Should I start my own internet forum ?

[Thetyim]

I am considering starting my own internet forum and would welcome your input.
The forum will be called "EXPATS INDOORS"

Membership will be limited to anyone over 70 years
Exceptions to made for anyone with a terminal disease or stage four syphilis

Subjects and advice will include:
a) Where to find the biggest invalid parking spaces
b) Which cemeteries give a discount for pensioners
c) How to stop women touching your willy
d) How to disguise your wallet to make it look like a colostomy bag
e) Where to buy the fastest electric wheelchair
f) Which corn-on-the-cob stalls have their own denture repair service
g) A monthly sweep stake for "Which member will die next"
h) Which aftershave is best for hiding the smell of stale piss

Come on lads, give me your input, good or bad, I can take it

[Topper]

I've got one you can buy, no problems.

[david44]

7-11 stamp eh

Take more water with it

[BLD]

I will sign on in 2032

[Neverna]

You'll need a section for medical and pharmaceutical advice and best places to get your prescriptions.

Also knee and hip replacements.

Mobility aids: walking sticks, walking frames, rollators and buggies, wheelchairs and scooters.

[Topper]

scooters.

mobility transportation

I talked to a guy last night about acquiring a 160 honda click mobility trike. He modifies them to be a trike for around 5000 usd, which I thought was a tad expensive.

[Joe 90]

I just ordered my new zimmer frame with all mod cons..

[Topper]

for me, something like this...

[Thetyim]

I will sign on in 2032

If you have an organ failure and an incurable disease then your application will be favorably considered.

Failing that a simple contribution to my forthcoming heart bypass operation will suffice.

[Thetyim]

Topper, how about one of these for you?


It is all electric and nearly as quick as walking.
I can offer a 10% discount and free membership to the Thai chapter of "Nearly Angels"

[Topper]

^ While that looks great, I fooking hate green energy stuff. I want to smell the exhaust from the motorcycle.

[taxexile]

[Thetyim]

@ Topper
Then this is the bike for you.
The battery often over heats and gives off a pungent smell similar to a crematorium.


OK, how about 20% discount
Special deal just for you, but don't tell anyone.

[Thetyim]

[misskit]

We’ll need to know from where to order Depends in bulk.