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    KEEP COOL please add your tips

    1. Dress in lightweight, breathable fabrics like linen or cotton to stay cool in the hot weather.My cotton sarong seems adequate indoors.
    2. Stay hydrated by drinking plenty of water and electrolyte-rich beverages to prevent dehydration. Tea , Coffee all grof fruit juices and colas sodas dehydrate, Plain soda best till sundown, goat piss redbull cheers esp bad with your regency!
    3. Seek shade or stay indoors during the hottest parts of the day to avoid sunburn and heat exhaustion.I have been in shade of partner so long lightboxes, screens just added plus,tinted better polaroid glasses help eyes, vit D tabs for cellar reptiles, lounge lizards and your truely
    4. Use a portable fan or misting spray to keep cool on the go.Only fans may bot always finish the job air con massage and well timed use of giant ice tubes gaurantees releif
    5. Wear a wide-brimmed hat, Okker corks optional and sunglasses to protect your face and eyes from the sun's harsh rays tho makes PJgals harder to spot.
    6. Take cool showers or baths throughout the day to lower your body temperature.Most local restaurants have access to the family bathroom. ass your waitress if you need help.
    7. Eat light, refreshing meals like salads without Avoid fruits,cops, nops. immipenetration officers, mothers-in-law midday to avoid feeling sluggish in the heat.
    8. Avoid strenuous outdoor activities during peak temperatures and opt for early morning or evening exercise instead.Bashing bishops, baths or bottle best eschewed
    9. Use local factor X nongs regularly to protect your skin from sun damage and reduce the risk of heat-related illnesses.
    10. Stay informed about the VD TD STD COVID COVFEFE forecast and plan your activities accordingly to stay comfortable and safe in extreme heat.

    Phew it's the hoppy hour here.
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    Put the aircon on.....

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    aaaaaayyyyyyy

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    thats the trouble with hot climates. there are only so many layers of clothing you can remove before you are naked but still as uncomfortably hot.

    air con is only of any use indoors, you cant take it outside with you and fans just the blow hot air that is the cause of the discomfort right back onto you. the cooling effect is minimal once the humid and high 30s are reached.

    the beauty of a cold climate is that you need never be cold, you just keep adding layers of clothing until you achieve the degree of comfort required.
    first the vest, then the warm shirt, if that isnt enough then on with the sweater, followed by the jacket and if you need more just reach for the overcoat, scarf, gloves and a hat.

    the body supplies its own heat from within and the clothes stop the heat from dissipating into the atmosphere.



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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    KEEP COOL please add your tips
    always pay a local to run to the shop to buy more beers

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    always pay a local to run to the shop to buy more beers
    Politely bribe her indoors to run to the shop, a cornetto for yourself/keep the change goes without saying, but walk back carefully so as to not overexcite, your getting there

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    I've got the flu so I've been shivering for two days. Seems to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    always pay a local to run to the shop to buy more beers
    Huh? doesn't your local mom and pop store deliver ?

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    Fill bowl with water, add large amounts of ice- insert feet

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikenot View Post
    Huh? doesn't your local mom and pop store deliver ?
    They do but I like offering employment opportunities to locals when I'm a Dong multimillionaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    I'm a Dong multimillionaire
    spose inappropriate to ask a member how far does the dong stretch betides?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Put the aircon on.....

    Exactly, I’d not rocket science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikenot View Post
    Huh? doesn't your local mom and pop store deliver ?



    The ultimate 'mom & pop store' oneupmanship line.

    Me?

    Well, I've created an app for my mom & pop store.

    It's still early days, but we're hoping to get drone delivery organised, and believe we can link this in to TD to automatically start a 'Why do people complain about not being able to buy a fkin beer in a shop that sells beer when the only possible justification for this juvenile (at best) shit is getting pissed?' thread.

    The thread title will need shortening.

    More to follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I've got the flu so I've been shivering for two days. Seems to work.
    It comes with a side of sinus infection. Managed a whole two terms of not even a sniffle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    It comes with a side of sinus infection. Managed a whole two terms of not even a sniffle.
    Yeah first day of my holidays! Life is cruel..

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    37 outside first day turned air on for an hour, managed to sleep well with no fan at 22 last night but forecast hotter and smokier up the Sanuker Triangle

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    The East India Company wrote the book on this issue; supervise locals doing your bidding whilst the pankha wallah and g&t wallah kept things civilised.

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    Another red from the monkey even on this thread, seems like an addict, does he get a free banana for pushing red? Pathetic.

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    ^ do you want another?

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    Bicycle or motorcycle. Even on hot days, I found peddling the mountain bike to be cooler than just sitting around.

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    Wank at shower time only

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    The obvious answer, to me anyway, is if heat and air quality is a serious issue.... move someplace cooler with better air.

    I can't imagine having to turn one's abode into a giant iron lung by sealing it off with you inside and running machines 24/7 because of such.


    Freezing cold, dark, wet, winters were a large part in me fookin' off asap as a young adult. Dark at 8am. Dark at 4pm. Freezing cold rain all day. Ride a motorbike and your hands get so frozen you're standing like a T-Rex for an hour afterwards. Fok that shiz.

    Ya gotzta live in a climate that's suitable for youz.

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    Be happy you never fell for the convid deathshot bollocks and still have a functioning immune system

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    I see Fonzarelli Mao is the coolest kid on the block still.

    'Heeeeey'



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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ^ do you want another?
    You sent me one anyway, another 5 year old to ignore

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