Having kids

[Smeg]

To me, having kids always seemed liked something to do when you run out of ideas for having fun in life, and feel its time to start handing things over to the next generation. Either that or you buy cheap condoms.

It's probably an insular view. However, earlier today I was leaning against a shopping centre wall waiting for a friend when some toddler, who obviously wasn't looking where he was going, and probably scraping something along said wall, walked straight into my legs, fell over, and burst into tears. His mother ran up to me and started hurling abuse. Had I been staring at my feet and seen the little mite rather than been looking out for my friend, I would have moved, but if parenthood makes people this biasedly protective and aggressive, I'll give it a miss.

[Goddess of Whatever]

Not in the next few years.

[mad_dog]

Your a strange chap smeg.. Did Phil get any responces from his faceparty profile?

[aging one]

You do change when you have kids thats for sure. And believe me even if you dont think you can be a parent when the kids come along you can do it.

[hillbilly]

So true aging one! Sometimes my daughter loves me and sometimes she has got to hate me. She told me recently that all I had to do was say 'no' and that I did not have to be mean.

I hate being taught by a soon to be 7-year old.

[aging one]

Ya hate it but ya gotta love it at the same time 6,7,8 are great years for the things kids say.

[barbaro]

It's probably an insular view.

I think many parents have insular views.

However, earlier today I was leaning against a shopping centre wall waiting for a friend when some toddler, who obviously wasn't looking where he was going, and probably scraping something along said wall, walked straight into my legs, fell over, and burst into tears. His mother ran up to me and started hurling abuse.

I hope you calmly explained the situation about what happened and then accordingly, told this c*nt to f*ck off.

[NickA]

Smeg, a parent needs to be kind, loving, patient, gentle, warm,affectionate and sane.

You also need to have sex with a real woman to become a dad.

But, I think it's probably best if you chop your own balls off, just in case one of those wank sperms find thier way anywhere near a woman.

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[ozman]

[poolcleaner]

earlier today I was leaning against a shopping centre wall waiting for a friend when some toddler, who obviously wasn't looking where he was going, and probably scraping something along said wall, walked straight into my legs, fell over, and burst into tears. His mother ran up to me and started hurling abuse.

It's prolly the first time some has used a toddler as an excuse to abuse you.
On a normal day they're queuing up to hurl abuse.

It's just something about your nature!

[Smeg]

Hmmm, friendly place, this forum. Actually it equals the average bulshy peabrained scumbag I usually encounter if I dare to strike up a convo with an expat on Suk.

[Whiteshiva]

Smeg, a parent needs to be kind, loving, patient, gentle, warm,affectionate and sane.

You also need to have sex with a real woman to become a dad.

But, I think it's probably best if you chop your own balls off, just in case one of those wank sperms find thier way anywhere near a woman.

<snipped the link - wish I hadn't clicked it...>

Perhaps this could be the source of a new thread - how to keep smeg out of the gene pool.......

[hirondelle]

you shoulda pointed out that if some farang had been standing in the way in Paragon that little girl wouldn't have plunged 2 floors onto the gleaming tiles below, then slapped the mum and told her to keep a better watch on her child.

That said I would mumbled an apology... I fear the wrath of the lioness with cubs. Especally on parents' day.

Tangentally I would love to have kids... and even though I am shagging for Britain it isn't happening yet.

[kingwilly]

kids are great - its dealing with adults that can be difficult,

and when its your offspring you change your entire outlook on life for the better!

[NickA]

Tangentally I would love to have kids... and even though I am shagging for Britain it isn't happening yet.

Stop taking it up the arse then!!!!!!

[MeMock]

4 months old and so far so good.

Wouldn't swap it for quids!

[DrAndy]

Hmmm, friendly place, this forum. Actually it equals the average bulshy peabrained scumbag I usually encounter if I dare to strike up a convo with an expat on Suk.

I know Smeg, makes you wonder why!!

and if you are thinking of having kids, remember you cannot choose what you get. You may get a kid like KK, for instance; that would be fun, you could hassle him and talk nonsense to him all day

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[hirondelle]

Stop taking it up the arse then!!!!!!

aw but it feels so good

[DrAndy]

Tangentally I would love to have kids... and even though I am shagging for Britain it isn't happening yet.

Stop taking it up the arse then!!!!!!

damn right NicjA, I too was wondering what she meant by "shagging"

Hiro, please tell us exactly what you do in bed; maybe we can give you some help

[poolcleaner]

Stop taking it up the arse then!!!!!!

aw but it feels so good

Oh dear. It's my day off and I have the cash......do I need extra inspiration?

[aging one]

4 months old and so far so good. Wouldn't swap it for quids!

Told ya so bro. Isnt it a delight? Everyday something new, and it just keeps on like that. I'm at 8 years now and still love each and every day.

[friscofrankie]

^Give it five more years you'll rue the day. 's OK, only last about FIVE FUCKIN YEARS! Then a whole new world opens, man.

[aging one]

I am worried about when they get to be about 13 thats for damn sure Frankie. Thats why they are in their second year of Tae Kwon Doe, that way its self defence when the boy dies and not murder if I had done it.

[friscofrankie]

You'll be amazed at how stupid you become for that five years or so of puberty. it's Ok you get smarter after they get to be about 18, 19, 20 or so...

[aging one]

Its hormones Frankie, I have to keep the stupid ones in check already!!