The Teakdoor debate

[Gerbil]

Let's have your thoughts.....

[beenaroundawhile01]

I really couldn't give a "Toss"

[ChiangMai noon]

[sabang]

Should we ban Richard Gere jokes too Gerbil?

[beenaroundawhile01]

come on CMN, some time the simple jokes are often the best, just read some of Blackgangs jokes.

[Gerbil]

^^ Should start an over rated actors thread. He'd be in it.

[ChiangMai noon]

come on CMN, some time the simple jokes are often the best

yes.
they never cease to be funny do they.

do a search.
there are thousands of them, seriously, all a little more funny than the previous one.

I can't stop cracking up over them.

[Jarvis]

Add more to the poll please

[stroller]

Just red the furkers, that's what I do with my detractors.

[beenaroundawhile01]

Sorry mate, I'm a little "short" on humour tonight.

[buriramboy]

Two Welsh dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first Welsh dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second Welsh dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

The second Welsh dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"

[Jarvis]

Just red the furkers, that's what I do with my detractors

Fuk, I need to wack some greens out though, stingey fok me though

[ChiangMai noon]

Fuk, I need to wack some greens out though, stingey fok me though

the use of 'though' twice in a single sentence is a dreadful example of a redundancy.

A bit like "That thick kunt Jarvis is a proper thick kunt, the thick kunt."

[Jarvis]

That thick kunt Jarvis is a proper thick kunt, the thick kunt."

?????

[ChiangMai noon]

^
I know.
it's difficult isn't it.

[Jarvis]

Look, I've told you that many times I DON'T want to get married to you, I like females. Now, be a good boy and try and get your relationship back on with Ant. You know he turned hetro until his wife went back to stay with her brother. Go on, be a good girl, hug and kiss up with your ex-sex change..start a new life in Rio, or somewhere........

[lom]

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