peterpan is nearly dead

**Little Chuchok** · 17-02-2008, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

2 Lao tarts beside me attampting to massage my knob

did they attempt to massage your cock as well?

Happy B'Day.

**Dalton** · 17-02-2008, 02:04 PM

Happy birthday..Keep going strong mate...

**Jarvis** · 17-02-2008, 04:02 PM

happy birthday you fukin dirty old monger

**AntRobertson** · 17-02-2008, 04:06 PM

Tena koe kaumatua Peterpan, happy birthday!

Kia kaha you old bugger.

**Rigger** · 17-02-2008, 05:12 PM

Happy birthday mate
Hope you had a good one

**kingwilly** · 17-02-2008, 05:15 PM

yeah happy birfday

**corvettelover** · 17-02-2008, 06:04 PM

happy days peter will catch you for a beer in 3 weeks time

**Fabian** · 18-02-2008, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by hillbilly

I hope I see 60 years. Congrats!

You aren't 60 yet?

**peterpan** · 19-02-2008, 06:54 AM

You know you are old, when going out on the piss as I did last night, to a place where you need to pay 3 baht for a wizz and it cost more to let it out than it costs to drink it.

**smeden** · 19-02-2008, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Went to Laos to do a Visa run and pickup some grog, I met a couple of Lao tarts on the bridge bus and gave them a ride into Udon.
Returned home while swigging a dark ale, ZZ Top at at full blast, 2 Lao tarts beside me attampting to massage my knob (I sucessfully resisted).
The birthdays going well so far.

here in denmark 0 seltigrade i am getting a big depression but any way happy birthday

**Little Chuchok** · 19-02-2008, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Tena koe kaumatua Peterpan, happy birthday!

Kia kaha you old bugger.

kaumatua......praise indeed from Ant.

**AntRobertson** · 19-02-2008, 12:01 PM

It's rezpect for me elders, innit.

**mystery1051** · 15-03-2008, 11:12 PM

You know you have words with the "in crowd" and someone puts the red dot on you here. This is not right and sucks. PP is a pervert and you know it.

Mystery

**ChiangMai noon** · 15-03-2008, 11:17 PM

^
i think you get the red dot because you are a stupid senile old bastard who can't spell and writes utter bollux.

**dirtydog** · 15-03-2008, 11:32 PM

^Funny lot those Americans aint they.

**madjbs** · 15-03-2008, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

To quote Jack Nicholson..

3 things to remember when you're old

1) Never trust a fart

2) Never waste a hard-on

3) i've forgotten already

Happy birthday PP

I first heard something this from Billy Connolly, only he said

3) when your tongue leaves your mouth before the spoon leaves the plate

**Propagator** · 16-03-2008, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by mystery1051

You know you have words with the "in crowd" and someone puts the red dot on you here. This is not right and sucks. PP is a pervert and you know it.

Well you get another red dot now for making such a daft nonsensical post.

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