The Criminal Thread

[qwerty]

I lost my Driver's License for one year when I was caught driving without insurance!

[Rigger]

I lost my drivers licence at 15 yo for Drunk riding and given the police a bit of a run until I turned off my head light to get away and hit a railway line doing about 80 klm/h I couldn,t run to far after that. When I was 14 I lead the police on a 2 hour chase on my mates brothers KLX 250 they only got me because I run out of fuel

[mrsquirrel]

I'm not going to tell people on a public internet forum about my naughtiness in the past.

I don't fancy getting my arse bitten

[Marmite the Dog]

To many arrests to count them all 4 for drink driving 3 common assaults 1 destruction of property for kicking in a low life’s door. 1 causing actual bodily harm got a 6 months suspended sentence and two year good behavior I got off light as they threaten my life first and father new the judge.
2 months in MCE army jail for assault on a officer and destruction of military property
That’s all I can think of at the moment
Note this was when I was young and dumb

You sound like a nice chap...

[aging one]

Just over six months in prison. Was released the day after finally making it to court. Story will follow in Q&A.

[Rigger]

To many arrests to count them all 4 for drink driving 3 common assaults 1 destruction of property for kicking in a low life’s door. 1 causing actual bodily harm got a 6 months suspended sentence and two year good behavior I got off light as they threaten my life first and father new the judge.
2 months in MCE army jail for assault on a officer and destruction of military property
That’s all I can think of at the moment
Note this was when I was young and dumb

You sound like a nice chap...

Thanks mate
But I am really a gentle guy that wouldn,t try and hurt anyone that didnt deserve it. I would never hit woman and rather walk away to aviod trouble . I just cant stand people that perposely try and fuck people over so I use to hunt them down and and make them feel pain
IT ok now as I havent hit anyone for aleast 5 years now
personal best for me

[in4zip]

not even a parking ticket!

[Storekeeper]

Can I learn anything about the English in this thread ? But for your information I had a couple of stints on probation in my past for offenses such:

** Possession of marijuana
** Possession of a stolen firearm
** Assault
** Breaking & Entering

Just your normal everyday septic trailer trash sort of offenses. And all prior to joining the world's finest Navy many years ago.

[aging one]

Could those offences been one of the reasons you joined up. One of those either or jobs??

[Storekeeper]

Nope. I had a choice but I figured if they were kicking me out of the county I might as go as far away as possible. I did join in that era though. It isn't allowed anymore ... my son learned that lesson the hard way.

[DJ Pat]

When I was a bit younger I got arrested for graffiti (aka criminal damage) six times, Robbery twice, Shoplifting twice, and cannabis once.

[benbaaa]

When I was a bit younger I got arrested for graffiti (aka criminal damage) six times, Robbery twice, Shoplifting twice, and cannabis once.

I didn't know you were from Liverpool.

[benbaaa]

I'm not going to tell people on a public internet forum about my naughtiness in the past.

C'mon, stealing other squirrels' nuts? You can still vote because it's an anonymous poll. Unless dd can somehow crack that code, too.

[Blake7]

To many arrests to count them all 4 for drink driving 3 common assaults 1 destruction of property for kicking in a low life’s door. 1 causing actual bodily harm got a 6 months suspended sentence and two year good behavior I got off light as they threaten my life first and father new the judge.
2 months in MCE army jail for assault on a officer and destruction of military property
That’s all I can think of at the moment
Note this was when I was young and dumb

You sound like a nice chap...

Yes, lots of pleasant upsatnding members of society in Thailand.....

[Blake7]

I once accepted a kickback for a quarter of a million dollars.

I got caught, but got to keep the loot.

but its all tied up in Jakarta property (snigger)

[Rigger]

To many arrests to count them all 4 for drink driving 3 common assaults 1 destruction of property for kicking in a low life’s door. 1 causing actual bodily harm got a 6 months suspended sentence and two year good behavior I got off light as they threaten my life first and father new the judge.
2 months in MCE army jail for assault on a officer and destruction of military property
That’s all I can think of at the moment
Note this was when I was young and dumb

You sound like a nice chap...

Yes, lots of pleasant upsatnding members of society in Thailand.....

Yes I do think of my self as a upstanding member of our Community
I came to Thailand and settled down unlike most

[kingwilly]

I walked out of the Bombay Rock venue on Austalia's gold coast after seeing the Hoodu Gurus play live, and upon exiting and seeing the tropical down-pour outside, I said "fuck! it's pissing down". I was then arrested for abusive language by a gang of filthy mouthed, arse-wipe, queensland coppers and had to call my mum the next morning for $50 bail money! - another guy in my cell was locked up for leap-frogging a parking meter. ....fockin' police state australia is ...

and so you should've been too - bladdy rabble rousing anachist!

[spliff]

walked out of the Bombay Rock venue on Austalia's gold coast after seeing the Hoodu Gurus play live, and

That band is WAY on!

[kingwilly]

Just over six months in prison. Was released the day after finally making it to court. Story will follow in Q&A.

yeah come on AO - the suspense is worse than the weekly episodes of Batman '

....to be continued next episode, will our caped crusader die a hideous death at the paws of catwoman or will he once again miraciously escape to fight another day.

Same bat-time same bat-channel

[Bob]

I was once arrested at gunpoint under the prevention of terrorism act. For sledging in the snow.

Silly rozzers

[mad_dog]

Possession of class b drug when I was 13, other than that I am as clean as a whistle.... I know two teachers in Bangkok who have done bird .... And I don't know that many teachers!

[hillbilly]

Learned how to properly buff a concrete floor in Uncle Sam's hotel.

[friscofrankie]

Silly me, wanna change my vote, just realized I was sentenced to more than five years but paroled in 20 months.

Learned how to properly buff a concrete floor in Uncle Sam's hotel.

'Bout the only (legal) thing I learned while down. later in life I was before the judge again. They (dept of corrections) claimed to have taught me "heavy equipment repair" Did that on my own in the Operating Engineers, but hell, let 'em take credit they felt so good about what they'd done they cut me a hell of lot of slack. possible 0 - 10 year sentence I got 90 days! coulda been my third felony (non violent but always in possesion of a piece). 10 years after I was able to get all my convictions overturned to misdemeanors.

[hooter]

I got a 500 quid fine for sparking a traffic warden out once. The fvcker was totally 'jobs worth'.

My fiance's dad was the local magistrate. Laughed his cock off.

BTW he wasn't allowed to judge the case.

[kingwilly]

last night after a cricket committee meeting at the clubhouse on soi 33, i'm sedately riding my bike home, as i get to the Asoke intersection a pair of cops on a motorcylce pull up beside me

pig 1: "stop stop - over there!"

one of them graps me by the belt as I try to ride the bike over to the curb ( in front of a shit load of oncoming traffic )

Here we go i think - anohter shake down"

pig 2: "you been drinking"

me: "no i havent"

pig 2: "you been drinkning" "where u going"

me "I've just finished dinner - i'm going home"

pig 1 "check check"

pig 2: "licence - turn off bike"

anyway this sort of crap - then they proceed to check my pockets - my shirt - my gonads !?!?

then he opens my pack of ciggarettes - tears the top off - empties out the smokes - checks the bottom of the pack - bends a ciggarette in half

????? Is this a weapons and drug check ? WTF - its 10.00pm on a Monday night!

after another minute they let me go ! - no money required.

Is this usual ?