Soon Be Christmas

[Missismiggins]

Translate this to Thai...it'll ring a few bells!




Merry Christmas!

Looks like Shane has had a Perriere or two!

[Stinky]

Nice one Miggins, brought back some memories that did, I wonder how much coke you have to do to get a mouth that fvked up

[filch]

You bah humbuggin' it this year then Miggins?

[nigelandjan]

each to their own but xmas is a bit of a non starter for us ,, just go and see me 3 grandchildren spend some time with em on xmas day before the ex gets ushered in for her alloted time ,,,,,then it fast forward to Feb to come back to Thai for a month to see all the family and relatives ,cant wait for that one !!!!!!

[DrAndy]

the best thing about Thailand is that you don't get swamped by Xmas commercialism

just some appalling tunes in the supermarket and last years decorations in the bars

[withnallstoke]

Christmas should just fuck off and die.

[sunsetter]

Christmas should just fuck off and die.

quite rightly so

[satapadak]

Christmas should just fuck off and die.

And I thought you'd put that new oven to use this season.

[lingmau]

I've no problem with Christmas itself but I think there should be a law against putting up decorations before 1st December. Is that crappy glass looking tree already up outside the Emporium?

[Travelmate]

Should red the OP for mentioning Xmas in November!!!!

[Travelmate]

Soon Be Christmas 14-11-2009 09:25 AM Loy Toy Here's and early chrissy present mate.

[mad_dog]

As a rule I hate Fenians due to sharing a house with one of the nutters but i love this song. "I can see a better time when all our dreams come true" a real tingly down the spine tear jerker

[Fuzzy Bob]

[barbaro]

I don't pay attention to Xams anymore.

Nothing wrong with this cultural celebration, but I don't play into it.

[nedwalk]

i volunteer and work..its just another relegious load of crap,if its a time of giveing why arn,t more 'christians' volunteering?, but i do volunteer so those who have kids don,t have to work..if anything it gives the adults a year of bribery and corruption, 'if you don,t behave santa ain't comeing ' i love this quote..heard it so many times growing up !

[Smug Farang Bore]

Pubs full of once a year wankers chuckin up Baileys n red wine in the sink in the bogs.
Great fun if your a publican.

[Missismiggins]

What a miserable bunch of heathen fuckers! Can't you just wonder at the miracle? Joseph was a tolerant guy, not like you lot, how many of you fuckers would have given her a good kicking instead of accepting she had an "immaculate conception"...you people are intolerant!! Poor woman must have had a shit time at the clinic and the social trying to sort that one out!

God sent his son to earth to save us, he died upon the cross to save mankind!

It is probably the one day in the year where 90% of the world has a holiday, eats too much and gets as pissed as a fart! (apart from starving Africans and the like - but, spare a thought and maybe post a Doggy Bag - see, that's what happens when you don't believe in Jesus - he smights you with pestilence, disease and famine, like the caring God he is!...don't fuck with Jesus...yes he can forgive, but he prefers a bit of wrath!

Thank you Mr. Jesus, and I would like also to thank whoever invented New Year...appreciated! I'll buy you a pint!

[TizMe]

Joseph was a tolerant guy, not like you lot, how many of you fuckers would have given her a good kicking instead of accepting she had an "immaculate conception"...you people are intolerant!!

I always wondered why she was still a virgin, while she was married to Joseph? Was he gay?

[Ancient Future]

Joseph was a tolerant guy, not like you lot, how many of you fuckers would have given her a good kicking instead of accepting she had an "immaculate conception"...you people are intolerant!!

I always wondered why she was still a virgin, while she was married to Joseph? Was he gay?

My vote says he was. Keen on sheep too wasn't he?

[Smug Farang Bore]

Lingmau, tree in place for the umpteenth year.

[withnallstoke]

Sprouts. Gauranteed to break up even the closest family christmas. A proper christmas tree.

tree in place for the umpteenth year.

[Missismiggins]

Sprouts. Gauranteed to break up even the closest family christmas. A proper christmas tree.

tree in place for the umpteenth year.

They look like sprouts... have you managed to grow them here....and if so how much do you want for a kilo? I Tried growing some seeds from the UK a couple of years ago but they became mutated, a bit like the locals!

[slackula]

Can't you just wonder at the miracle?

lol

"immaculate conception"

rofl

[mad_dog]

After most of my adult life without Christmas the greed fest fills me with a nameless dread.

[Missismiggins]

After most of my adult life without Christmas the greed fest fills me with a nameless dread.

Indeed, we have managed to lie and cheat and turn a completley PAGAN festival firstly on its head disguised as a Christian festival, and then do an about turn and turn it again into a pagan festival of GREED!

But some of the songs aint too bad!

"Silent Night!"

"Mary Has Been Whoring Down Pattaya"

"Joseph is a Thick [at][at][at][at]" - she got it 7" remix

Jesus Wants me for an Ashtray- 12" extended edition.

God Loves - "The Fuckwits" Demo version only

I M going to heaven in an old ford Tuk Tuk