Your pets, yes you can include the dead ones.

**Captain Sensible** · 13-07-2005, 12:33 AM

For all your cussing and mouthin' off Sixpence you are a softy at heart aint cha?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 13-07-2005, 04:38 AM

ops:

**hillbilly** · 19-07-2005, 02:50 PM

Heres me killer soi dawg dat i personally stole and trained. Her name is Pepsi (ask me daughter). Da weekly dawg food is a killing me...

**Harry** · 21-07-2005, 03:37 PM

Gavin (my cat) spent last night out with his mates, it must of been a good one cos he's had his head down our dunny all mornin' *desparately searches for somewhere to pee*

**Captain Sensible** · 21-07-2005, 03:47 PM

Errr Harry, Gavin must have had a very big night coz today he looks for all the world like a dog.

**Captain Sensible** · 21-07-2005, 03:55 PM

Gavin is quite the party animal though.

**Harry** · 22-07-2005, 02:57 PM

**dirtydog** · 22-07-2005, 03:06 PM

My pet ostritch who never quite made it to birth..

**dirtydog** · 23-07-2005, 07:30 PM

Well it looks like im getting another rottie, yep in 20 minutes they are bringing a puppie rottie for me to look after for the nite, as they are thai they will then offer to sell it to me,hmmmm, if its a boy i shall probably buy it, if its another crazy bitch dog i aint keeping it, pics coming soon

ahh the reason they are bringing it to me is that me mate lives in a small apartment with his 3 kids, now his family who own the dog have come down to stay with him for the weekend, his apartment is like 30 odd sq meters, aint no room for some puppy rottie....

**dirtydog** · 23-07-2005, 08:13 PM

Ahh its a boy.....

they are going to stay in a hotel and have found out to there suprise that hotels dont take dogs, nor chickens or any other animal come to that, sometimes i wonder how thick these ppl can be...

**Captain Sensible** · 23-07-2005, 08:18 PM

I am waiting on a pic dog. *taps screen*

**Harry** · 23-07-2005, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

I am waiting on a pic dog. *taps screen*

Whilst we're waiting CS...

So I ordered one of those Russian Brides *funny* *funny*

**dirtydog** · 23-07-2005, 08:30 PM

heres the baby, although they stuck a poofy bell on his neck, i mean this is gonna grow up into 60 kilo of beasty killing machine and they stuck a foking bell on his collar.....

**Harry** · 23-07-2005, 08:34 PM

:UP: DON'T CUT IT'S TAIL OFF!

**dirtydog** · 23-07-2005, 08:38 PM

I would not want a rottie with a tail, rotties should not have tails, they are docked in the first few days of birth, bit like jewish kids and their knobs, i dont hear the outcry about that young harry, are dogs more important than ppl now?

**Harry** · 23-07-2005, 08:45 PM

My mate had a rottie with a big fok off tail, as thick & long as my arm it was.

Seeing tails on some of the above dogs? Did you know that rotties come in all shapes and sizes and all are born with tails! All German imports now have tails because docking became illeagal a few years ago. We do get rotties with tails into our Rescue Program - and they keep them!

http://www.rottieaid.org/

What a proper rottie should look like...

I'd like to cut your knob off & see how you liked it!

**dirtydog** · 23-07-2005, 08:55 PM

Thats one ugly dog, rotties shouldnt have tails, much the same as jews shouldnt have foreskins, its natural for them, should we stop the jews from chopping the knob ends off their babies?

**poolcleaner** · 27-07-2005, 12:57 PM

**Captain Sensible** · 27-07-2005, 01:31 PM

**poolcleaner** · 27-07-2005, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

My mate had a rottie with a big fok off tail, as thick & long as my arm it was.

Seeing tails on some of the above dogs? Did you know that rotties come in all shapes and sizes and all are born with tails! All German imports now have tails because docking became illeagal a few years ago. We do get rotties with tails into our Rescue Program - and they keep them!

I'd like to cut your knob off & see how you liked it!

What would it be like to have your knob cut off?
Don't look if you don't want to know!
a most disturbing link

**hillbilly** · 29-07-2005, 05:29 PM

As I type my dog is laying out in the driveway with a chicken bone sticking out of her ass. Calm down Harry or I will call the police...

The vet is coming in about an hour from now and what does my wife do? Go to aerobics (sp?) class, which is actually just a place for women dressed up in spandex to gossip about knobs. Calm down CS or I will call the police...

Anyway my dog is in pain as I patiently wait for the vet. Personally, I was always taught not to feed dogs the following; chicken bones, fish bones, children or dead bodies. However, here in the LOS, everything seems to be eaten.

Crap...wait a minute, I have to go. The dog is barking!

**hillbilly** · 29-07-2005, 07:29 PM

Well we went TO the vet. His explanation was rather simple. He said "If you don't eat it, then don't feed it to the dogs."

In somewhat poor Thai I tried to explain to him that dogs were carnivores and don't really like houseplants. I lost the argument , now we are back to Alpo & Pedigree expensive type foods...

I am starting to think like upcountry, dog meat ain't all that bad!

**dirtydog** · 29-07-2005, 07:35 PM

your vet was lieing, i dont eat the fat off of meat and me dogs love it, then again they have never been interested in a nice salad with loads of salad dressing all over it, if you do a google for the "barf diet" you will find a lot of dog breeders give their dogs whole chickens etc, and these are foking expensive dogs, we use part of the barf diet for our dogs but i dont give them chicken bones but the breeders reckon they are ok.

**hillbilly** · 29-07-2005, 08:10 PM

*thinks, and screw head on*

I grew up on a dairy farm in middle america (sorry CS) and was constantly around dogs. We had Ausssie Shepards, who were excellent herd dogs, but tended to chase me mom's chickens.

We never did feed them chickens nor fish bones and yet most (I shot a few)of them lived to a ripe old age.

Sometimes, I try to adapt to the Thai way of thinking without thinking...

**Harry** · 30-07-2005, 03:45 AM

Wouldn't you just love to have a pet like this?

LONDON (AFP) - A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers, they said.

Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.

"He's told a lady mayoress to f..(expletive) off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.

Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.

"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."

Clark said sanctuary workers believed Barney either picked up the phrases from television or was taught them by his previous owner, a lorry driver who emigrated to Spain.

"He does say 'Hello, big boy' and 'Thank you' when you give him a biscuit," she added.

"But it's mainly naughty words and always to the wrong people. We're trying to teach him not to swear. Macaws are very intelligent birds."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britaina...BhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

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