the phone when his agent Dave Read called him. And Dave said: “He can’t believe it. He’s not laughing.”

She-he ... 'Gemma' displays Adam's apple

One of Calum’s texts read: “You looked so sexy in that little skirt — those dimples on your lower back.”
Gemma, a hairdresser in central London, said he had planned to come clean.

The tranny added: “Calum and I have kissed and he wanted sex but I said ‘No’.”

A pal said: “Calum will never live this down.”

**DrAndy** · 24-05-2006, 11:06 PM

fascinating stuff DD

you know, you may have done one without realising it! after the op, it is sometimes difficult to tell (and after a few beers)

**ChiangMai noon** · 24-05-2006, 11:07 PM

But that's a really crap one.
Unforgivable.

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 24-05-2006, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

But that's a really crap one.
Unforgivable.

Looks like DJPat..

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 24-05-2006, 11:08 PM

My brother once told me a story about a german guy who married a ladyboy and didn't find out until a year later that he had been shagging a bloke..

**Torbek** · 25-05-2006, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

My brother once told me a story about a german guy who married a ladyboy and didn't find out until a year later that he had been shagging a bloke..

Then it really can't have mattered that much.

For some reason, this all reminds me of the joke about the prostitute banking her nights takings, on being told by the bank teller one $100 note was counterfiet, screaming out "My God, I've been raped!"

It all seemed OK at the time...an unpleasant subsequent discovery can't change the fact you blew!

**DrAndy** · 24-05-2006, 11:08 PM

true CMN, he is a bit obvious, not cute at all

**dirtydog** · 24-05-2006, 11:08 PM

Hmmm, yes that is quite worrying, but luckily I aint into gals over 5foot8.

**Little Chuchok** · 24-05-2006, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Hmmm, yes that is quite worrying, but luckily I aint into gals over 5foot8.

Why, are you short?

**DrAndy** · 24-05-2006, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Hmmm, yes that is quite worrying, but luckily I aint into gals over 5foot8.

Why, are you short?

yeah DD, but the Thai ladyboys can be short and cute

think back now.....

**dirtydog** · 24-05-2006, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Why, are you short?

Nope, 6 foot tall.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

yeah DD, but the Thai ladyboys can be short and cute

most ladymen I have seen are generally taller than the average Thai guy, Now that is strange.

**Little Chuchok** · 24-05-2006, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Why, are you short?

Nope, 6 foot tall.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

yeah DD, but the Thai ladyboys can be short and cute

most ladymen I have seen are generally taller than the average Thai guy, Now that is strange.

Whore-moan pills might have something to do with it.

yeah DD, but the Thai ladyboys can be short and cute

think back now.....

What's the story here......

**ChiangMai noon** · 24-05-2006, 11:27 PM

Whore-moan pills might have something to do with it.

High heels would be my guess.

**baldrick** · 24-05-2006, 11:43 PM

that bald fat cnut looks like he has had more operations than the KT - whats happened to his ears , did they look like prince charlies before?

**dirtydog** · 24-05-2006, 11:48 PM

To meet your shemale online click this link

**Little Chuchok** · 25-05-2006, 12:06 AM

Own up, who's the bloke who wants to stick one up a katoeys freckle?

**RDN** · 25-05-2006, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Own up, who's the bloke who wants to stick one up a katoeys freckle?

"Freckle"? Isn't that like a mole? (Did your spell checker go wrong, or am I missing something here?)

**Little Chuchok** · 25-05-2006, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by RDN

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Own up, who's the bloke who wants to stick one up a katoeys freckle?

"Freckle"? Isn't that like a mole? (Did your spell checker go wrong, or am I missing something here?)

freckle = small round and normally darker than the surrounding skin,ie:chocolate starfish,ring piece,arsehole,jacksie etc etc

freckle puncher is our slang for a person that likes to take or give it up the botty.

**kingwilly** · 25-05-2006, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Own up, who's the bloke who wants to stick one up a katoeys freckle?

well you could poke their sticky datehole or you could poke their operation wound!

**BillyZ** · 25-05-2006, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

To meet your shemale online click this link

Damn, DD, those are some UGLY 'chicks'. This is the site your fans want to see. Short chicks, tall chicks, chicks with dicks.

**peterpan** · 25-05-2006, 05:33 AM

Had one give my knob a bit of a rub, which was mildly arousing ( it used to work in a bar located in Suk Soi 8, opposite Corleones) but don't think I could ever bring myself to shag one, even if totally pissed. You never know tho'. lots of really filthy stuff goes down here, so I am told.

**BillyZ** · 25-05-2006, 06:58 AM

Well, it's a lesson in anatomy for the guy. I'll bet he's looking at women's necks now and kicking himself, "It's true...they DON'T have adam's apples!"

**Storekeeper** · 25-05-2006, 07:53 AM

I'll never hear the end of this ... but ... I picked up a katoey once less than 5 years ago at the Four Floors of Whores (Ipanema) in Singapore ... and I didn't realize it was a dude until we were in the hotel and I saw the legs. No problem ... but I still had to give it 100 Singapore dollars to leave without a fuss. It was dark in the club fellas ... cut me some slack.

**Boon Mee** · 25-05-2006, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

I'll never hear the end of this ... but ... I picked up a katoey once less than 5 years ago at the Four Floors of Whores (Ipanema) in Singapore ... and I didn't realize it was a dude until we were in the hotel and I saw the legs. No problem ... but I still had to give it 100 Singapore dollars to leave without a fuss. It was dark in the club fellas ... cut me some slack.

Them hairy legs always put me off too!

**benbaaa** · 25-05-2006, 07:55 AM

Well, I voted 'no' because it's true, and I didn't vote 'I wouldn't mind' because I don't really want to, but I did meet one once and think about it. She was really nice.

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