Doesn't it make you proud to be British!

**Missismiggins** · 15-10-2008, 07:55 PM

Can you imagine, 5 islamic doctors, primed with explosives, their subtle plans, their secret operations, to bomb the UK, Glasgow airport, London..5 educated people with enough explosives to wreak havoc..not one death or serious injury!

But the British...Harold Shipman, one man, one needle...did more than Blair to reduce the hospital waiting lists!

Makes you hold your head up high! Long live British Ingenuity!

**pai nai ma** · 15-10-2008, 08:44 PM

For those of us with decent teeth you might tell us who the feck harry shipman is.

**Happyman** · 15-10-2008, 09:27 PM

A Brit Doctor who bumped off elderly patients for a hobby !!!

**good2bhappy** · 15-10-2008, 09:34 PM

God is an Englishman!

**Red dragon** · 15-10-2008, 09:37 PM

^

He is clearly Welsh

**Missismiggins** · 16-10-2008, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by pai nai ma

For those of us with decent teeth you might tell us who the feck harry shipman is.

Obviously you are from the USA, as you have absolutely no idea what has gone on in the world, outside of your phsycotic country...yes, the good old little UK can produce serial killers way beyond your dreams...Harold was a charming man with a wonderful bedside manner, and made pussies like Ted Bundy and fuckwit Gacy look like rank amatuers!

**flash** · 16-10-2008, 03:09 AM

A good reflection of a nation is the quality of their serial killers

**Missismiggins** · 16-10-2008, 03:13 AM

Originally Posted by flash

A good reflection of a nation is the quality of their serial killers

Jack I, Jack II, Shipman, 10 Rillington Place..whatshisname...Ghandi...LOL, the yanks have no finesse!

**Missismiggins** · 16-10-2008, 03:14 AM

Blair, Thatcher....the Queen.actions speak louder than words.

**EmperorTud** · 16-10-2008, 03:15 AM

I flew into Glasgow the day before the attack.

**Missismiggins** · 16-10-2008, 03:22 AM

Bet you didn't see Harold! He was lying low...in wait..with his syringe of DEATH!
Time for bed, I got my 90 day "reporting" to do in the morning, perish the thought they will get a whiff of Chang or Lao Kao, checklist...Yellow shirt, orange wristband, passport, crumpled piece of paper, pen (that works)....no problem!

**flash** · 16-10-2008, 03:31 AM

Harold Shipman – doctor convicted of 15 murders; a later inquiry stated he had killed at least 215 and possibly up to 457 people over a 25-year period

**dirtydog** · 16-10-2008, 03:35 AM

^Puts these wannabe merikan serial killers to shame don't he

**nedwalk** · 16-10-2008, 04:57 AM

^ and then cleaned up when a lot of the old girls left him shit in their wills

**flash** · 16-10-2008, 05:40 AM

and he would have gotten away with it only for those pesky kids!

**kingwilly** · 16-10-2008, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by flash

Harold Shipman – doctor convicted of 15 murders; a later inquiry stated he had killed at least 215 and possibly up to 457 people over a 25-year period

i didnt know that. not cos i is merkin, but cos i dont read the daily mirror.

**The Fresh Prince** · 16-10-2008, 10:42 AM

Peter Sutcliffe was another quality british serial killer! Throw Fred West into the mix and I think we've got some serial killers we can really be proud of!

**Missismiggins** · 16-10-2008, 08:29 PM

Don't Diss Fred West, he was a good old guy with family values, his misses was a bit of a perv though, she fucked the kids a bit.

Peter Sutcliffe...well he fucked up more than he came through, a lot of botched "fractured skulls" rather than clean kills, but he tried.

He obviously suffered from a DISOBEDIENT wife, Sonia, who just wouldn't tow the line, a thing all battered woman have in common..disobedience!

Moira and Ian, another loving couple who misunderstood, all they wanted to do was listen to Christmas carols like "Bing and Bowie" while they carved up the Christmas dinner... No, at the end of the day, old Harold did it in style, no mess, no fuss, saved the UK a fortune in pensions... (maybe Brown can hire a new version..save everyone working 'til they are a 150 years old) and cut the NHS waiting ques dramatically - and he even made a profit! Good old entrepeneur!

**good2bhappy** · 16-10-2008, 08:57 PM

with the hippocratic oath every DR faces a dilemma!

**Gerbil** · 16-10-2008, 10:15 PM

Don't forget 'Dennis Nilsen' (who incidentally is up for parole this year

)

**Chairman Mao** · 16-10-2008, 10:32 PM

Ye Brits might have the numbers, but I think the Merkins take it for style.

Didn't Ed Gein chop up his victims then go waltzing (actual waltz dancing) around his farmyard with just their torso and arms? And make a mask outta their face?

Beats some boring fart sticking a needle into old one's arms anyday.

**dirtydog** · 16-10-2008, 10:53 PM

Our jack the ripper had sex with his dead victims, beat that mr merikan

**Gerbil** · 16-10-2008, 10:55 PM

^ and he was royalty.

**Happyman** · 17-10-2008, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

^ and he was royalty.

Errm! - getting a bit close to the things you cant say about the ---- Oh Oh ! sorry you meant the Brit royalty, 0K anything goes there !!!

**Missismiggins** · 17-10-2008, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Don't forget 'Dennis Nilsen' (who incidentally is up for parole this year

)

Wow, is he really due for parole? How long has he been inside...seems not to long that I remember that happening.
Had a penchant for young gay guys, then liked to strangle them, shag em when they were dead, keep them for a while then chop em up and cook em.
The police found heads in saucepans if I recall, friendly sort of bloke!

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