First off.......in shit with the misses for not coming home for two days...with phone off

Second off....the fucking dog from downstairs is outside my appartment as it seen Eric the Cat on the balcony, so the kunting dog has been outside my room for two days trying to get in when I open the door.Twatted it anyway...

Third off.....phone call early hours of the morning that the misses sister has had a baby girl..phones goin off all fookin' night

Last one......have been sussed out with me mia

Oh, and me uncle from America rang work today because me mam couldn't get through on my phone because she thought I was dead through a fookin Cyclone that hit Burma........fok

Your bad weekends chaps and gals?