My 31st birthday today!

[bkkmadness]

And my main memory of the night is one of my oldest friends (of 20 yrs) threatening to do me in the neck with a pair of scissors and turn over my pad.

Turning to my cyber peeps instead, life's safer with you people.

[slimboyfat]

I would like to hear Sandra tell that story.

Happy birthday young chap!

[chinthee]

I wish I could be 31 again.

[CharleyFarley]

Many happy returns

Nothing to look forward to now until your 40th.

[dirtydog]

threatening to do me in the neck with a pair of scissors and turn over my pad.

Funny lot all those inbred northerners.

life's safer with you people.

Are you a TEFLer or in anyway associated with teaching English in Thailand? If so I would like to introduce you to smeg

[Dalton]

Dont worry mate, life first begins at 40.....

[November Rain]

Jeeze, Maddy. You're a mere infant!

Sorry to hear your b'day bash wasn't up to much, but a very happy birthday to you from me & the mutts.

[slimboyfat]

For the record it was my 35th birthday on 14th January. I was on a ship anchored off Brisbane. The highlight of the day was doing my laundry.

[bkkmadness]

^ Nobody's interested, it's my bloody thread, potential homicide by scissors story beats the laundry story like paper to rock.

[slimboyfat]

Actually, someone else is supposed to start a birthday thread on your behalf.

I take back my happy birthday wishes

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I'm 34 this year, blimey it only feels like 3 years ago I was 31!

Time flies when you get old.

Happy Birthday.

[sabang]

Happy birthday, and remember you're only as old as the woman you feel.

[Tao]

Happy birthday! I'm 35 this year and wish i was 31.

[obsidian]

For the record it was my 35th birthday on 14th January. I was on a ship anchored off Brisbane. The highlight of the day was doing my laundry.

My 31st birthday today!

hb!, to the pups.

[zipcode]

Happy Birthday, and your present is........


You get another chance at a birthday party!

If you were born in the UK or US, and currently reside in Thailand, then the time difference means that your birthday is one day later.

So go celebrate again...with different friends!

[Don't think too much about the timezone issue, just accept it, and get on with the party.]

[zipcode]

^ And remember to post pics!

[bkkmadness]

Actually, someone else is supposed to start a birthday thread on your behalf.

I take back my happy birthday wishes

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just gone noon and a couple of beers to kill before bed. Do I dare dial the ever tempting 1150 for a med pan meat supreme, no italian sausage?

[bkkmadness]

Anyway the birthday ain't the fun, lets go back to the scissors. I was a bit shocked out today, a close friend of mind for 20 years turned on me tonight and said "I should just do you in the neck with the scissors now and turn over your flat."

Now I know the boy is fiending for the pipe coz he has been well into that recently in London but to bring that shit to my home on my birthday just ain't on. The guy is like a brother to me, I know him, his younger brother, his sisters, his uncles, the whole family but there I was sitting thinking 'if he moves for scissors I gotta crack him with a bottle!'.

Now this isn't good for me, I live a reasonably chilled out life in Bangkok, I mix with the middle class Thai set (not for any particular reason, just worked out that way), cars, and educations abroad and all that malarkey. A spliff is hardcore for them and a line is for full on junkies so you can imagine how relaxed my life is with these people compared to the usual council estate aggression from home, and then a mate comes over and suddenly I'm sitting in my Bangkok condo tonight and I got a full on situation on the go, keeping my shit together watching out from getting stabbed.

I have no problem growing up on an estate, but to have that shit come follow you to Bangkok, that's fucked up. Proper touch and go tonight it was, old school high rise troubles, thought I'd left that 14 0000 miles away.

[stroller]

Is maddie a Northerner? I thought there's someit funny about the lad.

Obviously invited the wrong people and got them on the wrong drugs.
Oh well, many happy returns, anyway!

[bkkmadness]

Don't give a crack head a vodka is my new motto Stroller.

And I ain't no northmen monkey, southern white trash all the way.

[stroller]

Don't give a crack head a vodka is my new motto Stroller.

A couple of reds stirred in would have him sorted.

[bkkmadness]

Well lads, things are taking a turn. Jusdt had a bell, a girl I cracked on the other week is in town and at a hotel with her friend, and 'Can I pop round'. Well of course I bloody can and I'm on my way now.

keep it jackson my niggas.

[baldrick]

hope you hid the scissors

[zipcode]

Well lads, things are taking a turn. Jusdt had a bell, a girl I cracked on the other week is in town and at a hotel with her friend, and 'Can I pop round'. Well of course I bloody can and I'm on my way now.

And here is the standard request for pics!

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Birthday Horoscope, from today's New York Post.....


January 26, 2008 -- Pluto's change of signs on your birthday will encourage you to think deeply about your life and what you can do to make it a more rewarding experience. Not that it hasn't been rewarding up until now but you know you have not yet fulfilled your potential. But you will, starting today.