An interview with Smeg

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 19-06-2008, 10:11 AM

Hi Smeg, I sympathize with your cause and many a time I have experienced what I call 'A bad Thai day', and I was disappointed you didn't show up in HuaHin because you are one of those posters who is somewhat of a legend yet also an enigma, and by that I mean it's not easy for me to imagine what you are like in real life.

We could have also slagged Thai people off until our hearts content over a couple of beers, but that would have eventually lead to the questions I am about to ask.

I too like to moan and complain, and Thailand and it's idiosyncrasies is one of my favorite subjects for this, but there are things I like about the place, and I believe there must be some aspects that do endear you to it and therefore keep you here.

So my question is:

What do you like about Thailand and if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

(Bear in mind there are complete idiots everywhere, from Indonesia to Australia.)

**machangezi** · 19-06-2008, 10:13 AM

I don't like to be interviewd, Scampy.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 19-06-2008, 10:22 AM

^ I'm not interviewing you Mac, I have you down for August 16th.

**machangezi** · 19-06-2008, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^ I'm not interviewing you Mac, I have you down for August 16th.

Hang on Scamp mate. I'll log on with me Smeg handle.

Why August 16th?

**DrAndy** · 20-06-2008, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by machangezi

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^ I'm not interviewing you Mac, I have you down for August 16th.

Hang on Scamp mate. I'll log on with me Smeg handle.

Why August 16th?

Macha, you are hardly as interesting as Smeg. At least he has some originality and intelligence, even if badly misused.

**kingwilly** · 19-06-2008, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I was disappointed you didn't show up in HuaHin because you are one of those posters who is somewhat of a legend yet also an enigma, and by that I mean it's not easy for me to imagine what you are like in real life.

I think he was taking the piss mate.

**slimboyfat** · 19-06-2008, 10:24 AM

i don't think smeg does requests

**DJ Pat** · 20-06-2008, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i don't think smeg does requests

He once asked me for the "YMCA" once at QBar on a hiphop night.

**slimboyfat** · 20-06-2008, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i don't think smeg does requests

He once asked me for the "YMCA" once at QBar on a hiphop night.

you said once twice

**ChiangMai noon** · 19-06-2008, 10:28 AM

Been done before on the ajarn hotseat.

Is it still there?

**momo8** · 19-06-2008, 10:31 AM

Are you paying him for his time?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 19-06-2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by momo8

Are you paying him for his time?

I'll take him to the cinema.

**gusG** · 19-06-2008, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Originally Posted by momo8

Are you paying him for his time?

I'll give him an enema.

Good one COCK.

**Bugs** · 19-06-2008, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

So my question is:

What do you like about Thailand and if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

(Bear in mind there are complete idiots everywhere, from Indonesia to Australia.)

I think the question requires some qualifiers. Sure folks come to live/work in LOS for all kinds of reasons. But standard of living always fits into the equations in some fashion. I would venture to guess many a farang would exhange life in LOS for life in the west if they could have the same standard of living in the west their income gets them here in LOS.

It's all about bang for the buck - in more ways than one.

**ChiangMai noon** · 19-06-2008, 10:36 AM

Found it.

Here's the hot seat interview with smegma from 2004.

Duncan Donut

**Gerbil** · 19-06-2008, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Found it.

Here's the hot seat interview with smegma from 2004.

Duncan Donut

Interesting link. I'm amazed that there's a whole website for engish teachers in Thailand. I never thought there'd be enough interest to sustain such a 'niche item'. I dont suppose it gets much traffic?

**obsidian** · 19-06-2008, 10:53 AM

^^ quite the little chatterbox. i hadnt seen that. thanks.

**peterpan** · 19-06-2008, 10:55 AM

short answer he can't get laid anywhere else

**Norton** · 19-06-2008, 11:29 AM

Errr.....and what time can we expect Smeg to be seated at the interview table? I'll be checking in periodically. Until then I'll be taking a nap. zzzzzzz

**Marmite the Dog** · 19-06-2008, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

Until then I'll be taking a nap. zzzzzzz

Bladdy old people, eh?

**kingwilly** · 19-06-2008, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

Are you paying him for his time?

nope, he'll charge him for the publicity....

**barbaro** · 19-06-2008, 03:29 PM

Was Smeg interviewed?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 19-06-2008, 03:31 PM

No, he went off.

**barbaro** · 19-06-2008, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

No, he went off.

Where did he go?

**Norton** · 19-06-2008, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

Was Smeg interviewed?

Nope still waiting for him to show up. Time for another nap.

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