Trusting farts in Thailand

[Kryptonite]

How many of you people actually trust your farts in Thailand? I personally let a little slip out as a test to see if it's wet or not, before I release the bomb.

If I have learned anything from almost 8 years here, it's that in Thailand farting and shitting are much more closer in outcome than back home.

[Spin]

I know a bloke who takes great pride in farting as loud as he can wherever he is. He doesnt care whether his wife is with him or not and if there are freinds around. He has been known to shit his pants on several occassions though and indeed in one instance ended up standing in his own puddle.

[Kryptonite]

I know a bloke who takes great pride in farting as loud as he can wherever he is. He doesnt care whether his wife is with him or not and if there are freinds around. He has been known to shit his pants on several occassions though and indeed in one instance ended up standing in his own puddle.

Bwahahahaha! Brilliant!

I have been there too though. When I first moved here I would get food poisioning at least once a month and sometimes you just can't make it to the bog.

[sabang]

I certainly treat my farts with the utmost caution after eating Thai or Indian food.

[Texpat]

^Agreed. Farts in Thailand are a more formidable issue. They demand more respect.

[Kryptonite]

The worst for me is in the morning. I usually wake up with a massive fart bomb built up. Some of them turn out to be Nuclear farts, as the leave some "fall out" in me shorts.

[momo8]

The worst for me is in the morning. I usually wake up with a massive fart bomb built up. Some of them turn out to be Nuclear farts, as the leave some "fall out" in me shorts.

That's not a fart it's a shart!

[Happyman]

The worst for me is in the morning. I usually wake up with a massive fart bomb built up. Some of them turn out to be Nuclear farts, as the leave some "fall out" in me shorts.

May I suggest you listen to Kevin Bloody Wilsons' "Absolute Cnut of a Day'
its a graphic description of the dangers of the early morning fart.

[terry57]

The worst for me is in the morning. I usually wake up with a massive fart bomb built up. Some of them turn out to be Nuclear farts, as the leave some "fall out" in me shorts.

Hey krypto, If you bolt down to 7/11 one can buy those disposable diapers that kiddy's wear.

I recon if you stretch the legs a tad you could get your arse in there and foking drop larger bombs all bleeding day.

If you shit your self don't matter does it.

Another top idea fired in by Terence.

[baldrick]

its not just Thailand - all asia and even africa

sometimes will let out a silent but deadly but there is too much risk normally - young mans sport

[Thetyim]

Never have a problem here. I just let rip as normal.

[momo8]

Hey Terry,what happens if you fart in your fireman's suit whilst in the line of duty?

Talk about backdraught hey?

[kingwilly]

May I suggest you listen to Kevin Bloody Wilsons' "Absolute Cnut of a Day' its a graphic description of the dangers of the early morning fart.

Ive Had An Absolute **** Of A Day lyrics

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I've had an absolute **** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word **** in a song
ive had an absolute **** of a day

Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but i shit myself instead
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
I've had an absolute **** of a day
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
and skidding past the kids and them little ****s laughing
ive had an absolut **** of a day

I've had an absolute **** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word **** in a song
ive had an absolute **** of a day

No hot water had to take a cold shower
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour
then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels
ive had an absolute **** of a day

pulling on me jeans and tripped
broke me fucking nose and split me fucking lip
got me cock caught in me fucking zip
ive had an absolute **** of a day

I've had an absolute **** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word **** in a song
ive had an absolute **** of a day

then driving meself to the doctors
busted and bleeding cock swollen and trobbing
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
ive had an absolute **** of a day
bastards didnt even let me explain just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail!
ive had an absolute **** of a day

I've had an absolute **** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word **** in a song
ive had an absolute **** of a day

so your honour thats how it is thats exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you fucking lot laugh and aint making it too easy
ive had an absolute **** of a day
and im in too much fucking pain to plead
and i dont give a fuck if you dont believe me
just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please!
ive had an absolute **** of a day
ive had an absolute **** of a day
everything that could go did go wrong, so if im aloud to use the word **** in a song ive had an absolute **** of a day
ive had an absolute **** of a, just another one of them, ive had an absolute **** of a day!!!

[Kryptonite]

LOVE IT!

[kingwilly]

[Itchy]

The Term "Farting With Confidence" is used in the company I work for as a reference to the fact that someone has been demobbed back to the UK.

[Topper]

There's been several occasions when I've been afraid to cough, much less fart.