An interesting love letter translation

[kingwilly]

and for my 20,000th post......

Suma wants to break up with her boyfriend, an American named Robbie, but she isn’t up to meeting him face to face. So, she decides to write a letter using her limited knowledge of English and a very big dictionary.

Sum, bermaksud memutuskan hubungan dengan kekasihnya, seorang bule dari Amerika bernama Robbie, akan tetapi dia tak sanggup untuk bertemu muka dengan kekasihnya itu. Dia lantas menulis surat dengan berbekal pengetahuan bahasa Inggrisnya & kamus tebal.

Hi Robbie, with this letter I want to give know you
(hai Robbie, bersama surat ini saya ingin memberitahu kamu)


I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US
[SAYA INGIN MEMUTUSKAN HUBUNGAN KITA]

I have think this very cook cook
(saya telah memikirkan hal ini masak masak)

I know my love only clap half hand
(saya tahu cinta saya hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan)

Correctly, I have see you go with a woman entertainment at town with my eyes and head myself
(sebenarnya, saya telah melihat kamu pergi bersama seorang wanita penghibur di kota dengan mata kepala saya sendiri)

You always ask apology back back times
(kamu selalu minta maaf berulang ulang kali)

You eyes drop tears crocodile
(matamu mencucurkan airmata buaya)

You correct correct a man crocodile land
(kamu benar-benar seorang lelaki buaya darat)

My Friend speak you play fire
(teman saya bilang kamu bermain api)

Now I know you correct correct play fire
(sekarang saya tahu kamu benar benar bermain api)

So, I break connection and pull body from love triangle this
(jadi, saya putuskan hubungan dan menarik diri dari cinta segitiga ini)

I know result I pick this very correct, because you love she very big from me
(saya tahu keputusan yang saya ambil ini benar, karena kamu mencintai dia lebih besar dari saya)

But I still will not go far far from here
(namun saya tetap tidak akan pergi jauh-jauh dari sini)

I don't want you play play with my liver
(saya tidak ingin kamu main-main dengan hati saya)

I have been crying night night until no more eye water thinking about Your body
(saya menangis bermalam-malam sampai tidak ada lagi airmata memikirkan dirimu)

I don't want to sick my liver for two times
(saya tidak mau sakit hati untuk kedua kalinya)


Safe walk, Robbie
(selamat jalan, Robbie)


Girl friend of your liver
(kekasih hatimu)

[Marmite the Dog]

That was interesting...

[ChiangMai noon]

is foreign language allowed on here?

i'm reporting it.

[justwingit]

if its true i think robbie would be glad that she wants to finish i mean must have have been hard work just talking to her her

[Travelmate]

and for my 20,000th post......

Last Online: Today 09:23 AM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 19,996

Something not right. Your post is still as shown above. Got another 4 posts to go yet. Can you count?
As for the post. I'll leave it to the others to comment.

[good2bhappy]

and for my 20,000th post......

Waiting in anticipation

[Thetyim]

[kingwilly]

is foreign language allowed on here? i'm reporting it.

I thought it might be interesting, do you have an thai versions? I'm sure you do. post them, no need to be shy.

Something not right. Your post is still as shown above. Got another 4 posts to go yet. Can you count? As for the post. I'll leave it to the others to comment.

hmmmm, I think a few posts got put into the MKR, which no longer count for one's post count.

I could end up being on my 20,000th post for a week.

Imagine that happening in cricket, Gilly gets a century then 2 balls later the 3rd umpire disallows a previous boundary and he slumps back to 98 or 99 again.....

[mrsquirrel]

What a fucking pathetic thread.

Die thread Die.

[Jet Gorgon]

^ I agree. Anyway, KW is holding off on ejaculating for the 20,000 time hoping it will be nirvana or sumpin. Red when I can for you, KW baby.

[mobs00]

Ha, how long were you planning this? Now you're just stuck at a miserable 19,999.

[Marmite the Dog]

I shall petition this thread get moved to mkp.

[melvbot]

^ I second that vote. Its the most misleading title Ive seen. It should say "A completely boring and tedious thread."

[bkkmadness]

Thirded, move it up there Marmers.

[nedwalk]

can i go sloppy last?

[Fabian]

hmmmm, I think a few posts got put into the MKR, which no longer count for one's post count.

I could end up being on my 20,000th post for a week.

Well, the moderators seem to be very tolerant with you or else you would not have 20,000 posts and the MKP would be full.

Quite lame for a 20,000th, why not come up with something better?

[November Rain]

Late coming in here - been working, but will add my two penn'orth anyway.

Crap thread, KW.

Can't imagine why you'd want to commemorate 20,000 posts (!), but if you did, why choose this?

On the plus side, there are no stupid pink glittery words in your OP. Gotta be worth something.

[slimboyfat]

IMO it is a basic error to put words like 'interesting' or 'funny' in a thread title.

[EmperorTud]

BULEH!

[kingwilly]

Quite lame for a 20,000th, why not come up with something better?

hey, THIS WAS NOT MY 20K post!

Can't imagine why you'd want to commemorate 20,000 posts (!), but if you did, why choose this?

wot i said. up^

[Loombucket]

I know my love only clap half hand

I must remember that one.

"Women talk with forked tongue"