Thread: Top ten things tourists do that are f**king annoying

We've had enough threads on what the Thais can do to piss us off, now lets take a look at what tourists do that get on my tits.

1. Travel to Bangkok with baby and a pram / pushchair and expect the pavements / sidewalks to be tailor made for them. Nothing against travelling with kids, but this isn't a civilised city. What did you expect?

2. Speak perfect english and not pidgeon english to a peasant-Isaarn-street vendor when asking where the nearest hostel is. Use yer f**king brain, dumbass Chris from Exeter and Jill from Bristol.

3. Sit around on the pavements drinking beer and smoking around Khao San Road (or anywhere) proclaiming that everything is "so cheap" here.

4. Making your second question "Where you from?" after asking me if the Skytrain goes to Siam.

5. Handing a 100 baht note to a beggar dragging himself along the pavement.

6. Asking at the top of your voice "Where's Patpong?" to the nearest taxi driver while in Siam, thus living up to the image of the stereotypical farang that all the locals think you are anyway. Stupid muthafuckas.

7. Not eating the fruit from street vendors, because you are terrified of getting food poisoning. It's not the refusal to eat it that gets on my tits but the talking about it loudly and wanting to take a picture whilst standing a metre away from the vendor, blocking my path on the sidewalk.

8. Being surprised that expats actually live here.

9. Assuming that University girls in their uniforms are schoolkids and giving me dirty looks.

10. Erm I've exhauseted my brain capacity. Down to you lot.............