Isn't this where I can bash Marmite?

**Milo** · 15-10-2008, 05:14 PM

By god Marmite you owe me one for today's fakin around. Dutifully picked the Sabre up for you, an extra grand all in. Almost home, traffic lights, copper pulls in front stopping traffic for the princess coming through. Good chance to test that new fan switch I figures? Well behaved, no overheating but matey tells me to shut the bike off after 10min or so. Sat there in the blazing sun for over 20min, her maj comes through, winds up the bike, only just turning over but fires. For a sum total of 30seconds

. Lights on green, hauling 200kg of dead weight across there, feet sliding outta my friggin flip-flops cos soaked in sweat, an 30minutes worth of stopped Thais pissin themselves laffin!! Took me 500m up the road to figure stop in a patch of shade and wait for the missus who couldn't be far behind. Not far at all, pulls up just as I'm dropping the sidesrand. Bolix. Jump leads out, fires up like a good-un so hightailed it home sharpish before owt ekse cud go wrong!

Reckon if we put my hours in on that friggin bike against yours on the website we'll be about quits! Battery's on charge so my bladdy electric's goin on your bill too!!

**slimboyfat** · 15-10-2008, 05:47 PM

Shouldn't this be in Marmites PM inbox?

**EmperorTud** · 15-10-2008, 05:50 PM

Shouldn't this be in English?

**kingwilly** · 15-10-2008, 05:51 PM

yes.

can a mod delete it plkease

**slimboyfat** · 15-10-2008, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

yes.

can a mod delete it plkease

Which part of the forum do you mod then?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 15-10-2008, 05:54 PM

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**momo8** · 15-10-2008, 05:57 PM

So can we just bash Marmite about anything or just this?

**kingwilly** · 15-10-2008, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Which part of the forum do you mod then?

that was all big talk to try and get into momo's pants.

**pai nai ma** · 15-10-2008, 05:59 PM

no habla tardspeak.

**slimboyfat** · 15-10-2008, 06:02 PM

So what I gather so far.

Milo is a motorcycle courier 'riding for a living'

He picked up the latest addition to Marmites Star Wars memorabilia - a light sabre (worth a thousand baht!!!)

Then some Thais laughed at Milo's sweaty flip flops.

And then Milo lost me but I understand that Marmite is really slow at making some website.

**momo8** · 15-10-2008, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

that was all big talk to try and get into momo's pants.

Come again?

**kingwilly** · 15-10-2008, 06:09 PM

ooops

**momo8** · 15-10-2008, 06:16 PM

Have a new TD lover now you bad chimp, he comes everyday in my repo box.

**slimboyfat** · 15-10-2008, 06:19 PM

what a repulsive thought

**kingwilly** · 15-10-2008, 06:20 PM

hmmmm

**kingwilly** · 15-10-2008, 06:20 PM

i'd just be happy to come in ur box once a week...

**Propagator** · 15-10-2008, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

he comes everyday in my repo box

Hmmm - maybe needs rephrasing

**momo8** · 15-10-2008, 06:21 PM

well I feel neglected.

**ChiangMai noon** · 15-10-2008, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

well I feel neglected.

don't know why. should think there are a few blokes on here impressed that you take it up the shitter.

**Milo** · 15-10-2008, 06:26 PM

Ok,

to have obviously offended a few sensibilities, was hardly a personal attack?

**momo8** · 15-10-2008, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

i'd just be happy to come in ur box once a week...

That's OK sweetie, I know you've been busy.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

don't know why. should think there are a few blokes on here impressed that you take it up the shitter.

Link?

**kingwilly** · 15-10-2008, 06:29 PM

Sheesh, hardly a personal attack, just banter, dont be so sensitive.

**slimboyfat** · 15-10-2008, 06:31 PM

Milo if you really wanted to bash Marmite you could have said he looks like Harry Potter after spending the summer hols in a pie shop.

for example

**ChiangMai noon** · 15-10-2008, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

Link?

https://teakdoor.com/members-only/372...tml#post797740

**slimboyfat** · 15-10-2008, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by momo8

well I feel neglected.

don't know why. should think there are a few blokes on here impressed that you take it up the shitter.

but her husband is chinese so i doubt he even touches the sides

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