Reuters....04.00.

In a surprise announcment today, the constitutional court announced the following changes to take effect immediately.

A new interim Prime minister has been appointed to replace the missing / in hiding Somchai.

Mr. Ronald MacDonald will effectively head the new government. It is thought that his colourful clothes will unite Thailand once and for all. He is an internationally respected leader, well known throughout the world and it is thought he will appeal to young and old alike.
He is extremely popular in Thailandand many parts of the world. He has extremely good business skills and should prove to be a fine ambassador and representative of the country.

He brings with him a new army chief, the greatly popular Colonel Saunders KFC Distinguished Service Medal, and his right hand man Sgt. Bilko, known for his shrewd tactics, and great cunning.

The new head of the police force is the well respected an incorruptable, Dixon of Dock Green, he will streamline the police force and try and restore law and order within the country.

With Biggles being appointed Air Force Supreme commander, Douglas Bader was sadly unavailable, apparently he was "legless" at the time.

Captain Birdseye has taken up position as Admiral of the Navy, and is hoping to bring in a new Chief of Staff, Captain Pugwash, with his new aircraft carrier, The Black Pig.

The announcement was made in light of Thailands current slip from it's position as a viable country, and is hoped to help regain the respect the country deserves as an international figure in the modern World.