Thread: A Highland Fling

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Rabbit and bear were in the woods…

Taking a shit.


And Bear says “hey rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?”




And Rabbit says “No, why?”




Bear says “great!” and promptly grabs Rabbit and wipes his arse with him!

Not heard that one before.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Are you on the rotgut chasers again?

Rude not too!

I've taken to boiling up ginger, rosemary and lavender then adding that to the gut rot instead of ice.

A healthy winter alternative.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Rude not too!

I've taken to boiling up ginger, rosemary and lavender then adding that to the gut rot instead of ice.

A healthy winter alternative.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Great Auntie Moira's flat.

It was a lot to take in.

Is that a masonic clock near the door jamb? Or just a masonic picture?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Rude not too!

I've taken to boiling up ginger, rosemary and lavender then adding that to the gut rot instead of ice.

A healthy winter alternative.

Did you contract the same STI that Lulu did?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

She calls them 'Jim nips' in honour to her late husband.

I had to read that a few times, I thought at first you said, 'Jim's nibs'.. maybe she was thinking of his lovely breasts..

Looks like she likes to collect knick knacks.. love the hearts all over the place.

Originally Posted by katie23

"with broon sass" - my mind had to think of that one. Brown sauce!!! No wonder ppl (non native English speakers, anyway) canna unnerstan the Scots!
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https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1748042571773788554

^wot did he say???!!!

I clicked on the link and I couldn't understand the angry lad. The one holding the camera (his friend) - I could somehow get what he said.

Originally Posted by katie23

^wot did he say???!!!

I clicked on the link and I couldn't understand the angry lad. The one holding the camera (his friend) - I could somehow get what he said.

I understood almost everything, which isn't always the case for even English people.

Surely you heard him call him a "fucking wankstain" though?

Cracking insult, by the way.

^I had to listen to it again to catch the effing w*nkstain part. The rest sounded gibberish to me!

Heck, even Stumpy (a Yank) has admitted that he can't understand the Scots!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Did you contract the same STI that Lulu did?

TD YOU MEAN ? STD : ALSO A GREAT NAME FOR RELAUNCH CLICKBAIT FOR PERV HOCHI COOCHIE COMPANYLESS MEN FROM COMPANY B

Really great to read and see about your visit with your great aunt....fooking cool. I'd love to spend a day asking about her experiences....they must be spellbinding.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

local's prices' list.

Explain that later.

Are you in Royston Vassey?

A local town for local people!

The League of Gentlemen - Wikipedia

Good thread.

I'm working with a guy named Corey Smyth. He drilled in Thailand and Malaysia for years. Ever heard of him Dirk?

Sounds familiar, I think he worked for Halliburton.

Will update this thread soon when I have time to screenshot all my pics.

How’s the course going? Are you sure this will be your new life?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

How’s the course going?

We're getting absolutely battered by the weather, other than that it's going pretty well.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Are you sure this will be your new life?

Absolutely no doubt about it.

Well, here we go again...

I've not been on The Door much lately as I've been flat out busy working my old job trying to get them in a good place before I quit, which I did near the end of May.

Also busy with school holidays, Visa run to Penang, Langkawi trip, Biking weekend to Betong, Yala, spring cleaning my house and workshop and generally preparing for what could be an extended absence.

So apologies for not replying to PMs, Repos, Emails and Whatsapps. Yet.

So yesterday I flew to KL where my flight was delayed due to lightning storms which hit the airport, missed my connection in Abu Dhabi, resulting in another 6 hour layover (current situation), rebooking my Heathrow connection and now having 4 hours to wait there.

I have a couple of interviews setup for next week so looks like I can now finally (try to)get my ROV career up and running.

All the best, was wondering how it all went. Missed flights are a bitch.

I’ve become fond of Kiwi.com for multiple airline bookings.

By the time I’d arrived in Abu Dhabi they had already offered me new flight options from London and Etihad had a new ticket to London waiting for me as I got off the plane.

I had purchased their connection protection for around 3-400b

That’s handy. But wtf are you doing self transfers for?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I have a couple of interviews setup for next week so looks like I can now finally (try to)get my ROV career up and running.

Good man, good luck.

Just got my head down on a couch for an hour (might have hypothermia) and woke to my alarm saying Go to Gate.

So that’s 1 hour since 6am Thai time yesterday.

Walk in the gate as the guy’s snapping on the clear latex gloves.

JHC, he was thorough. Thought I’d have to spread em and cough at one point.

Bag completely emptied, laptop opened up, everything swabbed - all electric devices, inside of my bag, my watch, shoe laces, socks, inside my pockets.

I was getting nervous.

All clear though.

Next!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

That’s handy. But wtf are you doing self transfers for?

Because different airlines, so they can’t put your bag through.