Testiculating - waving your arms around and talking bollox.

Assmosis - someone who seems to absorb sucsess and advancement by sucking up to the boss instead of working hard.

Areoplane blonde - One who has bleached/dyed hair but still has a 'black box'.

Percussive maintenance - beating the hell out of an electronic device in an attempt to make it work.

Aussie kiss - the same as a french kiss, but given 'down under'.